OT3!

lance: alright keith. this is our moment of truth. this is what we’ve been training for. this is our everest. this is our destiny. and we will not fail. are. you. ready?

keith: (nods determinedly)

lance: hunk, are you prepared to serve as our witness?

hunk: you know it dude. i’ve got your backs.

lance: then here we go.

lance: (deep breath)

lance: WHEN I SAY “VOL”, YOU SAY “TRON!” 

lance: VOL

keith: TRON!

lance and hunk:

  • Sirius: Nice hands, Moony.
  • Remus: Uh...thank you?
  • Sirius: I bet they'd look better wrapped around my-
  • James: BIBLE! WRAPPED AROUND THE BIBLE. PRAISE THE LORD, AMEN.
  • Person A: *Sitting in the corner of the room*
  • Person B: What's up with A?
  • Person C: *Eating crisps* They only just figured it out that you can't describe colours...
  • Person B: What? Yes you can, Green as grass!
  • Person C: that's using the colour to describe something else
  • Person B: Okay, how about this. Red is warm
  • Person C: That's associating the colour with a feeling
  • Person B: *staring off into the distance* Holy fuck...
  • Person B: *Joins A in the corner*