Theory: Chloe redemption would be so distinctly ~her~ that as much as she enjoys fighting akumas with LB, a girl just can't leave her hair and nails undone! So Chloe would just be so tired of her appointments being cancelled by akuma attacks. . .
… She just learns to keep quiet so she could actually make it to a manicure because, girl, fighting super villains takes a TOLL, and … Yea …
see that’s the kind of redemption arc i want. chloe becomes a hero, but she is still so completely chloe. i love that idea up there xD
- like chloe would be a fucking brutal, bad ass superhero and put her heart and soul into the fight but god forbid she breaks a nail
- queen bee: *kicking an akuma’s ass* *suddenly stops and screams in horror*
- ladybug: oh my god, are you okay?
- queen bee: NO im not okay i just chipped my fucking manicure
- she always asks the team if they can reschedule patrols that don’t happen during the new episodes of “the bachelor”
- “i can’t be behind im gonna get spoiled on twitter and i’ll fucking kill someone if that happens”
- she’ll purposefully get someone really angry and hope they get akumatized so that her test next period will be cancelled
- marinette keeps trying to explain why she can’t be doing that but chloe doesn’t get it
- “we learn more about hawkmoth, another civilian is saved, and i have an extra 24 hours to study for math. find me one flaw with this.”
- she tries to sneakily drop hints to her father that queen bee and volpina should get a statue too
- “you know. not that i care or anything. just for….symmetry. and accuracy and all that. got some preliminary sketches of the queen bee statue. again. not that i care or anything”
- “very important to get the nose right daddy don’t mess that up.”
- post-reveal situation, chloe’s is hands down the best at coming up with believable covers for her teammates
- adrien’s taking forever to recharge his kwami and get back to class and the teacher’s wondering where he is
- chloe: “the poor darling’s been modeling so much lately that he pulled a muscle in his neck after gym classes, really awful business, he was in the nurse’s office during the entire akuma attack, he should be on his way back.”
- chloe *texting adrien*: there’s a forged nurse’s slip in the boys bathroom, go get it. also, walk in like you have a stiff neck. don’t ask. just do it.
- she low-key supports chat’s idea of having a miraculous hide out for the four of them
- “daddy knows a guy that can make it happen with no questions asked i just need to make the phone call.”
- she flat out refuses press interviews unless she has a full face of makeup on
- “queen bee! an interview for the – ”
- “darlings, i really would, but it’s seven in the morning, i have no concealer on, and there’s no way im appearing on camera. go talk to ladybug.”