lmfao okay so my bf and i were studying in his room and i finished my hw first so i took a nap on his bed
and he finally finished most of his physics hw hours later, and just wanted to crash on his bed and get an hour of sleep before school and he softly asked me to move aside so he can get some room as well
and apparently i barely moved over, and just as he got comfortable on the bed–i elbowed the crap out of him until he fell off the bed, then i proceeded to make myself even more comfortable and spread my limbs out with the most satisfied look on my face and tbqh i’m still cracking up
So @spacecaptainoftheforest tagged me to write seven lines of my current writing project, so here’s some gay time travelers in the middle of a chapter.
There was someone in front of him.
He couldn’t life his head to see who it was, and his ears were still ringing, but he could feel their nervous energy and their shadow drowning him. Fuck, he thought to himself, what the fuck just happened. The pain in his muscles was starting to fade but he felt wrung out, like he had no control over his shaking limbs and as if someone was sitting on his chest. He could feel his heartbeat down to his toes and in his thighs and each thud of it made him wince.
They were touching him now, careful fingers on his neck. It took him a few moments to realize they were probably feeling for his pulse.
‘ sam told me to beg. he told me to literally get down on my knees if i have to. he wants you home, lee-lee, where you belong. ‘
i saw leah flinch when jared used sam’s old nickname for her. and then, when he added those last three words, her hackles rose and she was yowling a long stream of SNARLS through her teeth. i didn’t have to be in her head to hear the cussing out she was giving him, and neither did he. you could almost hear the exact words she was using.
‘ i’m going to go out on a limb here & say that leah belongs wherever she WANTS to be. ‘
I’ve had a lot of people over here, some names you might recognize, but this was the first guy who gave me a giant Unkle kracker fathead given to him by Unkle Kracker himself, and it’s staring at me right now, so i’m going to go out on a limb and say yes.
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