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[…] She looks down at her coffee, black and bottomless, and turns to find him still looking at her. “You know, I never once doubted it.”

“Doubted what?”

“Saying yes when you proposed. Marrying you. I always knew it was exactly what I wanted. What I’ll always want.”

“You can’t help yourself. I don’t blame you.” His eyes flick over the newspaper. She swallows hard, again, again.

“But I never took it off. The ring. Not even when you told me to. And I know you were waiting for that – that it would mean the end, really. But I could never do it, because I lied. I never regretted you.”

- Creatures of the Wind, everythursday

Anyway, I started crying tears of blood and then I slit both of my wrists. They got all over my clothes so I took them off and jumped into the bath angrily while I put on a Linkin Park song at full volume. I grabbed a steak and almost stuck it into my heart to commit suicide. I was so fucking depressed! I got out of the bathtub and put on a black low-cut dress with lace all over it sandly. I put on black high heels with pink metal stuff on the ends and six pairs of skull earrings. I couldn’t fucking believe it. Then I looked out the window and screamed… Snap was spying on me and he was taking a video tape of me! And Loopin was masticating to it! They were sitting on their broomsticks.

“EW, YOU FUCKING PERVS, STOP LOOKING AT ME NAKED! ARE YOU PEDOS OR WHAT!” I screamed putting on a black towel with a picture of Marilyn Mason on it.

—  Tara Gilesbie, My Immortal 
Music Tag

i was tagged by dahrbae zrakend blesszayne and jackhemmingstrash

you put your music on shuffle and post the first 10 songs that come up, no skipping. (am i the only one who cheats and skips anyway?)

1. No Flex Zone (Remix) x Rae Sremmurd ft Nicki

2. Fool’s Gold x 1D

3. Hotling Bling x Drake

4. Russian Roulette x Rihanna

5. Teen Idle x Marina and the Diamonds

6. I Found x Amber Run

7. Un-Thinkable (Im Ready) x Alicia Keys

8. Off to the Races x Lana del Rey

9. Jungle x Drake

10. Autumn Leaves x Ed Sheeran

i tag blazeitniall darkneeyum blueharreh dylanofryin feministasshole frogmemeharry hokieniall horanchesthair ifyouseekzaddy jadelust matangizayn moneypowerzayn niallobriens ohnoniall tittytenda vvakaflocka and zenthusiast 

Ok sorry for Bombing you guys with pics today. Last one I swear. The #JJFU “Skulls” Cisco “Especial” 1911 is all packed up in its beautiful handmade presentation box by @philipmorleyfurniture This one is headed out to a super Rad lady in the garden state @lauren_irene Glad you dig Lauren! It Shoots even better then it looks! Now on to the next one.. #jessejames 888-269-0666 JJamesFirearms@gmail.com www.JJFU.com

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just for tonight (m)

pairing: jimin + taehyung
genre: smut, angst
plot: taehyung has a crush on his roommate jimin
word count: 3.7k
warning(s): dirty talk, daddy kink, riding, blow jobs, swearing

A/N: i’m a hoe for vmin ♡♡♡ ok so this was supposed to be less than one thousand words but I got a bit carried away. oh well ;)

Originally posted by peachyjimins

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Dat sad soulmate tattoo AU [x] [x]

Ok I swear it’s the last time I post angsty stuff but. What if. What if Alain and Hatano were soulmates, and at the end of ep 3, when they shake hands and introduced themselves, well… Hatano knew his soulmate was right in front of him, but had no choice but to go under the name of Shimano Ryousuke in order to not compromise the mission.

And later, in that church, when Yuuki tells him that his mission has come to an end and that he has to go back to Japan, Hatano realises that he has missed the chance to meet his soulmate and probably won’t see him ever again, especially with the war and all. And maybe that’s why he thinks “This was the biggest miscalculation I made on this mission.“

o--captain--my--captain  asked:

Ok there will be a question I swear, but first off I love your cosplay! I'm super sick rn and woke up at like 4 and have spent the last 3 hours scrolling through your tumblr and giggling like an idiot. Ok question time, how the hell does one start cosplaying? I'm talking like elaborate cosplays and not wearing plaid and saying I'm a Winchester (which I've been doing), I want to start doing more elaborate ones (ex kylo ren bcyes) but I have no clue where to start, any advice?

Haha thank you, I’m glad to hear my blog is good sick day scrolling! And I hope you feel better soon!

I hit the ground running with cosplay and did a costume involving 3 pieces of armor, a suede fringe mini skirt, custom painting a pair of tights while they were on me for 6 hours, and tracking down a lime green leather corset, so my advice for getting into cosplay is to let yourself get thrown into it. I started with Amora the Enchantress when three friends asked me to be part of their Thor group at NYCC ‘12. Having a completion date and three friends I’d disappoint if I didn’t finish are what spurred me onto learning how to make things. So I sat on my floor for a month and broke down the outfit and learned basic armor making, a bit of hand sewing, and how to fabric paint. And those three skills have become the basis of everything I do. Once you have a handful of skills under your belt, you can do so much and will continue to improve on them each time you use them.

So I think the best way to get into cosplay is to set a goal for yourself, like a specific con date or group or a costume you love. Pick something challenging but that won’t completely overwhelm you - ie if you’re new to armor building, I wouldn’t recommend picking a 30 piece armor build you need done in 3 weeks. So look at what skills you have and what skills you want to learn when picking outfits. First I gather a giant folder of reference pictures to work from. From there, I do a full breakdown of the outfit layer by layer and start making lists of what pieces I’ll need to make, what materials I need, my budget, what I’ll have to learn to do for it, and the order things need to be done in. If I don’t know how to do something, I look for tutorials online or ask a friend for help or make it up and experiment. I think a lot of getting into cosplay or learning a cosplay skill is not being too afraid to make a mistake and allowing yourself to be a beginner. All crafting skills are learned skills so anyone can do it and we all started somewhere, so never feel like you can’t do something or aren’t good enough to try anything.

anonymous asked:

Ok, this is going to sound odd- but I went to the 5sos concert last night and one member stared at me SO MUCH. I'm one of those people that are like "Ah it's coincidence" but this happened MANY times during the concert. He would start singing and look at me and sing to me so much. (I was 3rd row) and during a guitar solo he kept looking at me and bobbing his head in the most sexual manner. Do you think he thought I was pretty?? My friend swears he was checking me out but idk still- opinions?

Ok but which member…..  if it’s Luke he’s always staring at people so i fully believe it 

LAST ONE I SWEAR. But I saw something that was all about celebrity fights over the years with TS and how we’ve had like:

Demi VS Taylor

Kim VS Taylor

Kanye VS Taylor

Kimye VS Taylor

Any of her bF’s VS Taylor

Katy VS Taylor

Nicki VS Taylor

etc etc. I also find it funny how basically most to none of these people actually fight with each other, some are good friends and the one thing they have in common is some beef with Taylor. The thing is, when one person seems to be appearing in MULTIPLE issues with different people and the others aren’t really flagging much up themselves, you know who the problem is here.the common denominator as many say.