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anonymous asked:

Hellooo tumblr veteran! Since you make a lot of how-to-tumblr guides and you have a bunch of followers... could you maybe do a how to get followers on tumblr guide?

HOW TO GET FOLLOWERS ON TUMBLR

  1. SELL YOUR SOUL TO SATAN
  2. IF YOU DON’T HAVE A SOUL TO SELL, SACRIFICE AN OBNOXIOUS TEEN POPSTAR WHILE DANCING AROUND IN THE BLOOD OF THINE ENEMIES
  3. IF YOU CAN’T DO EITHER, I SUGGEST YOU JUST CRY AND HOPE THAT PEOPLE WILL TAKE PITY ON YOU