Santa's Got The Goods

me: *sits on santa’s lap*

santa: what would you like for christmas this year?

me: a pork cutlet bowl.

santa: … i got you, fam.


me: *see’s abnormally large box from santa*
hM i wonder what this could be ¿

me: *opens box to find yuri katsuki*

me: Wow SanTa YoU hOokEd mE uP wiTh thE GooD ShiT This YeaR tHanks My doOd.

Schloss Oberes Belvedere / Upper Belvedere Palace - architect Johann Lukas von Hildebrandt, Vienna, Austria (by Cardiff123)