This year’s gingerbread house was an accurate and frank depiction of the Occupy Movement’s North Pole contingent. Elves, angered at their year-round toil compared to the single-day efforts of their employer, were occupying the house of Santa, that Fat Cat One-Percenter who has GROWN FAT on the BLOOD and SWEAT OF THE WORKERS and who ACTIVELY CAMPAIGNS FOR MICHELE BACHMANN TO THIS DAY.