Papa-Bear

the four horseman of the apocalypse:

chyler “imma give the gays all they want and deserve” leigh
david “eyy imma take a pic that totally does’t spoil anything and post it on my instagram but not without editing it firstly” harewood
katie “what do you mean ‘stop acting gay’??” mcgrath
melissa “wait am i basically kara or is kara basically me??” benoist

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(─‿─) Go to MY bed //obvious winky wonk//

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Why everytime i redraw a twitter conversation between Jack and Ken..it always end up flirty? i mean. i don’t mind it. (o˘◡˘o)

Also. yes. Embrace Melt town.  

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“ Your dad keeps crying because of you. It was no joke. Taek ah, I thought your dad was Superman today. I don’t know where he got such crazy amounts of strengh… Be good to your dad. It really seems likes you’re everything to him”

anonymous asked:

I don't get how Mads is so lean everywhere but his belly is super chubby, it's not like he doesn't exercise constantly. It's like he put on so much weight for Pusher 2 and never lost it, he was skinny before that.

MY FRIEND this question has haunted me for three years. Before I knew Mads Mikkelsen‘s chubby tum, I knew peace. Now there is only confusion, Adidas jackets, and inconvenient arousal.

Like look at this shit, look at this former professional dancer and twice-knight who, against all odds, has a soft squishy belly. It’s like Odin designed a man specifically to haunt my dreams and never let me rest.

Look at this wiry and muscular, yet still chubby, asshole, just eating his cereal as though it’s NOT supposed to keep me up all night. THE NERVE.

Look at him with his jammied-up potbelly explaining how he’s inserted himself into all of our brains and how it’s all over: he’s won.

Look how even THE GREAT LAWRENCE FISHBURNE can’t resist fondling that love handle.

That’s right, take a deep breath, take a bow. I give up. You win. Take your tum and go straight back to Denmark where you belong.