Ok so I bought a little tea pot.
Look at it, it’s so cute. Pencil for scale, its a nice colour, so I bought myself a tea pot of my own.
My family: You know, you could have just had the big orange one no one uses any more.
OH MY GOD HOW DID I NOT-
LOOK AT THEM!!!!!
ARE YOU SEEING WHAT I’M SEEING?!?!?!
HERE LET ME GIVE YOU A HAND
“What are we doing today professah?”
“Luke my boi we’re off to solve mysteries and avoid my responsibilities”