Modern Fangirling Dictionary

1. I died.
MEANS: I am overwhelmed.
NOT: I am deceased.

2. OTP
MEANS: One True Pairing.
NOT: One Time Password.

3. Mom/Dad
MEANS: Role Model.
NOT: Mother/Father.

4. I hate this.
MEANS: I freaking love this.
NOT: I deplore this.

5. Slay.
MEANS: Show ‘em how it’s done.
NOT: Murder.

6. Thanks for ruining my life, see you in hell.
MEANS: You mean so much to my life. I’ll never leave this fandom.
NOT: A series of insults.

7. Adhkydvkvecibggrxavjnxjxsz
MEANS: A state of wordless excitement.
NOT: An aneurism.

Types as Oxymorons

ISFJ: Noticeable absence

ESFJ: Passive agressive

ISTJ: Deafening silence

ESTJ: Virtual Reality

ISFP: Sad smile

ESFP: Bittersweet 

ISTP: One-man band

ESTP: Crash landing

INFJ: Militant pacifist

ENFJ: Icy hot

INTJ: Theoretical experience

ENTJ: Upward fall

INFP: Alone together

ENFP: Unbiased opinion

INTP: Exact estimate

ENTP: Intense apathy