• Gray:Juvia is the hottest in Fairy Tail!
  • Gajeel:HELL NAW, LEVY IS THE HOTTEST!
  • Laxus:Keep talking cuz we all know that Mirajane is the hottest.
  • Jellal:bruh Erza is clearly the hottest dafuq
  • Natsu:HELL NO, IM THE HOTTEST AND YOU ALL KNOW IT
  • Everyone:.....
  • Lucy:idiot
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Frisk: “I can’t have a crush on someone I just met! You’re mistaken!”

to tick it off my internet bucket list I finally read “My Immortal” in it’s entirety, and I had such a good time and I would highly recommend that everyone should read it at least once. Anyway, here are a hand picked selection of my favourite quotes:

  • “I MAY BE A HOGWARTS STUDENT  .” Hargirid paused angrily. “ BUT I AM ALSO A SATANIST”
  • “Hi Draco!” I said in a depressed voice
  • Snap and Loopin and HAHRID were there too
  • Snake and Loopin were in da middle of the empty hall, doin it, and Dobby was watching!
  • Fug and da Mystery of magic
  • THE BARK LORD IS PLANNING TO KILL THE STUDENTS
  • Noe get some fucking ppl out there to look for Serius and Lucian- pornto!
  • Voldemint
  • Dumblehor
  • “CUM NOW!1!” Preacher McGongel yielded
  • I gasped - there was a Dork Mark on his you-know-wit!11!
  • Shud we get u 2 St Manga’s, bitch?
  • Profesor Slutborn

And my personal favourite:

In front of me wuz one of da sexiest goth guyz I had ever seen. He was wearing long blak hair, kinda like Mikey Way, only black. He had gren eyes like Billie Joe Amstrung and pale whit skin. He wuz wearing a blak ripped up suit wif Vans. It was………………. Tom Bombodil!1111

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Marco comes out to Spinner. Again. #DegrassiReunion

Got two HOA board members removed from board because they tried to bully me

I didn’t really pay attention to my HOA.  It’s a new community (under 2 years). I only went to my first meeting because a neighbor I’ve become buddies with told me HOA was being shady.  My undergrad degree is in Poli Sci, so being a government structure/process nerd I figured I’d check out the shenanigans for myself.

At the meeting one of the board members was being confronted about something he’d done.  Initially I had no clue what they were talking about, but by listening I quickly understood the context and scope.

The board member responds to the questions by yelling and using pretty abusive language towards the residents who were asking him questions about what he did.  That’s a red flag.

During his tirade, he told the people confronting him that he didn’t answer to him.  2nd Board Member chimed in saying we were powerless and repeats the “we don’t have to answer to you”.  Second red flag.  I’d had enough.  

I raise my hand, the president (nice board member and good guy in general) recognizes me, gives me the floor.  Since it’s my first time there the fight paused and it got quiet (it was weird). I simply but clearly told the two jerk board members that in fact we are the only people they answers to in this role.

First jerk board member didn’t like that and instantly because abusive towards me and started to try to bully me. Now, I’m a sleeping bear. I don’t mess with anyone, but if someone messes with me, I make it my mission to let them know I can be the bigger bully.  

After his response to me, another resident said to him “We’ve lost faith in you, you should step down”. The board member replied “I’ve lost faith in you!” (made no sense). A second resident said basically to step down or we’ll recall you. The board member said “you’ll have to force me off”.  

I then said “Then that’s what we’ll fucking do!”

In the next few days I analyzed my state’s HOA laws and my HOA’s articles of incorporation, bylaws, and covenants.  I realize the election of the two jerk board members was completely against the bylaws.  

So I wrote a demand letter to the HOA’s attorney stating that the election of these two was in violation of our bylaws and they must be removed from the board.  Attorney agreed with my analysis and the two members were forced off the board.

Anticlimactic, but go government structure/process nerds!

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A driver hit a police car while playing Pokemon Go.