Organ-harvesting

The man died, but he was an organ donor. They harvested anything worth taking, but when they went to close him up and pull the plug, it had all grown back. So they did it again, and again, and again. On and on it went for decades, saving thousands of lives, until one day he opened his eyes.

2016 Holiday Gift Guide

Not sure what to get your loved ones this holiday season? 'It’s Like They Know Us’ has you covered!

For the new mom in the trenches:

“I love changing diapers, but I JUST WASN’T GETTING KICKED IN THE BOOBS ENOUGH! Now, thanks to the new “Kick-in-the-Cans Harness,” my girls will be pummeled into flappy bags of pudding forever!

For the tech-savy mama:

“Oh yeah, it hooks right into the computer! I just upload my milk directly into the cloud, and then the baby can access it from anywhere with WiFi. Technology is amazing.“

For the toddler who loves paper mache animal heads and Bon Iver:

“If you’re wondering who got his diaper in a wad because his organic, fair-trade, sustainably harvested kombucha was two seconds late, it would be this guy right here.”

For your sculpted, rippling Adonis of a husband:

“I work hard for my body and my baby, but standard infant carriers often hid my relentlessly chiseled midsection, or worse, put my baby at risk of being cut by my sweet, sweet abs.”

Introducing the all new “V-Cut Carrier.” Finally, a babywearing solution for people who look like 16th-century marble sculptures.

For the Tooth Fairy/CSI enthusiast:

It’s ‘Box o’ Teeth!” Also great for serial killers!

Don’t forget a gift for baby!

Sit back and enjoy a hot cup of coffee as you casually observe your child in her brand new Baby Containment Module!

Baby Containment Module fits seamlessly into any decor, and baby will be happy to play for hours without hanging white-knuckled from the sides, wailing like a wild snot-covered banshee whose only goal is to keep you from going to the bathroom.

Baby Containment Module, it’s everywhere you want them to be.

And as always, the perfect gift for every parent:

A Very Merry Beigemas from ILTKU

The eyepatch wearing man in tattered clothes turns around. "My name is Glenn Beck and I'm with the Resistance" he says. "While you were in a coma we rescued you and others from a former hospital turned into a Trump Organ Harvesting Center. Comrade Scott Adams gave his life in the operation"
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I thought y'all might appreciate some recent photos of the ladies from the farm. 🌳🌳🌳


Only queer hands touched these gorgeous girls. That’s what I like to call hand Queerated. 🌈

Anatomy taught by human dissection is an important part of medical training for surgeons, and postmortem examination provides vital clues to the pathology of diseases and thus their treatment.

This picture shows an antiquated method of removing the brain after it is severed from the body - from a 1905 manual of postmortem pathology by Henry W. Cattell (note the lack of gloves).

oh my sister and I determined that the reason mercy looks so young is that she’s been using her regenerative abilities to keep selling her eggs for the last like 20 years. when she really wants to spice it up she throws a kidney on the market. auto-organ-harvesting for profit