OKAY-THEN

Johnny: -excitedly- Alright guys, I need you to act perfectly normal while I take this shot alright? Yeah, that’s right sip that coffee Chet. 

Marco: -mutters- He can’t be serious.

Chet: Surely he can’t be serious. 

Johnny: Awww come on, guys! I said act perfectly normal!

Marco: -makes snoring noises-

Mike: -snickers-

Johnny: Ha. Real funny!

Johnny: You guys are just incredible. Absolutely incredib-… Now hang on one second. Who’s the wise guy that stuck a wad of bubblegum to my camera?! 

Chet: -perks up- Did somebody say bubblegum? 

  • Me:why am I so tired???
  • Brain:maybe because you read a 200k fanfic instead of sleeping
  • Me:
  • Me:well, yeah..
  • Brain:
  • Me:it was worth it
  • Brain:*screams*
We divide into two sides of a coin. The pie and pint boys and the protein-and-Pilates. Harry is protein-and-Pilates. Liam and me flit between the two and Louis is all about the Greggs. Harry is superfit. He does 12 five-minute rounds of boxing every day and goes for runs. Except he can’t do it now because of his boot.
—  Niall for The Sunday Times
The fact that she tries to give him back the sword Oathkeeper and he kind of says, “It’s yours. It’s always been yours,” the subtext is it’s almost like saying, “You keep my heart. It’s yours. It’s always been yours.” […] The fact is, this is the second time he’s dealing with the whole thing of falling for the wrong person, of falling for the person you’re not supposed to. Like, it happened for him when he was a teenager with his sister, and it kind of happened again without him being able to acknowledge it because it’s too messed up. There’s no way he can act on it, and even if he did, I think she would just basically slap him, I’m sure.