Alpha: What the
hell is wrong with you? Alpha has been through enough—being tortured by the
Director, all the shit he went through
with the Blues, which includes but is not limited to time travel and dying a
fuckton of times. Let him rest. Do not fight
Beta: Holy shit
man I mean if you think you can survive. Did you see what she did to the Reds??
And literally anyone and everyone who has crossed her??? Girl’s a fuckin badass
who could fuck you up if you even tried it. Do not fight Beta.
Delta: Look I
know we all love Delta but c’mon. You know you wanna. Go for it. Punch the
nerd. Steal his lunch money. Fight
has been through enough my pal. He’s tired and upset and lonely and holy shit
leave him alone??? Let him rest?? Do not
Eta: Why would
you. Want to fight Eta. Eta is Alpha’s joy. Why would you do this. Do not fight Eta.
Iota: Why??? Iota
is Alpha’s fear why would you???? Do this????? Do not fight Iota.
like, go for it. I mean, he assisted in torturing Alpha. His
knock-knock jokes are awful. Still; go easy on him. He lost Wyoming. Fight Gamma.
FUCKER. PUNCH HIM. PUNCH HIM GOOD. FUCK HIS SHIT UP. WRECK HIM. PUNCH HIM FOR
MAINE. PUNCH HIM FOR ALL OF THE FREELANCERS. FUCK. HIM. UP. FIGHT SIGMA.
Theta: Okay first
of all why would you want to fight this cinnamon roll. Look deep into yourself
to see if you can find the answer. You can’t, can you? That’s right bc Theta is a sweet child. Even after he killed a bunch of
people in a murderdome he looked to North for approval okay leave the purple
child alone. Do not fight Theta.
Omega: Oh yea man.
Fight this guy. He’s dramatic and kinda scary but he’s actually a huge nerd.
Punch him. Fight Omega.