Here are a list of things I need to happen for me to pay this much money to see Beyonce perform an album I haven’t heard yet and may not even be in the works…
1. A Destiny’s Child reunion…and I’m not just talking Michelle. I need Kelly, Letoya, Latavia, Nina, Nicki, Ronny, Bobby, Ricky & Mike 2. Beyonce needs to perform every song she’s ever been on including but not limited to the Proud Family theme song with a Solange solo. 3. I also need Solange giving twistout tutorials 4. Mama Tina waxes eyebrows 5. Blue Ivy needs to come and do a whole Doc Mcstuffins Monologue complete with Cicely Tyson realness 6. Jay needs to show up and do his whole discography all the way back to when he had a busted gold grill 7. Matter of fact…all of Roc-a-Fella should be there and do a rousing rendition of “Big Pimpin” with a hologram Pimp C. 8. Jesus comes out for a duet of Amazing grace 9. Beyonce does my taxes 10. Then she takes me to Red Lobster 11. …and gives me a ride home
….and even then she would still owe me a smooth $1500
He sighed and looked straight at me with his brown eyes who always made me shift where I sat or stood.
“I’ve been in love.” He started and took a sip of his whiskey before continuing.
“Love is painful. Pointless. And Overrated.”