OH-MY-GOD-DID-I-TRY

Quick rundown of my Homestuck Dating Sim plan so far:

-Setting: High School/University? Troll/human society.

-Beta kids and Beta trolls.

-4 quadrants are a thing (Oh God why did I do this to myself.)

-Stats system for Athletics, Intellect, Charisma, and Combat. Also HP.

-Probably a few poly options. Meowrails might just, already be a thing.

-Gifting system.

-Achievements, if I can get that to work.

I’m trying my best guys, despite the fact that I know very little about coding and need to buff up my art stats a bit. Please let this be finished before the homestuck fandom dies.

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Fifth Harmony's Lauren Jauregui Pens Open Letter to Donald Trump Voters: 'I Am a Bisexual Cuban-American Woman & I Am So Proud of It'
To every single Trump supporter trying to say that voting for Trump does not mean that you are racist, homophobic, sexist, xenophobic, assholes… that you just like the way he didn't really care what people thought and just said whatever he wanted… that he wasn't a politician, so he wasn't part of the establishment and didn't have corrupt money backing him… This open letter from Fifth Harmony's Lauren Jauregui is for you.

Lauren Jauregui of Fifth Harmony photographed on Sept. 12, 2016 in New York City.  

To every single Trump supporter trying to say that voting for Trump does not mean that you are racist, homophobic, sexist, xenophobic, assholes… that you just like the way he didn’t really care what people thought and just said whatever he wanted… that he wasn’t a politician, so he wasn’t part of the establishment and didn’t have corrupt money backing him…

This is for you:

Your words are worthless, because your actions have led to the single-handed destruction of all the progress we’ve made socially as a nation. You have, with your pure ignorance and refusal to understand the way the government and the world works, allowed a power-hungry business tycoon to take over the United States of America. “The land of the free, the home of the brave, under God, indivisible, with Liberty and Justice for ALL.”

You are HYPOCRITES.

Restoring the America-that-was is only stagnating the progression of our consciousness. You voted for a person who built an 18-month campaign off the back of your hatred. He manipulated ALL of you with such ease by speaking to the darker parts of you that had started to feel ashamed about the way you viewed the “politically correct” world. He became your champion, because he spoke to the parts of you that think you are superior to the rest of us (just like Hitler did in Germany before the Holocaust! Just read his autobiography: Mein Kampf).

This politically correct world we’ve created, which is really just a world with social etiquette, where we have weeded out the language of racism and explained why, where we have established feminism as a growing notion of making women realize their validity and right to be treated as the full complex beings they are and men the same (which clearly needs A LOT of work considering how women across America, especially white women, voted for this man who insulted your very existence every time he opened his mouth or disrespected Hillary during his campaign), where we have had to create numerous labels to help queer people who didn’t fit the cis heterosexual mold feel valid and identified in a world where narrow-minded consciousness has made them feel invalid and invisible for so long. That’s the “politically correct” behavior you wanna get rid of? You wanna restore America to a world where the human beings around you feel scared to be themselves and live and love freely?

Apart from how selfish that is, it is so very un-CHRIST-like, because your God is watching and He knows your hearts and He is aware of the true reason you chose such a human to run the most powerful country in the world, and I promise you the God that I have come to know and love is intolerant of judgment and hatred. And I know this, because I was raised Roman Catholic in a Latin household and went to private Catholic school my whole life so I have studied WAY more than most of you have studied the religion or the Bible for that matter. The ONLY reason is your inability to accept the growing world around you. You chose hatred. Your heart chose to separate yourself as a superior when the only superior in existence in this entire universe is SO much greater than you.

Our “political correctness” that your champion, Donald Trump, so pointedly disregarded throughout his entire campaign and now with the appointment of his advisors and other government officials, is the language we have worked tirelessly to establish to feel safe in a world that never stops reminding us we are minorities. I am a bisexual Cuban-American woman and I am so proud of it. I am proud to be part of a community that only projects love and education and the support of one another. I am proud to be the granddaughter and daughter of immigrants who were brave enough to leave their homes and come to a whole new world with a different language and culture and immerse themselves fearlessly to start a better life for themselves and their families.

I am proud to be a woman. Proud that the sex between my thighs provides a strength and resilience in me that only other women can feel, that my body curves in ways that allow me to create life within me, that my entire life is filled with adversity and doubt and people questioning my intelligence and my artistic potential and my expression of myself and my virtue and honor because I am too much woman. I am proud that I get to prove them all wrong. I am proud that I have to work even harder for it. I was raised to feel that I can do ANYTHING, and I will always believe that. I am proud to feel the whole spectrum of my feelings and I will gladly take the label of “bitch” and “problematic” for speaking my mind the same way any man would be admired and respected for doing. But, I will also extend the fullest hand of compassion and empathy for anyone labeling me as such.

I also know that in my struggle of being a woman I am so very privileged. I was born with a lighter complexion and green eyes (thanks genetics) so from that narrow-minded perspective, I’m white. I have experienced the privilege those genes have granted me, and I am grateful and will continue to speak on behalf of the women around the world and in our very own country who do not experience a fraction of that respect because of the color of their skin or what they choose to wear, or how their hair looks, or how much makeup they have on or any other absurdity that we women are reduced to.

It’s truly disheartening to me to see so many beautiful women who have no idea what their potential is. This election made it blatantly obvious just how many women can’t see it. We have failed ourselves as a nation. We are the example for the world, and we have failed our fellow humans who were watching us with hope that we would not allow hatred to prevail. I have had the privilege of being in a band that has allowed me to travel all over the world. I cannot express the gratitude I have for this experience because it opened my eyes to so many things and has allowed me to view the world from such a simple perspective, a perspective that I understand not very many people have the opportunity to experience.

If I could tell every Trump supporter two things, it would be to travel and read a history book. Look beyond yourselves, look at how petty the morals you uphold seem when you realize we are not the only ones. Realize that your white skin is the result of immigration from Europe, that the only true “Americans” are Native Americans, who are indigenous people that inhabited this land before these conquerors from other countries (England, France, Italy, Spain) wiped them out almost entirely. None of us belong here but all of us deserve the right to feel safe and live our lives in peace. To not have to worry about potentially dying, or being electro-shocked, or beaten, or raped, or emotionally abused because our existence and/or choices for ourselves upset someone else. This is the world Trump is fostering. This is the division that has risen since the beginning of the campaign. We are not America indivisible any longer, we are united on two separate sides; Love and Hatred. We are not “whining” about our presidential choice losing, we are screaming battle cries against those whose political and personal agendas threaten our lives and sanity. We are making sure you hear us, no matter how much it bothers you, we EXIST.

Yuuri and Victor, after coming across Love on Ice on tv:
  • Yuuri, irritated by movie but tempered: It's not that big a deal. Leave it alone Victor, it's just a movie.
  • Victor, being extra: No! No, I'm going to SUE THEM Yuuri!! I'M GOING TO FIGHT FOR YOUR HONOR.
  • Yuuri, embarrassed but touched: Oh my god Victor please just...
  • Victor, sobbing dramatically into Yuuri's shirt: THEY MADE YOU A WHITE GIRL YUURI. A WHITE GIRL!!!
  • Yuuri, trying to hold it in because Victor is losing it: I mean yes but...
  • *phone rings* It's Yurio: DID YOU SEE THAT FUCKING MOVIE KATSUDON? YOU SHOULD SUE THEM!
  • Victor, justified: See?
winged sentence starters
  1. “Can you stop shedding feathers in the shower? Or at least clean them up afterwards?”
  2. “Sorry about my cat. she/he really, really likes feathery things.”
  3. “Hold on, your feathers are looking a bit disheveled. Want me to straighten them out for you?”
  4. “Can you actually… use those things?”
  5. “Oh my god. You have wings.”
  6. “How is this even possible?”
  7. “Hey, what’s up with your back? You look like a professional olympic swimmer on steroids.”
  8. “You flew for six hours? Come here, you’re getting a back rub.” 
  9. “Did someone try and pluck a feather again? Are they dead?”
  10. “What on earth happened to you? Have your wings been trimmed? Wh- are you ok?!”
  11. “…Where are your wings? What happened to you?”
  12. “So, like… do you just cut holes in your clothes and stuff?”
  13. “Underwear must be confusing.”
  14. “Look. I know you want to cuddle, but ten seconds after you fall asleep you roll away and I get a mouthful of feathers. Clean your primaries or stay still!”
This is why I'm the charismatic one

(So me and a few other friends were doing a Fallout-4 scenario, and the rest had died leaving me, a raider with max charisma, my friend (we’ll call him Morgan), a vault dweller with max intelligence and the DM. We were searching for the Institute but we were attacked and robbed. We did all this with a six sided die)

DM: You arrive at the Institute, with no weapons or protection. What do you do?

Morgan: I commit suicide.

Me: Wait what?

DM: Ok but you have to roll a six, or you’re stuck in the game

*Morgan proceeds to roll a six*

DM: OH MY GOD- fine whatever, you’re dead now,
*he turns to me*
DM: what do you want to do

Me: I try to befriend the Institute

*rolls a 6*

Morgan: I want to convince Ryan to join me from beyond the grave

*rolls a 3*

DM: You consider his offer, before deciding against

Me: I roll to shoot the DM

*rolls a 5*

DM: you do realise i’m just like, a voice in your head right

Me: oh shit

DM: You proceed to shoot yourself in the head, dying instantly

Morgan: are you serious Ryan

Me: IM THE CHARISMATIC ONE NOT THE SMART ONE

My interpretation of a mermaid glass fish, for the art trade I did with @anonbea, they did an Angler Fish and oh my fucking god is she scary looking! Here!

So the images I was looking at for reference were pretty creepy looking, fish with clear or translucent skin, able to see their organs through and everything. i mean, way cool, but trying to translate that into a human-fish hybrid, not so cool, especially for one with lazy drawing skills. So I half-arsed her translucent skin, giving her some clothing/costume wear.

She wears a mask and a bodice, mimicking the human female.The ribbon and veil tie it all together, making her look doll-like and somewhat theatrical. Her interest in human women stems from her need to copy them, to duplicate their actions and behaviours. She takes pride in her appearance, appreciates being beautiful and maintaining that standard of what she thinks is beauty. When she kills, it’s mainly for fun, or in anger for those who mock her appearance.

  • Percy: So, how did your first battle go?
  • Magnus: Pretty good.
  • Samirah: *looks into the camera like on The Office*

Male idol: *breathes 2 feet away from band member*
het cis fangirls: oH MY GOD DID YOU SEE THAT OH MY GOD THEY ARE DATING THEY LOVE EACH OTHER !!!!1!!1!111!!! I SHIP IT !!!!1!!11!!!!
queer fan: maybe this idol isn’t completely straig-
het cis fangirls: umm excuse me sweaty why are you asuming his sexuality you can’t do that that’s rude :)

God fucking dammit Jesus Christ Jesse McCree holy fuck who even did this to me he’s so good Jesse fucking McCree oh my god dear Christ I love Jesse fucking McCree so much he’s a good noodle let him live he’s trying his damn best god damn Jesse fucking McCree holy shit

I’m always late. I’m fired

170222 Gaon Chart Awards

The only pretty picture that’ll be in this post

Everything is gifs. Oh my god, but hey. Gifs are good

Sitting together from the beginning~

So it’s normal at first, Chanyeol’s just closing his water bottle and then suddenly! He finds that his wrist smells or something.

“eyo baek, smell dis”

“ugh wtf man, what did you do to dat thing?”

“I think da wata was poisoned.”

So yeah, this was during a fan choice award and of course we need the Baek speech, and we have Chanyeol gently pushing Baekhyun towards the front~ I think he’s trying to emphasize his support ^^

Can you believe these two are grown men? I love how these two are always playing around with each other in their own little worlds~ They always make each other laugh and have fun with each other and it’s great. Their happiness is contagious.

Mhhmmmmm Baekuhen I see ya there. But besides the random gentle caress (can you tell I write fanfic?) look at how fast pulled his hand way XD honestly he just wanted the moment then had to act that nothing had happened. Maybe that girl had caught on, ohohohohohohohohohoo

Oh how precious ;-; Mum Suho always be showing his love for his childen

Ok who is this cameraman because I needa give him/her a hug. I love hi fives

“Oh look a flower, what shall I do with it?”

“Of courseeeeee! I shall give it to meh luv Bun Bakuhen. Here, accept my love”

Pork Chan: “TAKE IT.”

Bakuhen: “Nah son, I got my own flower here.”

Pork Chan: “O my god, fine. I neva loved u anyway.”

How rude.

*screams into the difference* HEIGHT DIFF- HOLY SHIZZ BAEK ARE YOU SECRETLY KYLIE JENNER?

Never mind the beautiful shoulder caress and thigh stroke, is Baekhyun ok? I think he’s dying. (Also Park Chanyeol why must you play with my feels?)

Yasss touching. I love touching. Innocently. 

Hah.

._.

I’m…not putting this in the tag or anything, but I’ve started in on a new dh2 run and I’ve had a shot of whiskey and I just have to say

High chaos Corvo hurts me

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12.10.16

Yesterday was, like, totally the raddest day ever. I did stuff that I haven’t done since I was a freshman in high school, carefree and without a thought of everything I think of now. We watched Hairspray and sang every single word, dying of laughter as we did, cried along to Forrest Gump, watched classic h3h3 videos on youtube, drank lattes and worked on school stuffs at a coffee shop, took silly photos. We hung out for nearly 12 hours…TWELVE. I haven’t done that in YEARS. And oh my god, it felt amazing. I felt like myself again, not trying to look as cool as possible or travel or be some superhuman–just me. Ugh. It was the best. AND I’M DOING IT AGAIN TOMORROW! 

hehehehehe goodnight lovies

anonymous asked:

Ok but Emma my absolute FAVORITE FREAKING TROPE is tiny shy Derek who has been wronged by someone and everyone assumes when he goes to confront his wrong-doer that uh-oh here's this huge guy about to punch someone but no instead Stiles jumps out from behind him and "WHAT THE //FUCK// DID YOU SAY TO MY BOO!? I WILL FUCK UP YOUR SHIT!" as Derek shyly stands aside trying not to say anything because he's anxious and smol

Oh my god, yes. I mean, we all know Derek can take care of himself in a fight but at the same time, I love the headcanon that while Derek can fight, it doesn’t mean he necessarily likes it, or is ready to get into a fight at any given moment when someone is being an asshole. 

Derek’s aggressiveness always seems to come from a place of defense - just as Stiles uses sarcasm - and the image of Derek just sighing and stepping out of the way while Stiles comes at this guy, a small, private smile on his face as Stiles ultimately stumbles and falls, is my favourite. Maybe Derek, yes, being a little shy about it -or total AU where Derek really is just a shy smol summer child who’s never been in a fight in his life - because no-one ever assumes he needs protecting and while physically, he doesn’t, emotionally it’s just so nice having someone who will go “what did you just say???” on anyone’s ass who dares to insult Derek or make him upset. 

Please, give me all the Derek headcanons where he could fuck a person up but chooses not to, or gets out of the habit, because he gets butterflies every time Stiles “defends his honour” before inevitably banging his head on something (but not before he gets a few choice words in - this is Stiles, after all).  

story time

i woke up in a very odd mood today. but after class i went to the store and so so i’m in the store shopping for kids toys for a drive my soccer team is doing for toys for needy kids for the holidays and this old woman was in the toy isle with me and she was like i’m so sad i couldn’t find puzzles anywhere it’s so disheartening i used to love doing them and kids now a days just do them on a phone and i was just talking to her about it and i was like oh my god yes i completely understand and so she went on and kept shopping and so did i AND I FOUND THIS SECTION OF PUZZLES and i literally ran around the store like a crazy person trying to find her to tell her and i did and she looked so happy and it made my whole day and she was like you’re the sweetest lead me to them! and then she saw me again and she just started thanking me and telling me how happy her granddaughter would be and then she told me that she just finished her doctorate and that she’s getting married to a boy she met in her class in her undergrad years next month and she was like just keep doing what you’re doing because there’s not many people out there like you anymore i can’t wait to tell my granddaughter about you. and so to the elderly woman who made my day today. thankyou from the bottom of my heart.

SO HERES WHATS HAPPENING

Mark-we have to fucking win

Amy-WHo are we trying to beat-MARK SLOW DOWN

Mark- nO I MUST WIN

Sean- this is fun oh my god this is so much fun I haven’t done this in so long aren’t you having fun?

Signe- yes it’s fun PLEASE FOCUS ON WHERE YOURE GOING

Sean- CHRIST WHERE DID MARK EVEN COME FROM

Felix- they seem to be having fun

Marzia- *laughs* they seem crazy

Felix- because they fucking are

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Cheesy post alert, but oh well!!

When I first started running, I thought it would be cool to break 6:00. Then I did. Then I thought it’d be cool to break 5:30… then 5:15… 5:10… before I knew it, I was trying to break 5:00. That’s an intimidating time. I’d always looked at those girls who could run sub-5 in awe and admiration. Needless to say, this time last year I never imagined that I’d be one of those girls. But now I am! I ran a 4:57 last night. It was surreal.

It was one of those “oh-my-god-I’m-going-to-die” kind of races and feelings, but it was worth it in the end. I am so happy of the runner I am right now, but I’m not going to stop now. Who knows what’s next??