OH-MY-GOD-DID-I-TRY

hupskeikkaa  asked:

Can we talk about you really hating Anastasia if it hasn't been asked about yet? I'm intrigued. You mean the animated film, right? I have some opinions about it too.

OHHHHH MY GOD OKAY  I CANT TALK ABOUT IT BECAUSE IT WILL BE A LONG RANT BUT HERES A LIST OF EVERYTHING WRONG WITH LIKE THE FIRST 20 MINUTES 

(I did this while hate-watching anastasia with @potatoesawaken)

oh also the end???? what the fuck??? pink ass straight bat ™ comes out of nowhere and kisses rasputins bat???? what the fuck okay


edit: ALSO isnt dimitri supposed to be THE GOOD GUY??? WHAT HE IS TRYING TO DO TO THIS OLD WOMAN IS BASICALLY UNFORGIVABLE SHE LOST HER WHOLE FAMILY he waS THERE!!!!!

edit: ALSO WHY DIDNT HE TELL THE QUEEN WHO HE FUCKIN WAS???? AND WHY DOES ANASTASIA SUDDENLY FORGET THEY ARE PULLING A CON UGH I HATE THIS MOVIE SO BAD AND THE SCRIPT IS STUPID

edit: ALSO HOW TF DID THEY GET TO JUST LIVE IN THE FUCKIN CASTLE THAT IS SO STUPID AND UNNECESSARY AND “PRINCESSES DONT MARRY KITCHEN BOYS” SLOW THE FUCK DOWN THERE SON YALL ARENT DATING AND OH YEAH THE FUCKINGG??? DOG??? JUST LEAVES AND COMES BACK???? NO PLOT RELEVANCE???? WHATSOEVER???/ I HAT E ANASTASIA

edit: alSO?????? Dimitri and anastasia doONT EVEN LIKE EACH OTHER THEN. BOOM. STRAIGHTS. WHY.

anonymous asked:

"EMMA FUCKING SWAN! IM IN LABOUR!" "Emma did you just take a sip of vodka?" "No I'm saving it for later... I'm sure you're going to make my hang turn purple!" "If you crash the car, I will bribe the devil himself to put you in hell" "I had one sip!"

Thanks for the prompt :)

“Emma!” 

“What?” Emma asks sheepishly as she tucks the little airport bottle into her bag only to see her girlfriend seething and grimacing in pain at her. 

“Please god tell me you did not just pack vodka into the hospital bag!” 

“If it helps it’s not a full bottle…it’s only a small one.” 

“You’re not drunk though right?” 

“It was just a sip.” 

“Oh my god,” Regina groans as she pushes past another agonising contraction, “I am in labour! LABOUR! I am trying to squeeze your baby out of a tiny space! And you are DRINKING VODKA!” 

“Only a sip - I’m saving it for later.” 

“Why?” 

“Because you’ll get pain relief for your contractions, I’ll need this vodka for when you make my hand turn purple.” 

“I swear to the god of hell if you crash the car…”

“Regina I had a sip and I’m not going to drive. We’re poofing,” Emma explains as she grabs her girlfriend’s hands and makes them appear in the hospital, “See there’s no need to panic.” 

“I am not panicking,” Regina huffs. 

“You totally are,” Emma replies as she kisses an angry, pained red cheek, “But you don’t have to be, I’m right here.” 

“And planning to be drunk.” 

“I’m not planning to be drunk. I’m being prepared in case you break my hand.” 

“I don’t want to to break your hand,” Regina says with widening eyes. 

“You might not want to but contractions are…”

“What? They don’t get worse than this right? Emma…Emma! Tell me they don’t get worse than this?!” Regina cries out, all of their pre-natal classes flying right out of the window as her panic takes over. 

Emma smiles sheepishly as she takes Regina’s hand and says, “If it helps I love you?” 

“I love you too,” Regina replies before frowning, “You never answered my question…”

anonymous asked:

remember that time johnny depp destroyed a new york hotel room and then lied about it and said it was an animal... Yeah good times. He's always been a fucking ass.

LOL oh my GOD. 

TELL me that is how the media and SJW’s are spinning the hotel incident?! No seriously - are you guys actually under the serious and sane impression that he ‘lied and said it was an animal.’ ????????????????

i CANNOT. Guys that’s… that’s too much. I suppose when he was in Japan and he said he missed the press conference because he was attacked by nearly-extinct animal, the Chupucabra, you took him at his word and believed that too?

Jesus. Do some research. He’s admitted to everything he did in the Mark hotel numerous times. Never once lied. Try looking up ‘Johnny Depp on David Letterman 1999.’ He’s never, ever denied breaking things in that hotel room. He’s never denied breaking ‘multiple television sets because of my hillbilly rage,’ either. What he does deny? Domestic abuse. The two are not mutually exclusive. 

omchan  asked:

Can I draw fanart of your sheith family? ;A; Koko is so cute ahhh (also we have the same birthday?? not trying to be creepy OTL)

!!!oh my god YES OFC u can draw the sheithfam and I’ll gladly cry for TEN YEARS!!! aLSO W HATJ we have the same bday that means we can grow old togethR how did u find out tho

me: i love shiro bc he’s like “i must teach these children good morals & i can’t remember most of the last year i may have killed someone ??” but also “I’m 25 how did i get saddled with 4 teenagers and 2 aliens and the fate of the universe oh my god”

roommate: he’s our age, he should be wandering his apartment in his boxers and trying to figure out how cheerios qualify as being gluten free

me: shiro’s biggest concern should be wondering which sandwich he is on a buzzfeed quiz and yet here we are

==>General Psychology? More like this is boring and I studied it for fun in Middle School

The books for the class were all ones she’d read when Psychology had first piqued her interest. The syllabus told tale of end of chapter tests and a term paper that she’d already begun writing during class. General Psychology was going to be much simpler than she’d have liked, but at least it was only the one semester. Perhaps the class that filled its place once it was over would be more entertaining, more challenging.

For fun, perhaps she could end this class with an extra paper. The generic one that she’d be through fine tuning before two weeks’ time, and something that would mean meddling in the affairs of others. Perhaps a detailed psychological analysis of one of her “peers”?

Or perhaps a short paper on the how the stresses of college life, of a new situation, weigh on the mind of your average Skaia University freshman? Yes. Yes, that sounded good. Rose would need a fresh journal for this, and a good subject.

Rose parked her butt on the curb just outside the building for a smoke, and to people watch. Someone would jump out at her, eventually.

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I love you. Oh, my God. That just came… fly-flying out of my face, like it was some kind of l… I love you. I just, God! Did it again! I-I-I-I love you. I do. I just I-I love you. And I have been trying not to say it. I have been trying so hard to just mash it down and ignore it and not say it. And Jackson is a great guy. He is, and he’s gorgeous, and-and he’s younger than you, and he doesn’t have any grandkids or-or babies with his lesbian BFFs and he’s an Avery, and he liked me, you know? He… he really liked me. But it was never gonna work out because I-I love you. I am so in love with you.