PTERODACTYL SCREECH

eXCUSE ME BUT YOU DO NOT SAY I LOVE YOU TO SOMEONE OVER THE PHONE WHILE STARING AT ANOTHER MAN

AND THEN DECIDE TO CHOOSE HIM OVER ANYTHING ELSE WHILE LYING TO YOUR ALLEGED SIGNIFICANT OTHER

WITHOUT ANY OF IT MEANING SOMETHING

also

CAN WE PLEASE TALK ABOUT HOW EVERYONE STILL ASSUMES CLARA AND THE DOCTOR ARE TOGETHER DESPITE THE FACT THAT DANNY THINKS HE LOOKS LIKE HER “SPACE DAD”

  • The fact that a pterodactyl screech could be used in any situation just makes me laugh, like-
  • Parents surprise you with a cruise:*pterodactyl screech*
  • Your s/o breaks up with you:*pterodactyl screech*
  • You stub your toe:*pterodactyl screech*
  • Traffic taking too long for you liking?:*pterodactyl screech*
  • Like I could honestly come up with so many situations in which a pterodactyl screech is so appropriate and no other expression is needed.