OH WAIT NO I'M NOT

Straight Couples can do one (1) un-stereotypical thing in terms of labor distribution (a man did his daughter’s hair??? awwww!! a woman is a housewife but actively chose to be a housewife because she enjoys it? right on sister!!) and be considered radical pioneers of gender equality, but Gay Couples have to impossibly perfectly balance our presentation and behavior at all times or we’re just mimicking straight people and replicating archaic misogynistic ideals 

DRAG RACE: The Judges
  • RuPaul: And now, it's time for the judge's critiques!
  • Michelle Visage: You know that one thing that makes you superbly unique as a performer? Stop doing it, RIGHT NOW.
  • Ross Matthews: Have we mentioned how FAT and GAY I am yet?
  • RuPaul: *cackles*
  • Ross Matthews: Also I disagree with Michelle on principle.
  • Michelle: *stank face*
  • Carson Kressley: Well, here's my two cents that could help- Oh wait, you talked back? Oh, nevermind.
  • Todrick Hall: I'm also on this show-
  • RuPaul: Michelle's old and stupid!
  • Michelle: *HARD CACKLE*
  • RuPaul: Silence! Bring back my girls.
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My heart is pierced by Cupid;

I disdain all glittering gold.

There is nothing can console me

But my jolly sailor bold.
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I’m trying to fight my art block and I received some lovely suggestions I’m going to draw.

Mer!Hanzo and Pirate!McCree was one of these.
@rebeza and @finchworks are my inspirations and I look up to their designs and AUs ‘cause wow.

Have you ever seen a prettier Hanzo?

Fun fact!! cishet male survivors of abuse are just as deserving of love, comfort, understanding, and recovery as the rest of us. Privilege doesn’t negate trauma.

The God Wars

In the beginning…

belief and rituals shaped the first gods from the dreams of man.

As the civilizations of man grew, so did the strength and influence of their deities. 

In return for sacrifice, the gods gifted their followers with mystic might.

But the people wanted more than these gifts could provide.

In their souls the people found their own power. They called it “Craft.”

The gods, jealous and afraid,

struck down the firsts of these Craftsmen.

Thus the God Wars began.

But the gods were formed from the faith of man. It was a war they could not win.

And so the Craftsmen took up the mantle of the gods and rule in their stead.

Everyone who reblogs this will get a pic of Gerard Way in their submissions

I’m not even joking, I have so many.

EDIT: YOU GOTTA HAVE YOUR SUBMISSIONS ACTIVATED. I CANT SEND GERARD TO A NONEXISTENT PLACE! if you didn’t get one it’s because yOUR SUBMISSIONS ARENT ACTIVATED,,,,
Okay, so, I need to say some things...

I’d planned to do this as part of my review of the latest SU episode, The New Crystal Gems, when I post it this Tuesday, and I will probably mention a lot of this again then, but I’m peeved enough that I need to rant about it now.

If you plan on watching my review, and you don’t want any aspect of my opinion of the episode spoiled, then don’t read this, I guess. If you don’t mind hearing my ideas twice, though, or you don’t plan on watching the review, then let’s talk a little bit about Lapis.

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new drinking game: drink every time kit thinks ty is beautiful or that he likes the way he lives and feels too intensely

Day6 As Things I've Overheard
  • Jae: "okay but do we all agree that if I was a dog I would be a chihuahua?"
  • Sungjin: "why is customer service being rude to me that's my children's job"
  • Young K: "if I eat this whole pickle in one bite you gotta pay me 50 bucks"
  • Wonpil: "don't touch me I'm a fucking ray of sunshine"
  • Dowoon: "the only reason I hang out with you guys is because I got waitlisted when I applied for better friends"
How Dan and Phil probably broke up #33
  • Phil: ChiCKEn