The very nanoklik he felt the chill of paint on his frame he turned around at the speed of light, claws ready to shred the person who dared to paint on him without his consent to pieces- Only to be greeted by a small gremlin in the shade of grey standing by his tail plating with a small brush, dripping an unspeakable color from the very fine hairs of it, and an unreadable expression on their face.
That didn’t look good on his paint job. Purple and orange - especially neon orange - should be kept very far away from each other.
“I’m not certain why you painted this on me, but here’s one thing I am certain about: You are the one who has to pay for a new coating.”
“I like writing stuff, because when I grow up, I’m going to be a script writer and a director…but I don’t think I should tell you any [of my ideas] because I don’t want some Steven Spielberg, George Lucas, J.J. Abrams to come and make millions of dollars off of my ideas."