POOR JUDE

sstrawberrysshortcake asked:

"IVAR HELP ME THERE'S THIS CHICKEN FOLLOWING ME AND IT WON'T STOP I MEAN I DON'T MIND CHICKENS BUT THIS ONE JUST. IT WON'T LEAVE ME BE AND I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF BIRDS BEING IN LOVE WITH ME PLEASE ASK IT WHY IT'S FOLLOWING ME DOES IT WANT THE BREADSTICKS IN MY POCKET?! IT'S NOT MY FAULT I WANTED TO GO TO OLIVE GARDEN AND DECIDED TO TREAT MYSELF."

“THIS LITTLE GIRL??? OH, BUT SHE’S SO CUTE. WHAT’S WRONG WITH A FEW FEATHERED FRIENDS, JUDE? I NEVER TOOK YOU FOR THE WEENIE TYPE. ARE YOU SERIOUSLY AFRAID OF A LITTLE BIRD??? IT’S AWFULLY RUDE TO KEEP SOMETHING LIKE OLIVE GARDEN ALL TO YOURSELF, ANYWAY. NO WONDER SHE’S FOLLOWING YOU LIKE THAT.”

“AWWW…. LOOK!!! I THINK SHE REALLY LIKES YOU!!!!!!!”

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Jonnor Sneak Peek. Poor Jude. Poor Connor

I was just watching the other sneak peek where all the kids are brushing their teeth and I was like maan what’s with all the teeth brushing in this episode?? (bc of jude talking about forgetting to in the other clip) And then Jude comes in to brush his teeth and they kick him out and tHATS WHY HE DIDNT BRUSH HIS TEETH AND HAD TO ASK CONNOR FOR GUM

Growing Family/ closed

Jude sat in the pen at the pet store, feeling as though he were in heaven. He had just come to get a new collar and some more food for Blue but, upon hearing they had just gotten some new puppies, he couldn’t resist.

They appeared to be some sort of terrier mutts but that didn’t matter to him. He didn’t know how much time had passed but he was sure he had spent at least half an hour with each puppy to make sure it felt loved.

“I wish I could just take you all home with me right now. Yes I do.” He cooed to the one he cuddled in his hands. “I’d help you be a great guard dog. Yes i would.”

Jude paused when someone stood in front of him on the other side of the pen, only remembering then that he hadn’t come on his errand alone.