Orange Is The New Black

the signs as my favorite OITNB quotes
  • Aries:"I threw my pie for you."
  • Taurus:"It's a metaphor, you potato with eyes!"
  • Gemini:"Scatter the nuns!"
  • Cancer:"She's a lesbian. They lesbianing together."
  • Leo:"I wanna be your prison wife."
  • Virgo:"My name is Poussey! Accent à droite, bitch!"
  • Libra:"I love you. Please keep my website updated."
  • Scorpio:"Your ass, it haunts me."
  • Sagittarius:"So I'm sitting there, barbecue sauce on my titties and I'm like 'What the fuck, again?'"
  • Capricorn:"All I wanted was to eat the chicken that was smarter than all the other chickens to absorb its power."
  • Aquarius:"I have been starved out, felt up, stalked, threatened, and called Taylor Swift."
  • Pisces:"Lesbian request denied!"