Oberyn Martell – The Prince of Dorne would be the laid back kid who you could go to if you needed to relieve…uh…tension *wink* aided, of course, by Daario Naharis and Bronn. *drugs may be involved. He can often be found near Ellaria Sand and, suspiciously, Lyanna Stark.

Jaime Lannister - Number one rich kid in the school, he would the captain of whatever sports team was the “coolest” and he would never be without female companionship. Of course, he would have his eyes only for his step-sister (turned adopted) Cersei. Or, at least, that is until the Tully’s move to town and he notices the eldest Tully child, Catelyn.

Roose Bolton – Would be the REALLY quiet kid in the back of the classroom who “people watches” and has a weird obsession with the color pink that absolutely no one would be brave enough to tease him about. There would be rumors, starting when he was a dangerously young age, of Roose being a murderer. His best friend, the term friends being used loosely, would be Locke.

Robert Baratheon – Another one of the popular crowd, he never lacks in girls and the biggest parties are always held at his house whenever his parents are away. He can be stupid and sexist, but he’s a good hearted person deep down. He’s been in love with his best friend’s little sister since his Junior year of high school when he punched Rhaegar Targaryen for being creepy and stalkerish.

Rhaegar Targaryen – the lead in all the drama club’s plays, especially the musical numbers, Rhaegar play the harp and can speak multi languages. He spends most of his time in the library researching anything he can get his hands on. His best friends are Jon Connington and Arthur Dayne, he is moody and quiet, and always seem to be around Lyanna Stark when she’s not with Oberyn, Robert, or Ned.

Catelyn Tully – Moved to town her junior year, Catelyn “cat” quickly became one of the more popular girls in school when she was approached by “heart throb” Brandon Stark. A month later they were dating and everyone knew her name. Caring, honest, and heavily motivated toward herself made goals, she is a part of various clubs and  money raising programs. She may…or may not…have an eye out for her now ex boyfriends younger brother Eddard “Ned” who is also a junior.

Lysa Tully – Creepy, obsessed with Petyr Baelish (sophomore), Freshman, teenage mother, always tries to ruin things for Cat because Lysa is easily jealous of her older, more beautiful sister.

Cersei Lannister – Selfish, vindictive, willing to do anything to succeed. Has a secret affair with her step turned adoptive brother Jaime and cousin Lancel, but also has an open relationship on again, off again relationship with Robert Baratheon. Her enemies, because they “threaten” her “beauty” place in the school, are Lyanna and Catelyn.

Special Mentions:

Aerys Targaryen – Principle

Tywin Lannister – Vice Principle

Pycelle – Creepy Sex/Health Education teacher

 ((Uuuhhhhhhhhh some of the gifs worked…probably could have looked harder for a better Lysa one…))


asoiaf meme → 2/2 major characters: Oberyn Martell
“An old septon once claimed I was living proof of the goodness of the gods. […] Why, if the gods were cruel, they would have made me my mother’s firstborn, and Doran her third. I am a bloodthirsty man, you see. And it is me you must contend with now, not my patient, prudent, and gouty brother.”


Oberyn Martell meme: (2/5) five episodes → The Lion and the Rose (4.02)
“People everywhere have their differences. In some places the highborn frown upon those of low birth. In other places the rape and murder of women and children is considered distasteful. What a fortunate thing for you, former Queen Regent, that your daughter Myrcella has been sent to live in the latter sort of place.“


Tywin Lannister: I grant you, it was done too brutally. Elia need not have been harmed at all, that was sheer folly. By herself she was nothing.

Tyrion Lannister: Then why did the Mountain kill her?

Tywin Lannister: Because I did not tell him to spare her. I doubt I mentioned her at all. I had more pressing concerns. (…) Nor did I yet grasp what I had in Gregor Clegane, only that he was huge and terrible in battle. The rape…even you will not accuse me of giving that command, I would hope.