Damian Wayne and the Great Summer Fair

Request for a headcanon for any one (whole batfam, just batboys, one batboy of choosing, it’s up to you) where the end of summer carnival/fair is in town? Perhaps what the boy(s) wants to see/do all that good carnival fun fluff?

So I was gonna do Jason because I mean Jason Todd but then I realized DAMIAN WAYNE AT A FAIR?? WHAT?? so uh yeah, headcanons for Dami visiting an end of summer fair!!!

EDIT: It spiraled into the batfam oops?

• Okay so you’d think Dick or Steph would be the one to force take him, but no, he brings up the idea because he wants to take Jon, cause he’s secretly a cinnamon bun who loves his friends, and he obviously needs to scope out the fair to insure they can spend their time efficiently.

• And that’s how the entire family ended up at the fair early Sunday morning.

• Damian did end up traveling the grounds with Dick, mainly because his brother insisted he knew fairs better than anyone else, and mentioned he could show Damian all the tips and tricks for any of the games.

• Damian would refuse to go on the Ferris Wheel, claiming he has to save one ride as a surprise. he can’t wait to see Jon’s face light up when they reach the top, he might not fly but he can at least get them both high up

• Dick wins Damian many many stuffed animals which he pretends to hate but everyone knows he loves them

• Damian is surprisingly good at whack-a-mole and is pleased to win a Robin plushies.

• Jason wins him another Robin plushies playing one of those shooting ducks games. Damian cherishes it.

• FAMILY VLOGGING!!! VLOG-CEPTIONS. JASON KNOCKING TIM INTO THE DUNK TANK. STEPH ZOOMING IN ON DAMIAN AGRESSIVELY EATING COTTON CANDY. DUKE AND CASS SNEAKING UP ON EACH OTHER.

• JUST THE BATFAM SHARING THEIR DAILY CHAOTIC LIFE ONLINE OMG IVE GOT A NEW IDEA FOR SOME MORE HEADCANONS SOON!!!!

• Tim gets food poisoning, Tim gets lost, Tim no longer goes to carnivals with his family. Damian is not upset, nope.

• Bruce having to carry around prizes. Bruce carrying Batman stuffies. Bruce Wayne is Batman.

• Damian going on the moon bounce with Steph because it’s tradition fatgirl

• Cass eating candy floss and it winds up in Jason’s hair. Jason is not amused. Candy floss fight ensues.

• Dick spends hours in the hall of mirrors posing. He never looks bad and it frustrates Jason to no end. Jason always looks like a gremlin.

• No one likes the clowns

• Damian trys churros, Damian discovers a love for churros, Damian over eats churros.

• Everyone has a blast, and the drive back is basically everyone sleeping.

• But it was fun and now Damian knows what attractions to take Jon to, but perhaps they should go again next weekend so he can get a better grasp on the Fair.

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Give me a live action Batman film that tries to be dark and gritty but gets ruined by the sassy and sarcastic comments and bad puns from all of his kids

What if everyone in Gotham knows that Bruce Wayne has one biological child…

But none of them knows who is?

See, each of his five children acts and looks so much like Bruce that they can’t figure out which one it is. Most swear it’s Cass. She’s the one whose origin they know the least about, plus she acts the most like their father, so the majority of the population assume it’s Cass. Others think it’s Tim, since no billionaire would give his very important company to his kid unless he were his actual child. But a lot of people also suspect that Jason is the product of one drunken night between Bruce Wayne and some random woman who died and left him Jason to take care of, which would explain why Bruce adopted some random street rat without warning. Though questions often circulate about whether Dick Grayson was actually the son of a pair of acrobats, or if it was all a ploy to hide his true origin, which was a scandalous love affair that occurred between Bruce Wayne and Marie Grayson during a trip to see the circus.

Nobody suspects Damian, though. The Bruce Wayne that Gotham knows and loves is a rich playboy who likes picking up ladies and going to fancy parties. Damian Wayne is too grumpy and angry to possibly be the biological son of that guy, right?

Batfamily as things my family has said

Barbara: “If you eat that piece of bacon I swear to god this friendship is over" 

Dick: *sneaks up on unsuspecting sibling* *randomly drops and crushes said sibling with all their weight* "HUMPBACK WHALE!!!" 

Jason: "Hey come here, I have to tell you a secret. Closer. Little closer.” *sticks tongue in their ear* 

Cass: “I’m sorry but I really don’t like you and I want you to stay outside of my house or maybe just be dead and burn in the darkest pits of hell please" 

Tim: *loses battery for the remote* "WHY WON’T GOD JUST FREAKING LET ME DIE I THINK I’VE EARNED IT BY NOW" 

Stephanie: *accidentally sets fire to counter* "You know, maybe you shouldn’t play with fire anymore” “Yeah, maybe-” *lights match* “-but not today" 

Damian: "You know once a kid dared me to stick up the middle finger in kindergarten and I did and the second I did it he called the teacher and she made me sit out recess that day and this is why I have trust issues" 

Alfred: *banging pots and pans* "GET THE FRICK DOWNSTAIRS YOU PEASANTS I MADE CUPCAKES AND NEED VALIDATION ON MY BAKING ABILITIES" 

Bruce: "hOw DaRe YoU dIsReSpEct mE!!! i aM tHe KiNg Of tHiS LiViNg RoOm!!!" 

Bruce: “Don’t talk to me or my son or my son or my son or my daughter or my son who is actually my son or my son or my daughter who’s not actually my daughter but her father is one of my best friends so she counts or my other daughter who’s not my daughter either but she’s dating my son so she forced her way into my family or my father who is actually my butler or my cousin or my son’s cow, dog, cat, turkey, and dragon bat or my punk daughter or her brother or my best friend who can fly or my club of super people, one of whom I plan to adopt-“

Criminal: …..

Bruce: ”-ever ever again.“

Bruce: *walks away with his ginormous family trailing behind him*