It’ll sell pads, tampons, diva cups, assorted pain killers, sweat pants, comfortable underwear, XXXL t-shirts, fuzzy socks, heating pads, hot water bottles.. There will be a snack session, assorted sweet and salty treats, assorted flowers, stuffed animals, people can drop off coupons (Free ice cream cone anyone?) as donations.. There will be a lounge in the back of the store where you can chill and watch chick flicks and snack and bitch about your bitchiness, it’ll be great
Are your ovaries throwing a temper tantrum because you’re not pregnant?
Take some dry rice. Throw that shit in a large sock. Now throw the sock in the microwave for a couple minutes. Now its a wonderful heating pad to sooth your ovaries. Or your back. Or your neck. Or whatever part of your body is hurting.
Alternatively, you can also swing it around and smack people who tell you that periods “aren’t a big deal” and that you should “get over it”. This thing packs a punch.
It happens. It’s 4 PM and you’re PMSing hard. You’ve done dynamite all day, have an itch you want to scratch, but don’t want to drop a bomb down a well. It’s OK. This pudding is dairy free, high in iron, high in calcium, and can be sugar-free if you prefer that. It feels and tastes every bit like pudding while being a bit lighter than your store-bought counterpart.
3 TBSP cornstarch (curious to try arrowroot powder)
2 TBSP water
1 ½ cups almond milk
3 TBSP dark cocoa powder
¼ cup sweetener (I used stevia)
1 tsp vanilla extract
½ tsp espresso powder
Directions: Dissolve cornstarch in water. In a large saucepan, combine all the ingredients including the cornstarch slurry and stir frequently until it begins to bubble. Reduce the heat to low and continue stirring until it begins to thicken. Let it cool for a few minutes before transferring to the fridge and letting it cool and thicken more. Split with a friend or keep it all to yourself.
had to post this. I had to get the word out about something that needs to be
more widely known and understood.
not a joke. It is horrible and shitty to have to go through.
different and is also not a joke.
me explain for those who don’t know. PMDD stands for Premenstrual Dysphoric
Disorder. Let’s look at those words more closely.
Premenstrual: Roughly speaking the two-week period leading
up to a woman’s menstruation every month.
Dysphoric: Dysphoria is described as being “a
profound state of unease or dissatisfaction. In a psychiatric context,
dysphoria may accompany depression, anxiety,
or agitation.” And can often indicate an increased risk for suicide.
Disorder: many clinicians will describe psychiatric
disorders as deviant, distressful, and dysfunctional patterns of thoughts, feelings and behaviors
NOW, lets break down disorder into those 3 parts
or behaviors that are different from most of the rest of a given cultural
subjective feeling that something is really very wrong
when a person’s ability to work, and live is clearly and often measurably impaired.
These 3 things are what the field of psychology would
like to call the criteria for diagnosing someone with a mental or behavioral
illness. That last one in particular. Now that was a lot of info so how about I
make this all a little bit more visual…
So now that you understand what PMDD means
and that it is a real diagnosable illness, lets take a look at what it means to
live with it.
PMDD was added to the DSM in its most recent
addition in 2013, the DSM5 lists the following 11 symptoms as characteristic of
lability (e.g., mood swings)
irritability or anger
anxiety and tension
interest in usual activities
and marked lack of energy
change in appetite (e.g., overeating or specific food cravings)
overwhelmed or out of control
symptoms (e.g., breast tenderness or swelling, joint or muscle pain, a
sensation of ‘bloating’ and weight gain)
Speaking as someone who has been diagnosed
with this by an actual doctor, I can say that PMDD is the hardest thing I have
ever had to deal with, when I am not in the premenstrual period I am constantly
thinking about how far away from it I am. I plan things around it because I
can, because it comes every month like clockwork. All I can do is try and enjoy
my self for the two weeks every month when I am not in absolute hell. And when
it comes, everything is a struggle. I have to force myself to go to class,
force myself to talk to people, force myself to shower, brush my teeth and do
anything other than pull myself out of crying fits and into numbness, out of
anxiety attacks and into the temptation to self harm.
After it is all over I try and move on and
recover and live my life to the fullest until it comes back but that is all I can
hope for. A half life.
So let me reiterate, PMDD is notajoke. If those symptoms
or my testament hit a little too close to home, please share your concerns with
a doctor and get a formal diagnosis and treatment. And for everyone else, all I
ask is that you spread awareness and try to think twice the next time you think
about accusing a girl of PMSing because ever since 2013 this has been a bona
fide mental illness. We as a society can not claim that we are working towards
reducing the stigma on mental illnesses if we are only doing so for a select
few on a list of many.
*Makes sexist joke about women's parking skills*
*glares at him*
What? It's true *laughs*
A recent study says that women are in fact better at parking than men, I could send you the link to the article that talks about it, hopefully it will shut your mouth so I can continue studying without you annoying me.
You are on your period, right? You all always act like that, always getting mad, are you going to cry now? You are probably going to get sad now because that's what you all always do when you are on your period, you first get mad and then you get sad and cry. *laughs*
Are you describing a woman on her period or a man whose favorite sports team just lost? 'Cause I can't tell the difference.