Graves: We are not moving to Chicago for like a million reasons
Credence: But Percy, pizza.
Graves: There’s pizza in New York
Credence: Right. Thanks, Percy, you’re so good at reminding me where pizza is

(Parks and Recreation; season 6, episode 21: Moving Up) 

Smart Mouth

Pairing: Alexander x Reader

Requested?: Yeah buddy!

Prompt: “owo what’s this?- I mean can I request a Alex x Reader where they argue A LOT and Alex ends up confessing to R in one of the arguments pls??”

Words: 2.4k+ (my longest one so far)

Dedications: Huge thanks to my best friend @helplesslylins and my twin @secretschuylersister for helping through this long process and proofreading for me! I love you both <3 Also, @fragmentofmymind I know you’ve been waiting for this so here you go ;) Lastly, @shinymarbles I think this was your request but if it wasn’t then sorry for the tag!

(A/N: So glad this is finally done, I hope you enjoy!)

Originally posted by thetrashcannot

“You’re impossible, Alexander!” You groaned, rubbing your temples and turning away from the short-tempered man. It was barely 9 am and he was already at your throat over your choice of cereal. Well, the cereal wasn’t for you, it was for the guy who was currently lounging in your bed after a rather fun hook up.

“I’m just saying. Anybody who willingly asks for Cheerios must be clinically insane.” Alexander shrugged, sipping what was probably his 5th cup of coffee.

“You know, maybe if you didn’t chug coffee so much, you could reach the top shelf of a bookcase.” You brushed past Alexander, going down the hall towards your room.

“I’m not short! I’m vertically challenged!” He yelled after you, grumbling as you disappeared into the room.

Your relationship with Alexander was…complicated, for a lack of better words. You were friends, though based off the amount you guys argued anyone would think you hated each other. The bickering between you two was at an all time high as of recently and it was confusing you. Something as simple as a movie selection ended up in a 20 minute debate that only came to a conclusion thanks to Herc grabbing the remote and picking something. Alex’s usual light teasing tone was now masked with another emotion that you couldn’t decipher. There’s a clear shift and you weren’t sure how to go about it.

Soon after he finished his cereal and got your number, the man who’s name you now knew as James left your apartment. The door could barely shut before Alex was speaking again.

“Sex was probably mediocre at best.” He called over his shoulder, eyes on the computer as he typed away furiously. You sighed and rested your forehead on the door before turning to face him.

“It was actually great, want a play-by-play?” You sauntered over to him, standing in front of his computer and crossing your arms. Alex made a show of gagging before covering his mouth.

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@nosleeptilstanley and I took it upon ourselves to solve to age old war: does pineapple belong on pizza?
Alyssa is for. I am against
Here’s the break down:

Team Pineapple:
Captain: Alyssa
Radek Faksa
Gemel Smith
Julius Honka
Stephen Johns
Jim Nill
Antione Roussel

Team No Pineapple:
Captain: Me
Esa Lindell
Jason Dickinson
Devin Shore
Mark Stepneski (beat writer)
Tyler Seguin

The battle is heating up.

Classic Margherita pizza from Via Napoli located in Epcot’s Italy Pavilion.

got it from this but i feel like suga’s more likely to do this than daichi actually he has a potato shirt and likes puns pLEASE don’t tell me he’ll let the opportunity to do this pass bcos hE WILL DO IT no matter the cost #REST IN PIECES DAICHI

Wrecker | 02

word count: 1.274

genre: fuckboy!Jungkook, best friends w jikook, angst

A/N: This is a little bit short, and I promise the next part will be better ;) I hope you like it, thanks for reading loves ! x

Originally posted by theking-or-thekid

All day I had been eating ice cream and watching drama’s like a real heartbroken hollywood girl. You know, every girl who broke her heart ( in movies ) eats ice cream and rolls herself in blankets in front of her drama’s, being emotional with thousand of tissues around her filled with her tears. And eventually they will have a friend coming around to cheer them up and everything would be alright again.
It wasn’t like that with me, I didn’t cry after that night Every passing day I kept thinking about how I should confront Jungkook when I see him again. Should I be angry? Should I tell I love him with my whole heart? Or should I just ignore him and let my heart suffer for who knows how long. People always say your first love will never be forgotten. Is it the same with one sided first loves?
Jimin had texted me to hang out, he wanted to catch pokemons. But I wasn’t in the mood, so he barged in  to my home.
He was always awkward at these times, but he knew how to comfort people.
“ Do you want to eat some ramyun? Oh, I can make some kimchi ramyun right now if you want.”
“ No thank you chim, I ate too much ice cream already. You can eat some ramyun if you want.” I stared at my window, I really wanted to do nothing. The fact that I was heartbroken over Jungkook was too much for me. I didn’t even knew I loved him so much, it was too much for me to handle. And with Jimin being here, I wasn’t even a good friend to him. He is always so sweet and caring and all I’m doing here is mocking over a boy who doesn’t love me back.
“ Y/N you don’t have to worry about me. I’m happy I can be here with you, we can watch a movie and order some pizza, you like pizza right? It will be another y/n&jimin night.”
“ Yeah, let’s do that.” I said.

I don’t know what was going on. Y/N was mad at me for I don’t know what for reason. Jimin didn’t want to catch pokemons with me nor talk to me. Was I just blind or did no one want to tell me what was going on. Last friday I was fucking a girl and y/n walked in on us. She ran away and we hadn’t spoke in like days. I asked Jimin that night what was going on and he just said I was a stupid muscle pig.
Did y/n like me or something? Or did Jimin like y/n? Or both maybe? I don’t know.
I hadn’t talk to both of them and I felt pretty lonely. Most of the time we were always together with at least one of us three. I really wanted to know what I had done.
I decided to text Jimin, he couldn’t stay mad at me for so long right?

2:43 pm  Me: Jimin hyung

What? Did he just scot me? That was nothing for Jimin.

2:46 pm  Me: Jimin hyung, don’t ignore me pleaseeeeee. Why are you and y/n mad at me?
2:46 pm  Small hyung: Are you that dumb?
2:47 pm  Me: Huh???????
2:47 pm  Small hyung: Don’t you know?
2:47 pm  Me: What should I know?
2:47 pm  Me: What is going on?
2:48 pm  Small hyung: Y/N likes you dumbass. You broke her heart when she saw you fucking a                        uni slut. I know you don’t have feelings for her, but you should at least talk to her.
2:49 pm  Small hyung: Why didn’t you text her after friday. You were silent for a fucking week. She is really upset even she knows she shouldn’t be.

Did y/n really like me?
Ugh, I’m such a jerk as always. Why did I even fuck a girl on a party y/n brought me to. She probably thinks I am a horrible person now. I did have a feeling she was into me, but I didn’t think it was more than a crush. I used to like her, the first day I met she was a new kind of girl to me. But when we became best friends I brushed those feelings of me quickly.
Should I go to her like Jimin said? Should I talk to her? But why would I exactly, what should I say?
Sorry I fucked a random girl in front of your eyes? Sorry I hurt your feelings?
I really didn’t know. Jimin was right, I’m one of a kind dumbass.

The bell door rang, who could it be beside Jimin who was already in my house. Jimin walked to the door and opened it.
He was there, right in front of the door. Why did he came to me?
“ Jungkook?” I asked with a broken voice.
“ Y/N, I’m so sorry for everything I did. Please don’t see me like that way, I’m not what you think I am.”
How could he even know what I was thinking. My brain said I should just kick him out and never see him and move on. But my heart wanted to know what he had to say. Why was I such a sucker for Jungkook.
“ Why are you here Jungkook?”
“ I want to tell you maybe the feelings aren’t one sided. I don’t know what I am feeling, but we can figure this out together. I know you like me, and we can make this work y/n. I know I fucked up, but I promise I won’t hurt you again like this.”
My brain went dizzy, everything to much to take in. He had feelings for me? Did he just say he wanted to try a relationship with me? Or was I just expecting to much again. I didn’t know if I should give in, risking my heart to be hurt again.
“ Y/N I’m going to give you some time to talk, I see you later.” Jimin said walking out the door.

Jungkook sat beside me on the couch. I looked horrible and there were ice cream pots everywhere.
“ I don’t know what I should say to be honest. Where did this confession came from Jungkook? Why would you only tell me now when I’m broken?”
“ I don’t know y/n, maybe I never knew how much you meant to me. But what I know is that I shouldn’t let you go. I know we are best friends, and maybe this will destroy everything we had. But  I want you as my girlfriend y/n, I don’t want to be your best friend anymore. I want to be your boyfriend.”
And once more I was shocked by his confession. He did ask me to be his girlfriend. But he just fucked some random girl friday. So why should I believe him if he said he liked me.
“ Jungkook, you don’t know how I feel, you shouldn’t say some random shit like this to me.”
“ I’m not just saying random shit y/n, I promise.”
I promise
“ Do you really like me Jungkook? You are not just saying this out of pity for me right?”
“ I know I like you y/n, we just have to work this out.”
What should I say? Yes or no or maybe?
“ I don’t know Jungkook…”
“ Y/N I will love you and never hurt you again like this, I promise.”
I promise

A/N: I didn’t check sorry haha lol oke bye. 

starks-and-mellarks  asked:

how is sugar daddy! nursey and dex doing? those are some of my favorite little stories!

I usi loooooved your sugar daddy nursey fic omgggg, are you gonna write more of it??

Is there gonna be a sugardaddy! Nursey part 4??? That series was so adorable.

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Will gapes as he looks around the room, trying to school his face into something at least resembling anger when he turns to Derek and asks, “Did me asking you not to go crazy for my birthday just go in one ear and out the other?”

“Pretty much,” Derek shrugs, “You know I like to spoil you, baby. And you only turn twenty once, after all.”

“Jesus Christ, Derek, I’m pretty sure a typical twenty-year-old birthday party is, like, pizza and beer,” Will groans.

“We can get pizza and beer,” Derek offers.

“Yes, but we’ll still be in Cancun.”

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