Hey could I request RFA (plus Saeran) reacting to MC wearing only a shirt and undies to bed? If not that's fine! (I love your head cannon's btw👌)
Thank you! That means a lot (ಥ﹏ಥ)
I really hope you like it! (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧
When he saw you…His jaw dropped.
Omg…The room is so, so hot right now!
He’s just looking at you…Having already that kind of thoughts.
You’re just there, laid on the bed, without the blankets on, reading a book.
He’s just looking at your whole body…And when you look at him, he’s just so red!
After that he lies on the bed while you continue to read now, he feels a little bulge in his pants…
This is just too embarrassing…
He’ll put the blankets on, even if he’s almost melting! And he’ll try to not look at you!
When you’re tired, you just hug them and sleep, Yoosung is looking at the ceiling, he can’t sleep!
Now he’ll have insomnia, great!
He’ll be like that for days and days until he can’t take it anymore and he’ll kiss you.
And you’ll feel the desperation on his kiss, and after that, he’ll explain all to you.
You laugh, this is just too funny “Do you want me to put something else?”
He doesn’t know the answer to this…But he knows that he wants to see you like that again…It’s not bad
He’s red again.
“Ok, so let’s stop with this talk and let’s sleep” You laugh.
Yoosung eyes are full of desperation when he heard this and he kisses you again, after some time just making out he looks at you “Please…Not another day of torture…Just, please…Help me today…”
When you got out of the bathroom, he was waiting so he can brush his teeth.
He froze, and you just smile walking to the bed.
And he’s seeing you…He’s checking on you…
Omg, why he did that?!
Now things are worse!
His plans change, he’ll take a bath!
He enters the bathroom and locks the door, he brushes his teeth, but after that, he takes a bath.
A very cold bath.
So he can control this beast!
Now everything seems fine! He’s relieved that this worked.
But when he got out of the bathroom, he sees you, lying on the bed…
He’s hot again.
This can’t be happening!
He’s biting his lips, with lustful thoughts that only are making him worse!
When you looked at him and smile “Are you coming?” He almost screams!
“…MC…Please…Put something else…This is too tempting for the beast…”
If you keep that, the beast will not hold back.
if you change, the beast will be sad, but will be caged.
He’s wishing that you choose the first option.
When you told her what you were going to use to sleep this night.
She just nods.
It’s not weird for her, this is ok.
You can use anything if you want to MC.
Not a big deal.
This was before she saw you with that.
How do you have such effect on her? How are you so pretty in this?
Oh god, she’s staring at your thighs, did you notice that? Oh god, she’s blushing too.
Now you’re just beside her, lying like nothing is happening, oh god, the temptation is beside her.
She’ll pray that she can keep her control, but she’ll cuddle with you that night.
She just needs to touch you.
But in the next day, she’ll ask you to not use that anymore, and she’ll not give details about it…
She would want some pictures of you like that so she can keep that on her phone? Sure…!
But if she sees you again like that… She wouldn’t keep her control.
Jumin desires you even when you’re with a big coat.
He just has a lot of emotions going on, of course, he tries to maintain his composure.
He doesn’t want to seem like a perverted or something like that.
You’re just beautiful and perfect for him.
So when he saw you with just that to sleep, he bites his lips.
Should he lose the control? Are that clothes for provoking him? Or is just clothing?
So many questions…
But not a single answer.
He sits beside you in bed “Is this your “pajama” honey?“
You look at him, he’s checking you, you just smile and nod.
”Oh, odd.“ He bites his lips again, checking you one more time, you find it strange but you don’t say anything.
After some minutes he looks deeply into your eyes, he got close to you right now, pretty close.
"I like that on you…” He whispers, kissing your lips gently, but after that he gave your neck some kisses too, making you shiver “…But i would like more if you wasn’t with them…” He bites your neck, making you open your mouth.
After that, he just looks at you, giving you a little smile “Of course… If you let me, i can take them off.”
He got out of the bathroom right after he showered.
He saw you, using only that…
707 Stopped working
His nose is bleeding, his mouth is open.
“M-Mc…!” You look at him.
“….I don’t think you should wear those things… Even to sleep…”
You sigh, lying on the bed right now, you don’t care
“Seven, this is the way i feel more comfortable to sleep, and i’ll not change that.”
Seven’s just looking at you, quietly.
He left a little grin escape from his lips, and then he let his towel fall.
Now, you’re the one that stopped working…
“S-SEVEN!” You almost scream while he was lying on the bed, he laughs and looks at you “What?”
“…Put some clothes on! You’ll sleep like that?!” He laughs again, looks like he thinks this is funny.
And then he hugs you, making you shiver “But MC….This is the way i feel more comfortable to sleep, and i’ll not change that”
Ok, he’s using your words against you, you sigh, biting your lips “Ok…I understand…I’ll change, you won"
You make him let you go, while you were standing up, Seven grabs your hand making you lie in bed again.
You wide your eyes while he’s getting on top of you, smiling “Too late MC (~˘▾˘)~”
Ok, Saeran never says what’s wrong.
He’s just a grumpy punk.
But he was so surprised when he saw you like that.
Like, really, he froze.
After that, he’s just blushing, even if he doesn’t admit it.
You look at him, and just smile, while he was there, next to the door, while you’re already on the bed, sitting, combing your hair.
After that smiles, something in Saeran snaps.
He runs to you, jumping on you, making you lie on the bed, making the comb fly over the room, while he was now, on top of you.
He’s already taking off his shirt "S-SAERAN” He looks at you.
“Wait? You wanted me to see you like that and be quiet about it?!”
He sighs, he knows sometimes he’s too brutal, so he looks at you “…This is torture for me MC”
You look at him while he’s getting closer “It’s too much bare flesh for me to handle…I need to mark it” He starts to suck your neck, making his way to your ear.
“Please…” He whispers… When Saeran said that, you knew, he was really desperate for that.
I don’t know what JK said to HS but it’s pretty clear HS was already about to sit and pointed out the other empty sit to JK. And did JK really point at JM’s direction with his lips (like he was telling HS why he wanted to sit there)?!
Of course, HS probably understood there’s no arguing with JK about it (he’s been away from JM for a long time that night, come on! Give the guy a break!) so just did what an understanding hyung would do. (Poor HS T-T)
And JM! OMG! JM! The smile he did after realising JK’s sitting next to him the rest of the night – KILIG! (Just google it. I’m sorry but I have no other sufficient one-word expression to use for this!)
hello!! would you mind writing an apartment neighbor au for yuta, taeil and sicheng? i'm really in love with your work by the way and thank you so much in advance! 💓💖
wah how sweet of you!! and sure, no problem!! (some1 asked for sicheng!!!!) find mark + jaehyung (here) // taeyong + ten + haechan (here)
what is,,,,,cleaning? who made up that concept,,,,,
owns like 5000 chargers for different like tech stuff like his consoles, his phone, his microwave, his helicam he bought for no apparent reason except for the fact that it looked cool, probably owns that hoverboard from nct dream??? does he use it??? no???? but it has a charger and all those chargers are tangled right in the corner of his room and it’s a Mess
eats in his bed and then says he doesn’t but when sicheng is over with taeyong and jaehyun he feels a crumb under his butt as he’s sitting on yuta’s bed and he was like “what,,,,,,,,,,the heck”
owns a wii u and gets super competitive in wii sports resort like,,,,,he doesn’t take games lightly
other than that he’s pretty simple. doesn’t own a lot of stuff which becomes a problem because he has like one towel and that towel is in the laundry so he has to run naked from the bathroom to his bedroom
and like instead of money gifts he’s just like for the holidays can someone buy me some drapes. mine tore like 4 months ago
has soccer memorabilia in his living room but it’s not displayed neatly it’s just a mess of soccer balls he sticks into the shelves and team jerseys and some old photographs from japan
his mom sends him photos and he puts those up but that’s like the extent of his decorating
walks around in sweatpants and nothing else and leaves the window open and the neighbors are just like YUTA every time and he’s like sO RRy (never changes his habit tho)
and speaking of which you know yuta and he’s really friendly always smiling and you even saw him once dancing to a SISTAR song that was playing in the grocery store you were both in
so you’re like you know he’s a cute, silly guy
but what you don’t know is that he’s also LOL player summorname: winwinshyung WHO KEEPS COMING FOR YOU in GAMES
and it’s because your apartment building is right above a pcroom and you always go down there to blow of steam but everytime you queue into a game,,,,,,your like ok whatever different people on your team
but this one ,,,,,, player,,,,,,winwinshyung,,,,,,,,,will not freakign get off your back
and it’s happened like 3 weeks in a row and you just want to know WHO this dude is
and it’s by chance that you get up to go buy some snacks and as you’re walking past another booth you see that the person is playing league,,,,,and their summorname,,,,,, oh my god its him ITS WINWINSHYUNG
and you try to get a peak of his face but you can’t so you do the old ‘bump into his chair and apologize’ trick and when the person looks up you almost fall over because,,,,,,,,,,,,that’s,,,,,
and you’re like WHAT and he’s like oh!! you live in my building and you’re still on the fact that he’s the a**hole from your game like you can’t believe it
and you’re like “winwinshyung,,,,,is you?” and he’s like YEAH are you on my team whats your-
and you’re like “no im on the opposite team and im going to c R U S H you” and he’s taken aback but you stomp off to your seat and crack your knuckles and you’re like LETS DO THIS
and the whole time you’re playing your like “do it so you won’t get embarrassed in front of him. he’s your neighbor. you gotta. do it. kill his TEAM,,,,,,curse him and his,,,,,really handsome face and good gaming skills”
but ofc,,,,,,,,,,,you lose and once you get up you’re shocked to see yuta standing there and he’s like smiling and you’re like he’s gonna rub it in
but he goes “you did really well!!! i was surprised you could hold me off for so long!!!” and you’re like what and he’s like “that was our team strategy for me to keep you preoccupied. you were really strong though, we should game together!”
and you’re like.,,,why is he being all nice and you wanna be like “bye” but he’s like digging around in his pocket and he’s like “good neighbors should treat each other, want to go get chicken with me?”
and he smiles again and you can see how pretty his smile is, how pretty his eyes and skin are up close and you’re like dammit dammit damm i t
but you end up in the chicken place sitting with him in one of the outside tables eating together and yuta,,,,,is pretty funny like not only super handsome but with a great personality
even though he rubs some of the sauce off on his jeans which makes you laugh into your hand
but it’s like enjoyable,,,,,and you talk about games but also he tells you he’s from japan and you’re like that’s so cool tell me more
and you end up only going back when it’s like 2 am and as you’re walking he like
steps around you so he’s walking closer to the street and you’re on the inside and it’s such a subtle,,,gentlemen-y thing to do but you find your heart skipping a beat
and once you get home he’s like “i hope we see each other soon!!” and you’re like “yeah!! thank you for the meal!!” but before you go inside you’re like “is it true,,,,i heard from some neighbors that you walk around shirtless with the windows open??? are you really like that?” and yuta bursts out laughing and he’s like “why, are you interested in the view?”
and you turn scarlet red and you’re like nO I JUST HEARD A RUMOR OK BYE NOW but it’s cute the next weekend you see yuta in the pcroom again and he’s like “hey, you’re gonna play?” and you’re like maybe a bit and he’s like cool tell me when you’re done so we can go on another chicken date
and you’re like yeah omg- wait did he just call it a chicken date (he did)
always has soft music playing in his apartment
since he has the last name moon and people refer to that as his nickname he got a lot of moon shaped stuff during his housewarming,,,,which is pretty cute like he has a little lamp that is the shape of a crescent moon and some dining wear with a night sky theme and he’s embraced it,,,,he thinks it’s kinda adorable
wanted to keep plants but he settled for buying a fake mini-tree and putting it in his living room and covering it in little ornaments that double as photograph frames of pictures of his friends and stuff
yuta insisted that his picture be at the top and taeil was like,,,,,,,,,,,sure but when yuta came back for some reason it was haechan’s photo at the top Who Did This
haechan voice: it was not me
doesn’t own a bed, lays out a futon when going to sleep and everyone is like that’s so traditonal of you and taeil is like no i do it because i could sleepwalk and end up falling off my bed, hitting my head, and dying
taeyong: why is that so specific
taeil with the same expression: because i have Fears taeyong lay off
likes warm shaggy carpets probably and like big blankets that he can roll himself up into and just sleep,,,,because he always goes to sleep way to damn late
the neighbors are always curious as to why his lights are on until like 3 am and it’s actually because he stays up listening to music and playing guitar
makes guests wear slippers inside and all the slippers are different animals and there’s this cute secret side to taeil even though he’s really mature and awkward sometimes
and you’ve only really talked to taeil like twice,,,,,once while you two were getting mail and another time when he helped you fix your broken lightbulbs but other than that it’s a very smile-based friendship you guys have,,,
until you find yourself sick in bed, literally unable to move because your fever is dragging you into hell
and the friend you called like 5242 times isn’t picking up and you only have the strength left to get out of bed, ring taeil’s doorbell and beg him to go get you some meds from the pharmacy
and he does because taeil is a good person
but he,,,,,,,,,has no idea how to take care of sick people. the motherly one in his friend group is not Him so he calls taeyong and explains the situation and taeyong is like get them meds, buy some soup from a local place, and then make them tea and taeil is like ok ok got it
but then he hangs up and he’s looking at all the medication and he’s like What,,,,,,,,,,,The,,,,,,,,,,,,,,Hell
and so taeil comes back to your place with like ten bags and you’re like why in the world he need so many
and he’s like “i got 20 different meds. 5 different kinds of soup. and some packets of herbal tea, in a variety of flavors im going to read them outloud and make some kind of motion for which one you want ok here we go: raspberry, green tea, lemongrass- ok lemongrass? ok ill go make it”
and for someone who doesn’t take care of others a lot,,,,like physically,,,,,taeil works really hard to make you feel better and it’s really sweet
even though you don’t hear him call taeyong like ten times just to make sure he’s helping and not accidentally making you worse
and taeyong at some point is like “is this your significant other that you’ve been hiding from us or something?” and taeil is like. well he’s like nothing he just hangs up
because ok yes maybe he’s trying so hard not only because you know,,,,neighborly love,,,,,but he also thinks you’re cute
even when you’re sweaty and sick and coughing and wearing some oversized shirt and your hair looks like a nest
he still think you’re cute and wants to get you all better
and when he realizes you can’t even hold the bowl of soup and he has to feed you,,,,,you see his cheeks flush red and you think it might be because the soup is hot
but taeil is just like bkfgdsw im,,,,,feeding my crush,,,,,ok keep cool moon taeil you’re a manly, cool dude,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,no just scream inside your head nonstop for the next couple of minutes
and with taeil’s care you’re back on your feet in like two days and you’re like “i don’t know how to thank you!!!” and taeil is like you don’t have to!
but you’re insistent and he’s like “it’s really ok, just if i get sick perhaps you’ll take care of me?”
and you agree, because of course you will but you also let it slip out that you wouldn’t mind just taking care of him everyday he’s so charming
and taeil is like what
and you’re like UM it’s the fever still speaking hahahahaha
but taeil is pretty sure you haven’t had a fever in the past few hours so he just smiles to himself hehe
universally adored by the entire block. i would even dare say,,,,,the entire neighborhood,,,,,,,province???
has a shelf full of chinese movies and books and comics because he misses his home country so much that he’s gotten into the habit of collecting whatever he can find in his native language and his parents will always send a care package when they can
is really proud of where he’s from so he ha chinese charms and items that his parents consider lucky hanging around his house
old photos of him in his costumes from dance are up in the living room and he even has some trophies too!!
seems like the type that wants a pet but doesn’t have the time so he has a pet fish that’s named after his home province zhejiang (which literally means zhe river which is a good name for,,,,well a fish)
keeps his place really colorful and pretty and won’t admit it but has an affinity for stuffed toys,,,,mark got him a little toy dragon once and winwin liked it so much he displayed it on a shelf in his bedroom he’s adorable like that
color coordinates his closet (he learned this from the one and only Taeyong)
owns a lot of card games,,,,seems like he’d be pretty good at them too because he’d always just have a cute angelic expression so no one would think twice about him having the upperhand but everytime they play they end up losing and doyoung is like winwin is magical and winwin is like “you all lost and owe me fifty dollars collectively”
likes to buy fresh flowers because they smell good so he gets them for his kitchen hehe
you and winwin don’t talk much,,,,mostly because you’re always leaving your house in a hurry and he’s not much of a,,,,,open person with strangers a bit shy/???
but one day as you’re both taking the elevator up to your floor it suddenly shakes and you and winwin look at each other and then realize that,,,,,,you’re stuck
and you have no reception on your phones so you have press the emergency button and wait till someone responds to help you two and that could take literal Hours
so you and winwin slide against the walls and sit,,,,,,,,,,,in silence
and like 45 minutes goes by of you counting sheep and winwin looking down at his phone and you can’t take the boredom so you’re like “do you wanna play like,,,,,truth or dare or something?”
and winwin looks up at you and is like ??? and you’re like “sorry, im just really bad at being bored you can so no though-” but winwin seems intrigued so he kind of sits up a bit and is like “you go first”
and he picks truth so you’re like well is it true you’re from china? you know it’s the first question so you go easy on him
and he’s like yes truth or dare?
and you’re like ok dare and he’s like,,,,,,i dare you to do a handstand and you’re like in this elevator????? now????
and winwin is giving you an innocent smile and he’s like sure why not
and you’re like ok,,,um,,,,,trying to figure out how you’re going to do this without falling over and looking dumb
and winwin is like “let me show you!!” and he just, like water,,,,is able to get his hands on the floor and lift his body up and you’re like holy hell are you dancer???
and winwin after coming down is like “yes ^^ im happy you noticed!!” and you’re like,,,,,omg
but you try at first by walking your legs up the wall which like does not work and winwin is like let me help
and he reaches out to hold your ankles but you’re ticklish so you end up kind of kicking a bit and he’s like wOAH and you’re like s O RRy
and he’s like you know what let’s skip this dare instead um i dare you to take a really bad selfie and show me
and wow ok winwin is way more ,,,,,,, creative than you expect him to be
and your time stuck in the elevator is pretty fun until the lights suddenly go out and it’s pitch black inside and you,,,clam up in fear
and winwin is like “are you ok?” because he feels your tense shoulder against his and you kind of lean in toward him and you’re like “im sorry, the dark scares me a bit,,,,”
and you can feel the warmth of his arm but you don’t want to be weird and like hide against him
not until he pulls you toward him and your head gently falls against his chest and he’s like “im here. don’t worry”
and you’re shocked,,,,,,like he????? is full of so much mystery and charm
you thought he was the quiet neighbor too scared to talk with others,,,but he’s actually pretty funny and even,,,,,straight-forward??? it makes you kind of blush
also for a dancer he’s so strong,,,,anyway,,,,
you stay beside him and when the lights go back up and the elevator begins to move winwin looks down and you peek up at him
and you both turn red now that you can see each others faces and he lets you go and you get up to gather your things
and when the doors open you’re faced with the technician whose like “sorry i didn’t get here earlier, but hey - did you have fun together?”
and he winks and you and winwin are like redder than ever like WHAT NO ,,,,,,, and you both stumble out and go to your doors and the technician just shrugs
but you have to hold your bag to your chest once you’re inside because,,,,you still feel the warmth of winwin holding you and it ,,,,,it was nice
and winwin is also in his room remembering how nice your hair had smelled, you pressed against his arm,,,,,,,and he has to like shake his head and he’s like,,,,,,,,it’s,,,,what is this
he meets up with his friends and he explains that he felt a warmness from you and a warmness in his friends and jaehyun is like “winwin, i think you’re experiencing what we call a crush” and winwin is like i know what a crush is jaehyun,,,,,,,,,but ,,,,,,,,,,,maybe
haechan: good plan, get stuck in an elevator again
i am lethally obsessed with akaashi whos stoic but deep down a literal giddy schoolgirl for bokuto he doesnt blush or show interest at all but in his head he is like omg…….did he shout my name unusually loud today?? noo im probably building it up in my head… but omg what if he did tho
Hi! I was wondering if you could do a reaction of the rfa+v and saeran to mc being in a musical and having to see them kiss other people during the performance?
A/N: SORRY BABE I’M A HUGE HSM FAN OKAY BYE (also les pretend that there is
a kiss in hsm okay) ~ 626
*YOOSUNG - Omg why you gotta hurt the poor boy like this??? - He knew you were cast as the main lead in your school’s
play “High School Musical” - bUT HE DIDN’T KNOW YOU TWO WERE GONNA KISS - His heart is breaking!!! He knows you love him but
watching u two touch lips (even if it’s literally for a second omg yoosung bby)
makes him so jealous - Did u want someone who was taller?? - He’s about to cry MC UR SO CRUEL - But then when you all start singing “We’re All in This
Together” anD YOU GRAB HIS HAND AND BRING UP ON STAGE??? - It’s totally cool, the other cast members are doing this
too, this is totally allowed during plays, don’t question 626’s logic - He’s singing along and he sounds so bad but he doesn’t
care!!! You look so happy!!! - At the end of the song, you kiss him quickly <3 - He’s stuttering and blushing omg, why dID HE EVER DOUBT
HIS LOVE FOR U, YOU’RE PERFECT - Honestly, this boy can be as dramatic as Zen, smh
*ZEN - When he learned you got a role in the school’s play, he
was so happy!!! - But he wasn’t the main lead??? HE WAS CAST AS AN EXTRA (dramatic
ass hoe is working on a diff play but he still wanna be the lead anyway) - Sorry zen, ur a pretty boy but ur no Troy Bolton - But u keep him in the loop by practicing lines with him!!! - Honestly he goes a lil crazy when he learns ur gonna kiss
another person - “mC ALL MEN ARE ANIMALS IF U KISS HIM HE’LL STALK U UNTIL
U TWO DO THE DIDDLY DO” - But he calms down - Or so u think - When it’s time to sing the last duet with McHottie Troy
bolton, zen pops up?? - “wE’RE BREAKING FREE” - He just pushed mchottie right off the stage while he sung
that line omg - Don’t mess with Zen or he’ll push u off stage while
singing HSM songs, howverythreatening
*JAEHEE She’s president of the drama club, even if she doesn’t act
in the plays, she’s the one who gets everything done and makes sure the club
has enough money to run productions - She knew from the very beginning u were gonna kiss Zen -She’s not really hung up on it though, she knows you’re
just acting, she ain’t worried -Plus you two weren’t technically in a relationship? U acted
like it but u two decided that with all the stuff you had going on, u didn’t
have time for a relationship - But she didn’t expect it to hurt so much when she actually
saw you sing a duet with someone else??? -You two haven’t even kissed yet but it still feels like her heart is ripping apart - And then Jaehee made her final decision - Y’all wont believe what this lil lady is about to do - sHE COMES IN SINGING DURING “STATUS QUO” - no one really notices her at first bc she knows the dance
moves very well so she blends in but then u come on stage - JAEHEE JUST GRABS U AND KISSES YOU PASSIONATELY - AND THEN SHE JUST WALKS OFF WHILE GLARING AT ZEN - Why is everyone as dramatic as Zen today - Safe to say y’all are together after that
*JUMIN - You didn’t even tell him about the kiss - you didn’t leave it out on purpose, but it’s just,
everyone knows about high school musical so u assume he knew??? - He didn’t know - he didn’t know at
all - he was definitely not prepared to watch you kiss Zen during rehearsal - his heart literally breaks in half, he has no idea what to
do - but he knows if he lashes out it’ll just make you angry - So he sits quietly when it’s time for the actual
performance no he’s not crying, he just has allergies to zen, that’s all it
is, no uR CRYING - Except here’s the thing, Jumin was actually able to
memorize all the lines in the play bc he watched your every rehearsal <3 - And boy oh boy, Jumin decides instead of sitting quietly
he’s gonna do something - No one kisses his MC in front a of a crowd of people other
than him - hE AMBUSHES ZEN BACKSTAGE - he literally threw Elizabeth the Third at Zen’s head
and then shoved zen into a closet and locked it from the outside - Daddy can be sneaky ;;;))) (I’M SORRY) - Everyone is so surprised to see him come out on stage??? - But y’all have to roll with it for the performance - aND JFC JUMIN CAN ACTUALLY SING REALLY WELL??? - WHAT CAN’T THIS BOY DO - And with the last line of “Start of Smething New” he
plants a quick kiss on ur lips - he doesn’t care if it’s not part of the script, the world
needs to know that you are his
*SAEYOUNG - Honestly??? You’d think Saeyoung might get jealous, with a
whole spiel of “u can do better,,,, he’d make u happier than I ever could,,,”
but he’s secretly begging u stay inside his head - But nah not this time!!! - This boy LOVES high
school musical - Like hello??? Melodramatic teens with singing mixed in???
that’s his favorite genre ever - He goes to every single one of your rehearsals!!!! He
loves you so much!!! - But ofc, he has a little trick up his sleeve too - When it’s time for the actress playing Sharpay to make her
entrance, it’s Saeyoung in a blonde wig instead??? - With the help of Saeran, they tricked the poor actress
into missing the play, don’t ask me how they just did - anD YOU ARE LOVING IT, HIS VOICE IS BEAUTIFUL - and hot damn, this boy can d a n c e - ur a little turned on - No one can bop to
the top better than Saeyoung - After the performance, you run up and kiss him!!! You both
did so well!! - Next time, you want him to play the leading role opposite
of u cause he’s so great <3 sorry other dude bye - Saeyoung totally doesn’t make eye contact with the guy
who’s playing Troy Bolton while you two are kissing - And he definitely doesn’t maintain eye contact the
entire time either
*SAERAN - You made sure to tell Saeran about the kiss before you
even auditioned - You didn’t want to surprise him like ya hoe ass did
with jumin because u knew he’d pretty much murder whoever was going to be
opposite of u - He was weirdly okay with it??? Like he kinda brushed u off
like “yeah yeah I know Saeyoung’s made me watch HSM a million times” - And you’re so excited the day of auditions bc you’re
pretty sure you’re gonna get the role! And Saeran is in the audience watching u
<3 - Little did you know
that Saeran is actually there to audition as well - See, he may have seemed cool about it, but on the inside
he was pretty much killing every guy in the world so there’d be no one to play
the role of Troy Bolton - bUT INSTEAD HE HAD A BETTER IDEA - first he pretty much threatened zen into not auditioning,
and then threatened zen into teaching him to get the role - and b r u h, boy oh boy
did saeran blow everyone away - his singing wasn’t the best but his dancing and acting
skills??? Off the charts amazing - hE ACTUALLY LANDS THE ROLE??? WHAT IS THIS - But you’re so happy!!! - You don’t have to kiss another guy, you get to kiss
Saeran! <3 - On the day of the performance, when it’s time for the
kiss, he kisses you, picks u up, and
carries u off stage while pretty much making out with u - Nah this totally isn’t him making sure everyone knows
that you are only his, nope, he is not that jealous, nu uh
*V - He’s actually in the play too!!! This hoe ass is Ryan
nO ONE CAN CONVINCE ME OTHERWISE - And he’s super excited to be part of the play with you,
even if your role isn’t opposite of his!!! - He has tons of fun with you, all the singing and dancing,
all the dumb mistakes everyone makes - He’s so happy - And he definitely doesn’t feel an ache in his heart every
time you have to kiss “Troy Bolton” - He knows you don’t have any feelings for the guy, and he
knows you’re totally in love with him bc of the dreamy look you have on your
face when you stare at him (626: mY BOYFRIEND DOES THIS LMAO IT’S SO CUTE) - But when you and that guy pull away from that kiss, the
guy shoots a smirk at V as if saying “She’s mine now” - And jfc V is a gentle guy but there is no way in hell he’s going to let another
guy think he has you - And he knew exactly how to knock the guy down a few pegs
<3 - He lets the entire performance go by smoothly, he didn’t
want to ruin your time in the spotlight, he loves you too much to do that - B u t - When it’s time for you and troy Bolton to do some mouth
smacking - v wALKS ON TO STAGE CALMLY, PUSHES THE GUY OFF STAGE, AND
KISSES YOU - then he takes a microphone and says “Ryan and Gabriel end
up together, the end” - AND HE TAKES YOUR HAND AND YOU TWO RUN OFF STAGE - And ur laughing so hard bc you didn’t know V would ever do
something as crazy as that??? - It was also kinda cute even if it did ruin the
performance - But ??? Everyone actually loved V’s version of HSM so much, it
became the script for the rest of the performances
Second time out/back from seeing Beauty and the Beast **SPOILERS ABOUND**
(aka bear with me b/c this review is a week and a half late and I can actually comment on stuff I loved throughout it. It might end up being long af so I’m sorry in advance bc I talk about when everyone got cast too. This is probably filled with typos.)
PPS:I am the minority who loved it deeply, and don’t have nothing to complain about. Except a few words on the group of people who sat beside me tonight and would not shut up during Evermore and the transformation scene aka MY MOST FAVOURITE DISNEY KISS EVER)
So lets get down to it. I LOVED this movie the first time I saw it. As I have stated numerous times through tags. Ill be real here I was skeptical as hell about this being turned into a LA remake. But as the casting was announced my worries went away completely?
BECAUSE JESUS CHRIST WHAT A FABULOUS CAST! I don’t even know who to start with honestly? All of them ARE JUST SO GOOD???
We’ll just start with the most obvious choice (and the one who had the most flack after being cast)
And that is the absolute wonder and light of my life DAN FUCKING STEVENS
BECAUSE THIS GUY. OMG. ANYTHING HE DID IN THIS MOVIE JUST…BLEW. ME. THE. FUCK. AWAY??? And I’m just so grateful and forever indebted to him for bringing quite possibly the best reinterpretation of the Beast/Adam to life. Like honestly the Beast is my favourite character ever he has been since I was 5 and I just…NO AMOUNT OF WORDS COULD DESCRIBE IT. (actually I have TONS of words and i’ll get more into this later) but I’m moving on for now.
Emma Thompson I love Emma T so much I have since forever and she’s so charming and soft hearted as Mrs Potts. Say what you will about the accents used in this movie I loved that she was English….
And Luke Evans I knew about him prior to this and vaguely, through watching him in The Hobbit and that god awful movie version of the Three Musketeers (same can be said for Dan, b/c before I watched some of his other stuff I had only know him from Night at the Museum 3)
Luke brought such a great energy to this character and I loved how Gaston started out as an okay dude but slowly dissented into his villainy? The way he portrayed this was astounding b/c as soon as the script called for the change up he handled it with such ease? And wow I just love Gaston so much in this movie.
Josh Gad we gotta talk about FUCKING JOSH GAD I’m not getting into the knitty gritty of things since its not my place to comment on such but I LOVED HIM IN THIS ROLE SO MUCH MORE THAN I LOVED HIM IN FROZEN? He’s so hilarious. AND HIS LINES WERE A+++
He just brought so much classiness to LeFou and he just made him so likable? and the fact that HE FOUGHT TO KEEP IN THE SNOWMAN GAG FROM THE ORIGINAL VERSION. I honestly hope they give me all the deleted scenes from this movie.
FUCKING EWAN MCGREGOR AND SIR IAN MCKELLEN AS COGSWORTH AND LUMIERE I just WOW WHAT A GREAT ACTING COMBO (aka all ive ever wanted from the remains of my dull life.)
AND AUDRA MCDONALD AS GARDEROBE AND STANLEY ‘ACTUAL KING OF EVERYTHING HE IS IN’ TUCCI as a sassy piano THAT WAS LITERALLY CREATED FROM SCRATCH FOR HIM? (more on these two later as well because omg they are everything to me and stole my heart??)
AND KEVIN FUCKING KLINE omg I loved him so much in this movie just PERFECT honestly.
I’m trying to keep this short so I can move on to my next bunch of thoughts. And not just yap about the casting. (Bullet points listed below, bc I’m getting into the changes) And to begin:
THE SCENARY AND CGI IN THIS MOVIE WERE FUCKING ASTOUNDING? I DIED? IT WAS BEAUTIFUL, say what you want about what the beast looked like. Dan Stevens exhausted himself entirely for 2-3 months just to make the beast into a computer animated caricature. AND I LOVED THE ANIMATION ON THE CASTLE STAFF? I also really loved the backstories for everyone it just filled in so much that I found lacking in the original. Just everything that filled in all the plotholes were A++
THE PROLOGUE and it being narrated by the ENCHANTRESS.(Side note: I loved the technicalities and consequences with this new curse)
DAN STEVENS GRACING ME WITH HIS FAB TALENT AND NOT SAYING A THING DURING SAID PROLOGUE AND JUST LAUGHING EVILLY AND YET FLAWLESSLY GETTING THE POINT ACROSS THAT THE PRINCE BEFORE MEETING BELLE WAS AN ABSOLUTE PANSY ASS DICK? Also him in the black get up with the black swan make up?? a lookTM
THE CLOSE UPS OF GARDEROBE AND CADENZA AND THEIR LITTLE DOGGO FRU FRU BEFORE THE CASTLE IS CHANGED INTO OBJECTS?? THE FACT THAT FRU FRU IS THEIR DOG?
THAT WHOLE OPENING SEQUENCE IS INTENSE AS HELL
Omg when Gaston stepped on Belle’s cabbages THERE WERE LIKE 3-4 KIDS THAT GASPED. It made me smile omg.
When Maurice and Phillipe were heading out of town and in the woods heading to the castle. One child was like “aww look at the horsey” I mean…
WHEN MAURICE IS IN THE CASTLE AND MEETS CHIP everyone laughed like honestly I was blessed with actually being a a cinema room full of people that laughed and reacted to stuff b/c last week when I went there were crickets, some child mad an off hand comment later on in the movie when Beast invites Belle to dinner and he does the smileTM I kid you not I heard “look his tiny teeth” I love his tiny fangs so much hes just so awkwardly endearing altogether.
OKAY OKAY OKAY SO WHEN BELLE HEADS UP TO THE CASTLE TO FIND HER DADDO AND SHES AT THE CELL IM PRETTY SURE THEY PLAY THE SCORE TO EVERMORE? its like lowkey but I NOTICED IT AND IT WAS GLORIOUS.
all the songs in this movie and the additional lyrics woven into the film added 30 years to my life.
THE WHOLE “GASTON” NUMBER WAS FABULOUS AND EVERYTHING AND MORE ITS BETTER THAN THE ORIGINAL VERSION THAT WHOLE MOMENT WHEN THEY BREAK TO CLAP AND STOP ON THE TABLE AND THE FACT THAT THE SCORE FOR THAT BIT SOUNDS LIKE A CAVALRY CHARGE AND THE WHOLE “SAY IT AGAIN” BIT AFTER THE “I USE ANTLERS IN ALL OF MY DECORATING” LINE.
BUT LIKE THERE IS MORE BECAUSE OMG THEY GAVE COGSWORTH STUFF TO SING DURING “BE OUR GUEST” INSTEAD OF JUST “SOMETHING THERE”. LIKE THE ONLY OTHER TIME HE SINGS IS IN THE ORIGINAL DURING “HUMAN AGAIN” I love the flawless smooth transition from SIR IAN MCKELLEN belting out the COURSE BY COURSE bit of that verse and Ewan being like ONE BY ONE immediately after? honestly I always fist bump during that moment when I listen to the soundtrack. AND THE WHOLE NUMBER IN THE MOVIE IS JUST SOO GREAT. I love my crotchety old clock and dramatically extra candlestick. the best BROTP.
Ok, so the people I sat beside started laughing during little Adam’s part in Days In the Sun and omg I was off hand annoyed because it ruined my chance to start the water works even though I still cried.
BEAST TRASHING ON ROMEO AND JULIET WILL FOREVER BE ICONIC to me I LOVE WELL READ BEAST SO MUCH I’m tired of the ‘but I wish he would have stayed illiterate’ statements.
EVERYONE. AND WHEN I SAY EVERYONE I MEAN EVERYONE ERRUPTED INTO LAUGHTER WHEN BEAST HAULED THAT BIG ASS SNOWBALL AT BELLE’S HEAD.
ALSO any time Beast gave Belle his little smiles??? they were so pure and cute
So seeing this movie a second time the yellow dress discourse is quiet frankly ?? to me I loved it AND I LOVE THE FACT THAT DAN STEVENS MADE THE BEAST UTTERLY DISTRESSED OVER ASKING HER FOR A DANCE IN THE BALLROOM? (THAT WHOLE SEQUENCE IS SO FUCKING GORGEOUS)
LIKE…I JUST LOVE HOW MUCH LIFE AND PERSONALITY AND 3 DIMENSIONALISM HE GAVE HIM B/C I WILL BE TALKING ABOUT THIS PORTRAYAL UNTIL IM DEAD AND IN THE GROUND.
Which brings me to the make up scene everyone laughed and I almost could not stop laughing at the scene change.
Emma Thompson’s version of Beauty and the Beast is so wonderful. I love it.
THE FIRST TIME I HEARD EVERMORE IN THE MOVIE I WAS STUNNED INTO SILENCE AND JUST DAN STEVENS AGAIN GRACING ME WITH SUCH RAW EMOTION AND TALENT. SIGH I JUST LOVE THAT WHOLE SEQUENCE, I WOULD HAVE LOVED IT EVEN MORE HAD I BEEN REALLY INTO THE SECOND TIME SEEING IT BUT ALAS THE PERSON BESIDE ME WAS LAUGHING AND I WAS JUST LIKE… RUDE. HONESTLY THOUGH THE PAIR OF PIPES DAN STEVENS HAS HE HAS SUCH A BEAUTFUL RANGE AND WHEN HE SINGS ANGELS DESCEND FROM HEAVEN, AND JUST THIS WHOLE FUCKING SONG GAVE ME THE LAARGEST EARGASM THE FIRST TIME I HEARD IT. LIKE HONESTLY GOD BLESS ALAN MUSICAL GENIEUS KING MENKEN
Honestly everyone is at war against whether Josh or Dan’s version is better and I just prefer Dan’s version so much. I found Josh Groban’s version too slow even though he sings like an angel too.
tt.tt THE MOB SONG and the castle staff going up in arms was always my fave in the 90s version. And it did not disappoint.
Bullet points are done I am heading into paragraph summarizing my thoughts on the last 30-40 minutes. BECAUSE THIS SHIT WAS UNREAL, and HARROWINGLY DARK. AND I LOVED THESE CHANGES FROM THE ORIGINAL.
THE WHOLE CASTLE TURRET CHASE SCENE WAS SO FUCKING GOOD I HAD MULTIPLE HEAR TATTACKSTHE FACT THEY SWITCHED UP THE HUNTING KNIFE AND REPLACED IT WITH A PISTOL that moment when the Beast gets shot oh god.
Like when Belle comes back and sees the Beast and he literally SHOUTS OUT HER NAME I am crying?? and deceased?? and then he gets shot 2 more times honestly this was equally amazing and heartbreakingly brutal.
And let me tell the whole concept of the castle actually breaking apart as the petals fall, that is just such a neat spin and I love it.
So like I said I found the twist with the curse fascinating because in the original the only thing it focused largely on was the Beast, Mrs Potts, Plumette, Lumiere , Cogsworth and FruFru. I LOVE THAT THE MOVIE CEMENTED AND ROUNDED ALL OF THE CASTLE STAFF AND GAVE THEM A LARGER SPOLIGHT THAN IN THE ORIGINAL LIKE THE CASTLE STAFF MAKES UP HALF OF THE CAST/CHARACTERS FOR THIS MOVIE. For the past week and a half people have said why was the inanimate scene so long and drawn out? Because the castle staff are the greatest and the only family the Beast has besides Belle that’s why… the end. Also I ship the hell out of Cadenza & Garderobe, Plumette and Lumiere AND MR AND MRS POTTS OMG.
THE WHOLE INANIMATION SEQUENCE HAD MY ENTIRE SOUL IN SHREADS, IVE ??? NEVER?? CRIED??? SO MUCH IN MY LIFE??? LIKE LUMIERE HOLDING PLUMETTE IN HIS ARMS AND SETTING HER DOWN GENTLY AND MRS POTTS NOT BEING ABLE TO GET TO CHIP AND CHIP ALMOST FUCKING BREAKING BUT THE COATHANGER CATCHING HIM THE LAST SECOND AS HIS SAUCER BREAKS? CADENZA AND GADEROBE REUNITING AND HER TELLING HIM THAT HE IS BRAVE JUST BEFORE SHE FADES AWAY AND HIM BEGGING HER NOT TO LEAVE HIM?? I MEAN THAT IS THE TEXTBOOK DEFINIITION OF PURE AND UTTER DEVOTION RIGHT THERE FRIENDS.THE SADDEST THING ABOUT THEIR INANIMATION SCENE IS THE FACT THAT THEIR DOGGO FRU FRU BECOMES INANIMATE BETWEEN THEM. COGSWORTH AND LUMIERE SAYING GOODBYE. NEED I SAY MORE.
BUT THEN THE TRANSFORMATION SCENE HAPPENED AND I COULD NOT BREATHE I LOVEED HOW THEY FILMED THIS SCENE AND HOW EMMA AND DAN PLAYED THIS SCENE. NEVER IN MY LIFE WILL I LOVE ANYTHING AS MUCH AS I LOVE THIS SCENE.
Everyone is like “well why didn’t they say anything?”
I LOVED that HE DID NOT NEED TO SAY ‘BELLE, ITS ME?”
this iconic masterly filmed sequence only needed to be filmed with sheer BODY LANGUAGE, VISUAL EXPRESSIONS AND EMOTIONS COMING FROM BOTH DAN AND EMMA AND I JUST AM ASTOUNDED? EVERYTHING THEY FELT COULD BE SEEN BY THE AUDIENCE I FELT THAT SHIT DEEP IN MY SOUL AND IVE ANALYZED EVERYTHING LEADING UP TO THE KISS. FROM THEIR LOOKS OF DAZED WONDERMENT AFTER BEAST TURNS BACK INTO A HUMAN, AND HIS LITTLE HUFF OF RELIEF AFTER HE INTIALLY TURNS AROUND AND FACES EMMA, TO DAN’S HEAVY BREATHING, BELLE PLAYING WITH HIS HAIR AND HIM THREADING HIS FINGERS THROUGH HERS IN TURN? THE FACE TOUCH AS SHE IS LOOKING FOR ANY SIGN THAT THIS IS INFACT THAT GUY SHE LOVES?? (HONEST TO GOD THAT SHOT OF DAN HE IS ALREADY A BEAUTFUL GUY BUT HOLY HELL HE LOOKED SO GOOD IN THIS SCENE) THE CLOSE UP SHOT OF HIS EYES. HER RELIEVED LAUGH AND THE IMMENSE GENTLE CAUTION BETWEEN THEM JUST BEFORE THEY KISS AND THAT GIANT ASS INHALE DAN TAKES AS SOON AS THEY MAKE CONTACT ALSO MENTIONING THE FACT THAT ONCE THEY DO KISS HER HAND MOVES FROM HIS CHEST TO HIS WAIST.
THIS WHOLE SCENE IS LITERALLY THE LIVING EMBODIMENT OF THE PATRICK STEWART ACTING GIF
I LOVE THIS KISS SO MUCH HONESTLY ITS MY FAVOURITE DISNEY KISS.
The best was when they all became human again and reunited and were left with parting gifts from the curse. I laughed out loud when they showed Stanley Tucci with no teeth.
UGH AND THE LAST SCENE WITH CADENZA BEING SO FUCKING HAPPY AND SMILING AS THE WIFEY IS SINGING again.
EMMA AND AUDRA singing the final number omg the whole coronation dance scene was everything.
AND JUST THIS WHOLE MOVIE IS FABULOUS AND I NEEDED THE DVD TO BE RELEASED YESTERDAY.