I have the worlds most affectionate cat. 

I walked in the door with arms full of groceries only to be met with a flying furball who leapt at my chest. 

Luckily i was prepared and put them down and caught him mid air. 

I tried to feed him, he didn’t care. I opened a package of mice, he didn’t care. I tried to put the groceries away and he yelled at me from the ground and then climbed up my pants…. and I cared!!

So now my dinner is going cold, but i’m sitting in my chair with him curled up on my chest purring and rubbing against my beard. When I go to get up, he meows loudly, so I sit back down and get cuddled to death. 

Spoiled cat… lol. 

the signs as half life: full life consequences quotes
  • aries:"I have to kill fast and bullets too slow"
  • taurus:“its time I have to kill the enemys and make evil go away from here forrest of time!”
  • gemini:The science flew off Gordon Freemans face and landed and blowed up in a boom and Gordon Freeman stood and fall.
  • cancer:"I know bro but you are hero" John Freeman said back to comfart Gordon.
  • leo:"I loved wife like sun raise… DARK MAN YOU WILL SUFFAR!"
  • virgo:He walked over to the dead bosses and put them under the ground and planted pants on them so instead of messy dirt and dark there was pretty things there now to be happy.
  • libra:"Dad humens have to fight for freedome!"
  • scorpio:"I'll get you back evil boss!" John Freeman yelled at the top of lungs.
  • sagittarius:The contrysides were nice and the plants were singing and the birds and the sun was almost down from the top of the sky.
  • capricorn:“its time for me to live up to my family name and face full life consequences”
  • aquarius:“You are surounded prepair to die”
  • pisces:John Freeman let go Gordon Freeman and went up back on his feet and loked his head around and saw trees and aminals and humens then looked at glowy tower and knew what has to be done.