to tick it off my internet bucket list I finally read “My Immortal” in it’s entirety, and I had such a good time and I would highly recommend that everyone should read it at least once. Anyway, here are a hand picked selection of my favourite quotes:
“I MAY BE A HOGWARTS STUDENT .” Hargirid paused angrily. “ BUT I AM ALSO A SATANIST”
“Hi Draco!” I said in a depressed voice
Snap and Loopin and HAHRID were there too
Snake and Loopin were in da middle of the empty hall, doin it, and Dobby was watching!
Fug and da Mystery of magic
THE BARK LORD IS PLANNING TO KILL THE STUDENTS
Noe get some fucking ppl out there to look for Serius and Lucian- pornto!
“CUM NOW!1!” Preacher McGongel yielded
I gasped - there was a Dork Mark on his you-know-wit!11!
Shud we get u 2 St Manga’s, bitch?
And my personal favourite:
In front of me wuz one of da sexiest goth guyz I had ever seen. He was wearing long blak hair, kinda like Mikey Way, only black. He had gren eyes like Billie Joe Amstrung and pale whit skin. He wuz wearing a blak ripped up suit wif Vans. It was……………….Tom Bombodil!1111
Got two HOA board members removed from board because they tried to bully me
didn’t really pay attention to my HOA. It’s a new community (under 2
years). I only went to my first meeting because a neighbor I’ve become
buddies with told me HOA was being shady. My undergrad degree is in
Poli Sci, so being a government structure/process nerd I figured I’d
check out the shenanigans for myself.
At the meeting one of the board members was being confronted about
something he’d done. Initially I had no clue what they were talking
about, but by listening I quickly understood the context and scope.
The board member responds to the questions by yelling and using
pretty abusive language towards the residents who were asking him
questions about what he did. That’s a red flag.
During his tirade, he told the people confronting him that he didn’t
answer to him. 2nd Board Member chimed in saying we were powerless and
repeats the “we don’t have to answer to you”. Second red flag. I’d had
I raise my hand, the president (nice board member and good guy in
general) recognizes me, gives me the floor. Since it’s my first time
there the fight paused and it got quiet (it was weird). I simply but
clearly told the two jerk board members that in fact we are the only
people they answers to in this role.
First jerk board member didn’t like that and instantly because
abusive towards me and started to try to bully me. Now, I’m a sleeping
bear. I don’t mess with anyone, but if someone messes with me, I make it
my mission to let them know I can be the bigger bully.
After his response to me, another resident said to him “We’ve lost
faith in you, you should step down”. The board member replied “I’ve lost
faith in you!” (made no sense). A second resident said basically to
step down or we’ll recall you. The board member said “you’ll have to
force me off”.
I then said “Then that’s what we’ll fucking do!”
In the next few days I analyzed my state’s HOA laws and my HOA’s
articles of incorporation, bylaws, and covenants. I realize the
election of the two jerk board members was completely against the
So I wrote a demand letter to the HOA’s attorney stating that the
election of these two was in violation of our bylaws and they must be
removed from the board. Attorney agreed with my analysis and the two
members were forced off the board.
Anticlimactic, but go government structure/process nerds!