OH MY GOOOOOOOD!!!!

anonymous asked:

A husband, who has six children, begins to call his wife “mother of six” rather than by her first name. The wife, amused at first, chuckles. A few years down the road, the wife has grown tired of this. "Mother of six," he would say, "what’s for dinner tonight? Get me a beer!" Finally, while attending a party with her husband, he jokingly yells out, "Mother of six, I think it's time to go!" The wife immediately shouts back, "I'll be right with you, father of four!"

alloverthegaf  asked:

sorry to intrude BUT THE PUSH FUSION??? WHAT IF TONY'S DAD WORKED FOR THE DIVISION. WHAT IF WHEN HE FOUND OUT TONY WAS A MOVER HE EITHER LOCKED HIM AWAY OR THREW HIM OUT. OH MY GOODNESS.

OH MY GOD. OH MY GOOOOOOOD YES

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Found out why Candy’s so threatened by Ryuuken [ @xyuuken ].

Technicolour Trash King: Candy pls be reasonable.
Candylicious renegade: No no no no
Technicolour Trash King: Why r u so upset
Candylicious renegade: BECAUSE HE CAN PROBABLY SPEAK GERMAN A N D SPANISH!!
Technicolour Trash King: Omg
Technicolour Trash King: YOU’RE THREATENED BY RYUUKEN BECAUSE HE CAN |PROBABLY| SPEAK THE LANGUAGES THAT MAKES NELLIEL SWOON!?!?
Candylicious renegade: stfu I hate u rn
Technicolour Trash King: I HAVE LITERAL TEARS IN MY EYES RIGHT NOW OH MY GOOOOOOOD
Candylicious renegade: I. HATE. YOU.
Technicolour Trash King: FUCK THIS IS BEAUTIFUL, I’M TELLING ELI
Candylicious renegade: DON’T YOU FUCKING DARE!
Technicolour Trash King: tOO L A T E