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Benedict Cumberbatch in "Cherry Lollipop" Smut Fiction

Thanks to onebuttscratcher for making the lovely poster.

Benedict’s POV:

I ran my eyes up her body, sat my tea and paper down on the table by the lounge chair. I took my lollipop out and held it in my hand. I took her waist and turned her around 

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my first EvansChess move in weeks… figured I’d better make it count!

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"Keep it Professional" a cumbersmut for onebuttscratcher

You are welcome my dear! I shall support my fav author till the end!

*twirls hair coyly* Could I ask for another prompt? *cough* she was sent by the boss to overlook a party event in London. She is excited that she gets to meet Ben. But she nd to keep it professional, so she is pretty much struggling internally. Apparently Ben likes her too. But Ben nd to keep it professional too. Then somehow - boom! Smut! (my god im a bad storyteller) onebuttscratcher
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“Deep breath.” You coached yourself as you walked into the event location. Your boss had sent you to London to oversee a party for new clients and potential business ventures. “Keep it together (y/n).” You thought to yourself as you walked further into the room. “You need to keep this professional, do not date them.” You heard your boss’s words in your head. You shook your head to dislodge the thought. “Oh shit is that (pick a celebrity)!” Your Fangirl was about to break out of it’s shell any moment as you made your way through the guest. “Calm…stay calm.” You reminded yourself harshly.

“Stay ca…” You started thinking again but a gentleman came to your side and introduced himself.

“Hi, you must be (y/n). Nice to meet you. I’m Benedict Cumberbatch.”

“alm…” You finished your thought but it wasn’t just to yourself anymore, you said that out loud. “Hi, yes I’m (y/n), pleasure to meet you sir. How is your evening going?” You tried to recover quickly.

“Please call me Benedict or Ben. The party is very lovely, thank you.” Ben smiled and took a drink from a passing waiters tray and held it out to you. “Drink?” He asked.

“Oh yes, thank you.” You blushed a bit, you could tell by the heat that was very apparent in your cheeks now, hopefully your makeup would cover it. You finally gathered yourself and carried on a decent conversation of work and interest while keeping it professional and on topic just as your boss instructed even though you were quaking inside, you could feel a genuine connection with Benedict, but you weren’t sure if he felt the same about you though. The conversation lasted about twenty minutes and you realized that you should probably mingle with the other guests.

“Benedict, it was a great pleasure meeting you. Please find me before you leave, I’d love to say goodbye.” You smiled.

“I will.” Ben smiled and shook your hand.

About an hour later while mingling with some theater head Ben tapped you on your shoulder.

“I’m terribly sorry, but I need a moment with her.” Ben said kindly and the theater head nodded and departed to talk to some other guests. “Look, I know that this was suppose to remain professional but I can’t leave here without knowing if it was just me or if we had a true connection.” Ben looked into your eyes to search for hints of what you were feeling.

“I felt it, I really did but if my boss finds out about it I’m screwed.” You looked at him with worry.

“If we manage to get out of here after the party is over and no body sees us leave together then no one but you and I will ever know. I’ll leave and have my driver wait for to come out a few moments later, if we leave separately then no one will be the wiser.” Ben was very close to your face now but realized it would be too close for professional talk so he straightened back up and took a sip of his drink.

“Are you serious? You want to hangout with me outside of a professional relationship?”

“If you’d like too.”

“I’d love too.”

It was settled and a plan put in motion Ben left with the rest of the guest and you walked out a few minutes later and Ben rolled his window down and waved slightly at you then opened the door and you climbed in.

“Where are you staying?” Ben asked.

“It’s _________.” You gave the address and the driver pulled off towards your temporary flat.

Ben and you arrived shortly after, on the ride there your kisses grew more and more passionate and rough. Ben and you both rushed out of the car and Ben dismissed his driver and followed you quickly inside and up the stairs to your flat and in the door.

Ben shut the door behind you with a kick and turned you to pin you against the wall beside the door. He pressed himself to you and you could feel his erection against your stomach. He cupped your cheek in you hand and the other he slid around your waist and to your bum lifting you up and getting a better position. You wrapped your legs around his waist and your skirt slid up your thighs to your waist, your panties grinding on Benedict’s erection through his trousers.

“Ahh.” You pushed yourself to grind him harder. He moaned out and slid his hand from your bum around your leg and to your thin panties to run his finger over them before slipping his index and middle finger into your dripping hole. “Ohh!!” You cried out and tightened your legs around his waist to get him deeper. His fingers teased your warm walls and nearly made you come then and there with his relentless strokes and thrust. “B-Ben…” You groaned and your legs began to shake. He removed his fingers from you making you whimper in protest but you had no time to worry about it, he carried you while kissing you passionately to the bedroom and laid you down on your bed, he slipped his jacket and button shirt off while you took your top and bra off and began to take your skirt.

“No, leave that.” Ben said with a grin. He removed his trousers and pants and revealed his thick generous length to you. He laid on top of you and kissed your neck and collar bone before moving his hand to your breast while he kissed the other one and then paid extra attention to your nipples, his finger rolled one between them while his tongue danced over the other making you moan and pant and buck your hips. You could feel his cock resting on your inner thigh and you would die to have him in you right now thrusting forcefully.

“Please! Oh god please Benedict.” You screamed and Ben looked to you with lust written all over his face. He took a condom from his trouser pocket and slipped it on before teasing himself between your moist warm folds and settling at your entrance. He looked to you one last time and you nodded. He pushed in slowly, he groaned and you moaned as you adjusted to him.

“Oh…fuck…” He growled. “Oh shit you’re perfect.” He added with a husky voice.

“Now, please.” You begged and he began thrusting in and out slowly getting a rhythm and angle that you both enjoyed and each thrust hit your g-spot directly making you moan and whimper with each inward thrust. “Oh god! faster please!” You screamed as you were nearing your peak. “Oh fuck fuck fuck” you panted as his thrust were like a jackhammer to your sensitive spot.

“Say my name. Call my name.” He breathed against your neck.

“B-Ben! Benedict!!” You screamed out loudly, the neighbors are sure to hear this grand finale. You met his thrust with your own now.

“Come for me, call my name as you come for me. Come on come on.” He repeated on your ear breathlessly.

“Oh!!!FUCK!! BENEDICT!!! Ben Ben Ben! Oh ah ha aaahhhh!” You tumbled over the falls of your orgasm and your body tensed up around him.

“Oh GOD! (y/n)!” Ben faltered and grew stiff as he emptied into his condom inside you. You body relaxed as he finished and he collapsed to you before slipping out making your breath catch a little and he got up and removed his condom and threw it in the trash before getting back into bed beside you and wrapping his arm around your, he was so close to you. Your foreheads rested on each other’s as you both panted and breathed trying to catch your breaths.

“God you’re amazing.” Ben said after gaining his breath.

“You’re perfect.” You whimpered still trying to get over the intense feeling of your orgasm he left you with.

What an amazing party…

"The GQ Suit"

Rating: 18+ Graphic sexual content

Relationship: Benedict / Reader

Summery: 

He bends and start kissing my calf and feet.

“No, Ben. I’m ticklish!”

I protest trying to kick him off.

“If you struggle, I will tie your feet too. There will be more punishment if you make noise, my pet.”

He stops and smirked as I tried to contain a moan that had begged to escape.

Notes: My dear friend onebuttscratcher started this and I couldn’t help but finish it…for reasons. 

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anonymous asked:

Hi! Do you have any favourite blogs? Btw, I love yours ♥

Dear nice anon! I haven’t forgotten you. I WILL answer this eventually. (Insert Cumberbatch’s “Promise!” gif) Just need to be on my computer and not on mobile for this… I want to do this right! ✌

edit: So this is my somewhat (in)complete list of my favourite blogs (in roughly alphabetical order) I hope I didn’t forget anybody:

@221btardisgirl @abigbatchofcumber @acc0latus @anindoorkitty

@bcmjs @benedictc @benedict-c-curls @bencinyourface @beneguinsophiebatch @ben-locked

@cpnblowfish @clivegasm @cumberbangers @cumberbatchbr @cumbergoddess @cumberbatchlives

@dangbenedict @duskybatfishgirl

@eepi @elennemigo @enerjax

@furriesandus @freewomenxgrape

@garuda-dreams-of-rain

@haipiranha @hobbityanka

@ianderry @isabeau13

@junejuly15

@karin-woywod @kennylove68

@larygo @lichtblickpink @londoncallingsigh @londongypsy @londonphile @lorettas-place @lunadax

@marykk1990 @mas-sera-o-benedict @meredithbrody @midnytemercury @mid0nz @mrssmaug @mollydobby @mouseymodesty @moriartysskull @mrsmarymorstan

@naturalshocks @nixxie-fic

@ohshitimatthewrongparty @onebuttscratcher

@pammiejr @penelopewiltn @psychopath-alex

@rox712

@samuelbradley @sherlockology@sherlockspeare @sleepingexplorer @silent-micka@sobeautifullyobsessed

@tellmewhodoesntlovecumberbatch @the-pen-in-my-hand @theturingpoint@thisdancingheart @thingssherlockshouldwear@tumult-in-the-clouds @twoharts

@wolfcharm

@yasammez

(I’m sure I’ve forgotten someone important… vexing!)

3.8k Follow Forever

I recently hit 3.8k followers and honestly, I have no idea how I got that far and I’ve never done this sort of thing so I wanted to do that, now. Thank you to everyone who has followed me! I’m Devan, and if it weren’t obvious already, I really love Johnlock and all things related. Enjoy your stay!

keep in mind all the following blogs will essentially be Sherlock-related

All of these blogs are amazing and really worth a follow (if you haven’t already). 

#/A-D

@221belstaff, @57circlesofhell, @acdwatson, @aconissa, @anotherwellkeptsecret, @antivirus-john, @arthurconandoyle, @astudyinkinks, @astudyinrose, @atikiosity, @auburnbatch, @bachelorjhw, @bbcjohn, @bennyslegs, @bisexualwatson, @captain-liddy, @captainbadasswatson, @clueinglooks, @consultingaytective, @couldbegayer, @crylock, @cupidford, @deductective, @delfeur, @desperately-unspoken

E-K

@emojilock, @eternaljohnlock, @femlockpng, @femlocktm, @finnely, @freebeardtm, @freemantm, @gay-pilot, @gaymotives, @gaytectives, @gayufo, @gladstonesfatrolls, @highfunctioninggaybaby, @hudders-and-hiddles, @iamjohnlocked4life, @johix, @johnlock-and-key, @johnlockery, @johnlockhell, @johnlockisses, @johnlocktm, @johnsdick, @johnsjawline, @johntective, @johnthreecontinents, @johntops, @johnwatsugh, @joolabee, @kinklock, @imnova

L-Q

@lionsing, @lockjawn, @loudest-subtext-in-television, @martinfreefan, @martinfreeman, @martinsbaby, @mayflydog, @mlndpalace, @mokee, @mvrgaery, @nixxie-fic, @nondeducible, @ofcowardiceandkings, @onebuttscratcher, @originalhell, @painlock, @photographingly, @punklock, @queersherlockian, @queersleuths, @queertective

R-S

@rachelxgreenx, @reichebach, @richardsiken-poet, @reapersun, @rominatrix, @rutobuka2, @sakibatch, @schwestertier, @sheelock, @shergay, @sherlcckholmes, @sherlockedwatson, @sherlocksbelstaff, @sherlockwatscn, @sherlockwatson, @sherloe, @sherrllocked, @sherslut, @shitpostingholmes, @shitpostingwatson, @shorlock, @signofthreegarridebs, @signoftjlc, @sirarthurcanondoyle, @skulls-and-tea, @smollholmes, @smollbees, @softums, @stormsorm

T-Z

@taikova, @teapotsubtext, @the-painting, @theabominablesherlock, @thealogie, @thejohnlockhell, @therealmartinsgrrrl, @theresalwaystwo, @thesignofjohnlockhell, @thexth, @tjlc, @tjlcthoughts, @turnandsit, @vanetti, @victoria-jumbled, @victorianpining, @vitruvianwatson, @waitingforgarridebs, @watsonsdick, @watsonshoneybee, @watsonsmokes, @williamsherlockscott-watson, @wsswatson

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What’s Your Number

Happy EvansChess All! It’s been a while since I made a move.

@thewife101cevans@rowdy-redhead@the1goddessofpink​  @just-call-me-mrs-captain​  @master-of-duct-tape​  @lillianfromaccounting@marvelmistress2015@onebuttscratcher@ginafyi@captaincorruptor@ginabaker1666 @whostheblondegirl @monicathegirlfriend@harley7509 @prtypooper @steverogersnotebook

So I know it says Falling-for-john and right now I’m 221baubles but I thought I might as well do it under my actual URL

Thank you to all my followers for getting me to 1000 (1003 as I’m making this) you’re all so wonderful ^.^

These are a list of people that make my dash a brilliant place for me :)

Special shout out to 2-2-1-baubles because Emily can never get enough love 

(Mutuals bolded)

# - d

221bmycroft, 221bsherlock, aconissa, aconsultingdetective, assbutts-and-asgardians, astudyinconsultants, astudyindetectives, astudyinsociopaths, bakerstreetbricolage, balthaxar, basicallybenedict, bcmjs, benedict-1976, benadlct, benaddictedgirl, bencdaily, benedictcumberbatchsgirlfriend, benedictdaily, bengagement, bennyslegsbicthjerk, bifuriousjohn, bisexualjohnblueleelock, britishbennycbrokenwingsandblackeyedthings, buckified, capaldiofficial, capt-john-h-watson-md, captainjohnwatson, charlesmagnussen, clueforsherlock, cockslutcollins, coffeesherlock, consultant-detectiveconsultingjohn, crowleys-naughty-fallen-angel, cumber-bitches, cumberbangers, cumberbatchismydivision, cumberbatchlives, cumberbuddy, cumberbum, cumbercockiecumbercrieff, cumberpeenqueen, cumberswag, cumbershezza, darlingholmes, dr-john-im-not-gay-watson detectivesinchristmashats

e - i

easilysherlocked, emptyvow, fallforsherlock, freebae, freemvns freemanthebatch, freethemartin, fricklock, frostyjohn, gaybabysherlock, gaylock, gaytectives, gethinblake, gingerbreadbbatch give-me-tom-hiddleston, greglestrade, harrywatsons, hiddlesbensmith, hiddleston-is-my-cup-of-tea, highandfunctioningilovebenedict, imjohnlocked, incurablylazydevil, iwanttosuckchrisevansdick

j - n

jim-from-i-t, jmauriartyjohnlawks, johnlocknetwork, johnwatsonsdefinitelyindanger, junejuly15, kingshezza, kinklock, letsplaymvrder, littlebabybatchloki-surprise-hug-thor, lordcvmberbatch, loudest-subtext-in-television, luficersimpala, mandy-is-sherlocked, martainducreff, martinbae, martinfreeman, martinfreethebooty, maryismoran, mrsexhimselfmy-flourish-and-blotts, mycroftscakeaddiction, mycroftslittlebrothermythuperlife, never-laugh-at-a-live-benedict, nondeduciblenoshitjohnlock, notbedead

o - s

onebuttscratcher, paiolomagico, piningjohn, plotfoetus, queertective, reichenbachlock, reindeerjohn, reindeerlock, sassmycroft, santalocked, santatective, scienceofcumberbatch, scienceofseduction, sebbymorann, seducewatson, semirama, shercatlock, sherholmies, sherhomo, sherlock-addict, sherlocked-in-place, sherlscurls, sherlockspeare, sherlocky221b, shezza-holmes-in-the-tardis, shezzatectivesirjohnwatson, skulls-and-tea, soldierjohn, spruce-trees-dont-have-feelingsstartingwiththeridingcrop, stnicktortrevor, stvdyinpink, statsbritain, stillwithoutwings, sulklockholmes, swinglocked

t - z

teatective, thecumbercollective, thediogenist, thekneegrope, thescienceofjohnlock, thetwogaydetectivesthewomvn, theworlds1stconsultingdetective, tietjvns, tom-and-ben, tom-bless-you-hiddleston, tonylaufeysonx, trashlordwatson, treksanity, violincameos, vowofsherlock,watsonsdick, wintersicle, wonderlandinmymind

Sorry if I’ve left anyone out, just ask me an I’ll put you in ^.^

Follower Appreciation

Contrary to what I ever thought possible, master-of-duct-tape has reached 3000 followers!

At times like these, I find myself having immense gratitude for my time here on Tumblr and the folks I’ve met.

msjarvis, for instance! she’s been my tumblr bestie and P.I.C. since day one! How I was so blessed to have found her immediately I’ll never know

amazon-x, chris evans,Cap and main Wonder Woman sister
mcgregorswench, our late night convos and more
thewife101cevans, my Canuck counterpart, co-author (we kinda share a brain)(I’ll never forget ‘meeting’ her, fresh to the Evans fandom and all alone for the SDCC14 of all things… all I could think was “That poor woman!”) lol

bootycap‘s stony awesomeness
colonelrogers‘ amazing fanart
inroomdiningtable, your fic and sense of humor give me life
daily-asgardian-news, your crackvids are the BEST EVER
onebuttscratcher‘s effervescent personality and graphics
thunderoni‘s tags are GOLDEN
tsfrce, and all of my Sisters there, as well as our brothers from other mothers at tbmaca
thordodaday, my Hemsworth/Thor half
rosebudwhite‘s incredible fic-writing talents
digbygroks‘ clever wit

etc etc….

I couldn’t possibly ever have the time to mention everyone, but just because you’re not mentioned in this post doesn’t mean you haven’t impacted me!

I LOVE YOU ALL!

A-F

a-less-ordinary-life  alicakeschicago  amazon-x amuffincalledmary  avengersonna avengerstime avengingtheavengers awkward-flamingo bisexuallysteverogers bootycap bowchickawhat capadedoda captainameribooty captainamerica-in-middle-earth captcevans chrisevans-leftboob chrisevansisbeautiful chrisevans-sexualfrustrations cpts-lock colin-shea colonelrogers d-white211 daily-asgardian-news dietwater3092 digbygroks doesanyonewannagetout dopemixtape fuckingmeatball 

G-M

gabbspaz generalgemini-booknerd ginabaker1666 gonnaneedasecondheart haribolicious hartsquaredsperfection heyfrenchfreudiana hongcha8129 hotmenandotherdistractions i-promise-im-not-crazy ill-be-a-love-suicide iluvchrisevans inroomdiningtable ironically-irish itfeelspersonal iwantcupcakes jakewylers jennygirl2014 @just-call-me-mrs-captain kirkofstarfleet klkincaid kyssthis16 ladyjouster lauuuwww maidenofkili mangles62 marveliteandproud matchgirl42 mcgregorswench moviefanjen mrandmrsamerica mrs-pontwee msjarvis mtllovelygirl myoneandonlycap 

N-W

nightshiftfolife notenoughthyme notsomolly novastarz nwadadnama onebuttscratcher prettyprettyday prtypooper quicksiluers rogersx rorybore rosebudwhite rowdy-redhead selfobsessedstark shellheadandcapsicles  smervin94 snnapple sokissmealready squirrels-at-midnight stephyy-j stereowire stevegfuckingrogers stupidlysexyevans starspangledsprocket swordmeister teasworld07 tbmaca tsfrce thedreamingdinosaur thehumanmeatballhybrid thewife101cevans thissideofdangerous thordodaday thunderoni typhoidmeri waayyyofftopic wreck-it-rogers 

Time for another one of this, because I hit 5k followers and that’s a nice milestone. :)

Friends are italicized and mutuals in bold.

a-c

andlifeisgrand ★ becausehiddles ★ benedictdaily ★ cheers-mrhiddleston ★ cumberbatchlives ★ cumberswag  

d-f

daalen  ★ damnyouhiddlesdarkniflheimdavid-tennants-little-fangirlduskybatfishgirlenchantedbyhiddleseve1978fancykrakenfouzaniiforeverlokidfromhiddleswithlovefyeahtomhiddleston

g-i

get-lokidhard-on-for-hiddlestonhiddlebum hiddlemanips hiddles-and-a-cuppa-teahiddlesblog hiddlesluscioushiddleston-dailyhiddlestongifs

j-l

khaleesi-of-lokilarygolegolasllego-lokiloki-for-rulerlokihiddlestonlokiperfection​ ★ lukebrandens

m-s

magnus-hiddlestonmoltobenebananasonebuttscratcherorlandobloomquietdvrknesssherlockspeare sigyn-hiddleston

t-z

teacuphiddlestenscupcakethoriolanustom-and-bentomhiddleston-gifs​ ★ tomnotloki​ ★ tomsassgard​ ★ weeping-who-girl​ ★ whenisayrunrun​ ★ zorped

Pretty sure I forgot a lot of nice people so make sure to check my blogroll as well :)

And while I’m at it, I have way to much sideblogs, check them out!

benedict-cumberbatch-gifs​ ★ chris-evans-gifs​ ★ david-tennant-gifs​ ★ matt-smith-gifs​ ★ tom-hiddleston-gifs