Papa-Bear

I did this for @koalabear73 because she’s as sweet as honey!! It’s papa bear Patton in a Winnie the Pooh onesie. Patton is such a sweetie it reminds me of koalabear73. I hope you enjoy!! @vortexart (they run the ask morality blog so I can’t not tag them lol) @pansexualroman @velocifoxy (again if you want to be tagged or just talk message me!!)

anonymous asked:

I don't get how Mads is so lean everywhere but his belly is super chubby, it's not like he doesn't exercise constantly. It's like he put on so much weight for Pusher 2 and never lost it, he was skinny before that.

MY FRIEND this question has haunted me for three years. Before I knew Mads Mikkelsen‘s chubby tum, I knew peace. Now there is only confusion, Adidas jackets, and inconvenient arousal.

Like look at this shit, look at this former professional dancer and twice-knight who, against all odds, has a soft squishy belly. It’s like Odin designed a man specifically to haunt my dreams and never let me rest.

Look at this wiry and muscular, yet still chubby, asshole, just eating his cereal as though it’s NOT supposed to keep me up all night. THE NERVE.

Look at him with his jammied-up potbelly explaining how he’s inserted himself into all of our brains and how it’s all over: he’s won.

Look how even THE GREAT LAWRENCE FISHBURNE can’t resist fondling that love handle.

That’s right, take a deep breath, take a bow. I give up. You win. Take your tum and go straight back to Denmark where you belong.

10

“ Your dad keeps crying because of you. It was no joke. Taek ah, I thought your dad was Superman today. I don’t know where he got such crazy amounts of strengh… Be good to your dad. It really seems likes you’re everything to him”

Some letters

Dear students:

I’m tired. You’re tired. We’re tired. Let’s both agree to be civil to each other until June, ok? We’ll get through this together, and we’ll look back and be amazed at the things we’ve accomplished. 

Dear parents:

I’m tired. I’m tired of trying to hold your students’ attention, and then grading their half-assed work. I’m tired to having to explain myself. I’m tired to defending myself. I’m tired of coming in every day trying to be a fair, firm and kind educator and being called unkind, unfair and irresponsible.

I don’t pick on your students. I do, however, expect them to be responsible, kind advocates for themselves. And if they have a hard time with that, I try to help them learn these traits.

Please stop trying to fucking sue me. 

Dear DC:

Please, leave me the fuck alone. I know I’m new, but I am not going to be your chess piece. I understand the changes coming to the district. I understand you and people on my team don’t get along. I don’t give a shit. I will do what is best for my students in my classroom. Please stop adding to the enormous amount of stress I’m under.

I am kind, not weak. I am inexperienced, not stupid. I am collaborative, not dependent.

Dear team teachers:

Thank you for being fantastic.