OMG SO I JUST REALISED THAT THE RHYTHM OF THE PAPAGENA/PAPAGENO DUET IN THE MAGIC FLUTE ACTUALLY PERFECTLY FITS THESE WEIRD TWERKY JERKY HEAD MOVEMENTS THAT BIRDS MAKE AND I CAN’T BELIEVE I’M THE ONLY ONE WHO UNDERSTANDS THAT GUYS YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW HAPPY THIS MAKES ME MY WHOLE LIFE MAKES SENSE ALL OF A SUDDEN I’M JUST LIKE
O que é que eu escuto? - Masterpost de música clássica
Tudo começou com isso:
Well, well, caro anônimo, YOU HAVE RELEASED THE KRAKEN!
Vou dividir a lista por períodos, acho que fica mais fácil pra quem procura músicas de estilos específicos. Aviso: possível overdose de músicas em tom menor, porque eu sou dessas que embarcou nesse mar tempestuoso e melancólico e adora!
(Pra quem não está muito familiarizado com os termos. Uma das divisões da música é pela tonalidade: maior ou menor. As músicas em tom maior são alegres e fofas, borboletas e primaveras, no geral; as músicas em tom menor são mais tristes ou misteriosas. Pode ter música saltitante em tom menor? Claro, e também gosto dessas.)
Continua depois do corte por motivos de: isso é realmente um masterpost!
Opera by Carly Rae Jepsen
(This was compiled with the help of my facebook friends)
La Bohème: Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, but you have tuberculosis, so call me before you die, maybe.
Magic Flute: Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, I’m Papagena, let’s make 4325670928456720 babies.
Carmen: Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, but here’s a flower, so get arrested for me, become a fugitive, get all angsty and emo and then kill me… maybe.
The Valkyrie: Hey I just met you and this is crazy, but I think we might be brother and sister so let’s procreate and make a demi-god child who will bring about the end of ages.
Bluebeard’s Castle: Hey, I just married you, and my house is crazy, so open all these fucked-up doors and I’ll kill you like the rest of my wives, maybe?
Madame Butterfly: Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy… hey! where are you going?
Hey I just met you and this is crazy but I know you hate me because I sing real low and you like that good looking higher singing guy but call me if you decide you want a real man. How’s that fellas? maybe. (My Dad’s spot-on synopsis of all opera).
La Calisto: Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, but I’m Zeus in drag, so let’s make out maybe.
Don Giovanni: Hey I just met you.
Don Giovanni: Hey I just met you and this is crazy, but here’s my number so do me maybe.
Hey I just met you and this is crazy…
Hey I just met you…
Hey I just met you… X2,065
Oh god a giant statue just dragged me down to hell.
Salome: Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, but here’s your head on a platter, so I’ll make out with it maybe… nope, definitely.
Nixon in China: Hey I just met you and this is crazy, but I’m Richard Nixon, in China.
Lucia di Lammermoor: Hey, I just met you, and I AM CRAZY! I’m gonna stab you! So call me maybe. ;)
Dr. Atomic: Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but I made a bomb so, batter my heart maybe.
Turandot: Hey I just met you, and your questions are easy, so here’s my riddle, call me, maybe?
Magic Flute (variation 2): Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, actually I haven’t met you, I’ve only seen your portrait and will risk my life to save you anyway. Marry me maybe?
Carmen (Variation 2) Hi, I just walked alllllllll the way here, I’m definitely crazy, but here’s a letter from your mama, come home and marry me, maybe?