PTERODACTYL SCREECH

More facts // Joker and Harley

- Leto’s Joker is a business man/ crime boss. Makes people kiss his “J” ring.  Joker uses smile tattoo on his hand by putting it over his face


- Harley Quinn treats Croc like a teddy bear


- Harleen’s transition into Harley referred to on set as the “chemical wedding.”


- Everyone has multi-picture contracts and are willing to make as many DC movies as WB lets them (which every actor says)

- Cast showed up on days they weren’t shooting to see what Leto was doing

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HARLEY QUINN:
The manipulative psychiatrist-turned-obsessive-in-love Harley Quinn unites the squad as much as she messes with their minds. 

JOKER:
Jared Leto’s Joker is different than any we’ve seen before—less theatrical than Jack Nicholson, more unhinged than Heath Ledger—but no less psychotic. Despite all his power, this Clown Prince of Crime is having difficulty reuniting with true love Harley Quinn —a rift that has left him agitated and…well, slightly sad.

eXCUSE ME BUT YOU DO NOT SAY I LOVE YOU TO SOMEONE OVER THE PHONE WHILE STARING AT ANOTHER MAN

AND THEN DECIDE TO CHOOSE HIM OVER ANYTHING ELSE WHILE LYING TO YOUR ALLEGED SIGNIFICANT OTHER

WITHOUT ANY OF IT MEANING SOMETHING

also

CAN WE PLEASE TALK ABOUT HOW EVERYONE STILL ASSUMES CLARA AND THE DOCTOR ARE TOGETHER DESPITE THE FACT THAT DANNY THINKS HE LOOKS LIKE HER “SPACE DAD”

The Teams When Hearing a Dragnoite is Nearby

Mystic: Okay, I’m stocked up on pokéballs, I have an incense and a lucky egg on and I have my external battery, let’s go!
Instinct: Oh wow guess I better go catch that lil ol boy-o.
Valor: *PTERODACTYL SCREECH* DROP THE FUCKING SANDWICH MOM, BRENDA JUST SAID THERE’S A DRAGONITE AND I NEED THE CAR KEYS