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What if the Ancients Could Posses their Children's Body for a Day? Part 1
  • China: Aiyyahhhh... why am I so early for this meeting-aru? Nobody's here yet... was I the only one who received the text to come early from England? This is weird-aru...
  • Italy: Chinaaaaaaaaa~ *hugs China*
  • China: W-What??? I-Italy what are you doing?
  • Italy: not Italy, China, my best buddy! It's me, Rome!
  • China: ... WHAT???
  • Italy: we learned that we could posses our children's body! Isn't that so cool?
  • China: wait... 'WE'????
  • England: Hiya China!
  • France: Yo China! It's cool to see you again! Gaul is in da house!
  • Prussia: hm.
  • Iceland: WOW! This room is so bigggg! Right Aestii- I mean... Lithuania?
  • Lithuania: uuwwaahhhh, such a cute room~
  • Spain: the flowers here are so pretty~
  • China: w-w-wait... EVERYONE CAME???
  • England: nope! Greece, Egypt, and Carthage said that they're going to watch from above... I don't know why though...
  • China: B-Britannia??
  • England: Yup! I never knew England is so small and thin! And it's great to be in a guy's body for once! I can finally do hand stands without Rome nagging me just because I was wearing a dress!
  • China: w-wait... I don't think England's body could do that...
  • France: that's true, since we're in their body, it doesn't mean that we can do what we usually do.
  • China: w-wait... Gaul- I mean, France... what's wrong with your hair-aru??? It's all bushy!!
  • France: oh... I don't really know... maybe I used the wrong thing to clean it with.
  • Italy: this dumbass used dish soap.
  • China: oh... but I think it's weirder for me to hear Italy swear...
  • Spain: China, when are the other's coming~?
  • China: I-Iberia...? Erm... soon, I think... B-but you guys should act like your children-aru! Or not they'll be suspicious!
  • Prussia: true...
  • China: Germania- I mean, Prussia... t-this may be hard for you...
  • Iceland: bro, why did you choose Prussia? That's one hell of a personality change!
  • China: And you Scandia, why did you choose Iceland out of all the Nordics-aru????
  • Iceland: huh? Cuz I've always wondered what it'll be like to be small!
  • China: ...that's your reasoning?
  • Lithuania: hehe~ oh, I think I hear footsteps~
  • Germany: hm? China, Italy, England, France, Spain, Iceland, and Lithuania? You're all unusual early... and together... that's an odd group...
  • China: y-yeah... we just happen to meet... right everyone?
  • Italy: yup!
  • Germany: oh, okay... let's wait a couple of minutes then until everyone reaches.
  • China, whispering to the ancients: remember to get into character! If not, I don't know what they'll suspect-aru!
  • Ancients: sure!
  • China, in his head: t-this is not going to end well...
  • (To be continued.... ;)

anonymous asked:

Ok but that scene in dates when they're making out in the bed after Kate tries to storm out. And that like 1.5 seconds of Kate kissing Erika's neck. What depths of hell do I need to fall into and crawl back out of and who do I have to sell my soul to, to get Katie McGrath to kiss my neck like that?!? Real or acting. It doesn't matter, it'll kill me anyways, I would welcome death like an old friend if that happened.

yeah like honestly i think about this scene often and im just…. i dont get how gemma chan survived. its just not possible. 

anonymous asked:

I need some help. I'm plotting a King Mettaton fanfiction, but I don't know how to make him sympathetic. Characters like Sans, Undyne and Asgore ard noted for their bravery and selflessness, and a selfish, cruel protagonist would not stand a chance against them. Do you think there's a way to make King Mettaton a sympathetic character without going against the canon or disrespecting real-life events? If so, how?

There is a way!

What most people like to forget about the MTT Neutral Ending is that… Well you put somebody who doesn’t know crap about politics in charge of an entire underground nation. The most Mettaton ever knew about politics was Asgore’s plan and why he disagreed with it.

Mettaton wanted Alphys’ help with the political stuff, but since she disappeared, he never really had that aid. 

Papyrus and Sans weren’t much help. I’d doubt that Mettaton ever trusted their judgements, otherwise the underground would have been in a much better state (after all, Sans specifically is a big help in the events that Papyrus becomes king to an extent where Papyrus is proud he’s working so hard). 

With a lack of aid, he took matters into his own hands as an absolute king does. He just ignored the problems and distracted it all with something he knows the people love - him!

He covered the underground’s problems in his face and his aesthetics since the people seemed to like him. Brainwashing and ignoring that problems even existed would obviously make them all feel better about the current status of the place, right? 

But if the people don’t love his show?

Well he just doesn’t know what to do then. It’s his only plan. So he decides to get rid of them. 

It creates an unending cycle of tyranny.

And keep in mind he’s still dealing with a lot of emotional stuff. He never got to resolve things with Alphys or even Napstablook for that matter.

And despite his emotional status, he still has to go perform with a big smile pretending nothing’s wrong. No breaks when you’re a star or king.

So essentially in this ending you have a stressed, secluded, emotionally unstable man for king. And more than likely, he never even wanted the job. It all just kinda… happened. If he did want the job, he sure as hell doesn’t want it after everything that’s been happening.

He only ever wanted to entertain people. He never wanted any of this.

Okay, but probably unpopular opinion, I think a WoW story between a Night Elf and Troll romance would be fucking tragic as hell, like Romeo and Juliet tragic, and can tap into the inherit racism and colonialism the Night Elves had in both their history with the Trolls, and current beliefs about them, and also highlight the obvious discomfort and well deserved hatred Trolls have with Night Elves, but there’s these two that kind of come together from either side, youthful and already have the potential to go against their elders in this ongoing hate, and fall in love but it’s tragic because of their races history against each other.

I’d write this but I only know minimum about WoW lore and my ADD won’t allow me to simply jump into all that information!!!

anonymous asked:

I smoke cigarettes because nothing else can calm me down from my panic attacks. It sounds stupid but it just helps a lot. I don't care if people think it'll kill me, I don't care if I get medical issues from it, Hell I don't care if people glare at me because of it. Smoking eases a lot of my irrational thinking and I just want to be calm. My dad smoked for 30+ years, and he's literally fine. He coughs a little, but that's it. I figure the ads over exaggerate a lot. Ppl smoke, it happens.

smoking has affected me negatively many, many times in my life.
-my mom smoked with me in the womb
-my parents fill our house with smoke
-I go to school everyday smelling like cigarettes and cheap perfume
-people have asked me if I smoke cigarettes bc I smell like it all the time
-my parents smoke in small spaces with me regardless of whether I cough or tell them I don’t like it
-I breathe in A LOT of second hand smoke because of it
-my uncle’s voice is all messed up from it
-5/5 of my mom’s siblings have smoked. 2/5 of them are dead (2/5 dead at 50 or below bc of cigarettes). 4/5 of them have had some form of cancer
-my grandma developed kidney problems from all the smoking that she did when she was young (the doctor said that) and died at 69 years old
-have you ever looked at a smokers lung????
-have you ever looked at a 2nd hand smokers lung??? me neither but I’m sure it’s disgusting
-they have rat poison in them. they have stuff in it literally used to kill living creatures
-there is so much research put into why smoking them will eventually kill you

I get it!!! I totally get that smoking helps calm you and you haven’t seen any negative side effects, but scientific research proves otherwise.

it’s okay if you already smoke as long as you’re not hurting anyone else (i.e. smoking around people who don’t want to be smoked around or constantly smoking in the house that others who, don’t smoke, live in) but I’m just saying that 49/50 times if you asked someone if they wish they never started smoking then they will say that they regret smoking. (I made that number up but yeah!!)

it was just a post letting people know not to start smoking bc it is a disgusting habit that can bring many problems into your life and isnt cool and I 100% agree with it