OH MY GOD WHAT HAVE I MADE

What really happend

Yuya:  Oh my god, what did you do to Yuzu!?

Doctor:  While you and your crappy team wasted time so much with the BB arc and in preparation of this episode, I made her watch the entire English dub of the Danganropa walkthrough 1, 2 and Ultra Despair Girls. I even made her binge watch the entire Despair arc of Season 3..without any subtitles.  Lucky for her the Future arc wasn’t finished yet but I’m going to make her watch that once the next episode comes out.

just went and wrote out a very depressing post and i posted it… to my drafts.

it really made me feel better doing that. 

and i feel like i’m 90% okay with how things are.  ofcourse i’m not ok with what life have just dealt me and my family in these last few weeks (hell, my life and my families entire lives); but as long as we try our best, work our hardest, and support one another… we can beat this.

… right?

Theatre Kid AUs

-that stage kiss WAS NOT SCRIPTED WTF
- I’m the stage manager and you’re the cocky lead who won’t SHUT UP backstage PEOPLE CAN HEAR YOU
-for closing night bets you slipped me tongue during our stage kiss what the fuck do I do
-we’re not playing the romantic leads but everyone ships our characters and they keep making us take pictures together in costume (I kind of love it)
-we’re in the chorus together and you never know what the notes are so you have to stand impossibly close to me to listen and it just makes me mess up and I SWEAR TO GOD ARE YOU DOING THAT ON PURPOSE
-everyone in the show has to wear makeup I swear I will wrestle you into this chair if I have to
-oh my god you’re doing my makeup and you’re so close and I can’t breathe
-I may have learned your romantic lead’s part and then attempted to take them out the night of the show
-we made out in the light booth
-this is the first time I’ve seen you in costume and holy fuck how do you look so good in that

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nightmare;(noun) - a bad dream that brings out strong feelings of fear, terror, distress, or anxiety


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the signs as Arrested Development quotes
  • Aries:You must teach me. You must teach me the ways of the secular flesh.
  • Taurus:Marry me!
  • Gemini:She calls it a "mayonegg".
  • Cancer:I've made a huge mistake.
  • Leo:We have unlimited juice? This party is gonna be off the hook!
  • Virgo:Oh, my God! We're having a fire... sale. Oh, the burning! It burns me! Evacuate all the school children! ♪ Amaaa—... This isn't a fever! ♪ ziiing grace... I can't even see where the knob is! End scene.
  • Libra:I was made to understand there were grilled cheese sandwiches here.
  • Scorpio:I don't know what I expected.
  • Sagittarius:I don't understand the question, and I won't respond to it.
  • Capricorn:Get me a vodka rocks. And a piece of toast.
  • Aquarius:I suppose I'm, uh, buy-curious.
  • Pisces:It's a great day... for being sad.
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OH MY GOD ok so dearsheroozle was sick and requested a Sweaty Engineering!Asami and Flustered!Korra drawing and I as usual made this way harder and more complicated than it needed to be and didn’t plan it out very well at all and had to just sort of make it work and anyway here it is 

SHEREE I HOPE YOU LIKE IT BYE

I was catching Pokemon in my living room when I saw the gym next door flash from red to yellow and I honest to god yelled “OH NO YOU FUCKING DON’T” and ran outside, through two sprinklers, up a steep-ass hill, all the way across my apartment complex, to go catch the bastard that tried to capture my gym

Pokemon Go just made me run outside to fight a complete stranger at 10pm

What the fuck

if there are “what pronouns do we use if” interrogations… oh my god my little heart can’t take this. perry is trying to be accepting of them. she’s going out of her way to make sure they’re never made uncomfortable. she’s. accepting. them.

my laferry reservations have always been surrounding the whole “normal” thing, and i just. MY HEART.

What pisses me off is that no matter how much money Batman v Superman makes, or how many people love it and defend it, or how much they do, all that people are going to care about is the people saying it’s terrible. If it makes a billion dollars, apparently it won’t matter, because it should have made two.

I’ve heard people saying everything from “no real comic fan could like this!” to “the only people defending this movie are fuckboy Zack Snyder fans!” I’m so mad, oh my god.

I’m a lifelong comic fan. I’m a girl and a feminist and very much not white. I am perfectly capable of critiquing movies. I love this movie so much. There were like two things I didn’t like about it when I walked out of the theatre, but after thinking about them more, that’s changed. A lot. I fucking adore this movie and I don’t give a shit who knows it. This is without question my favourite live action comic movie ever made.

We got great female characters. We got a brilliant Lois Lane. We got a Diana Prince that’s an exhausted, but still compassionate warrior. We got a Martha Kent that loves her son more than anything, and is completely okay with reminding him that he is not obligated to do anything, and he has as much right as anyone to choose his own path. We got a Martha Wayne that despite having no lines was important and loved and after all these versions of that scene, one that was finally at the centre of her death. We got a June Finch that was a Senator and in a position of power, that distrusted Superman but still recognized that he had done a lot of good, someone wary of and opposed to the protagonist that  still portrayed as a good person and not a villain that would side with Lex Luthor.

We got a Clark battling his doubts and his fears that managed to overcome all of that to do what was right. He’s so unbelievably human - yes, he has powers and abilities that people understandably fear, but he’s also just the guy that grew up on a Kansas farm that loves his mom and his girlfriend and playing with dogs.

We got the retelling of Bruce’s parents’ deaths in a way that actually mattered and contributed something to the story. We got a version of Bruce that I can look at and adore, because it’s one that grasps all the best and most interesting parts of the character - his love for his family, his trauma, his desire to protect children and civilians, his stubbornness, his fundamental decency coupled with his penchant for making terrible decisions.

This movie was so unapologetic about what it was. People claim that DC makes movies without embracing their genre, and I call bullshit. This movie was like a love letter to fans and to comics and to superheroes. It embraced the spirit of source material and everything that it as a movie is, while at the same time refusing to be limited to a narrow definition of what it means to be a comic movie and by the characterization from seventy years ago.

This was a movie by a director that loves comics, that loves both Superman and Batman, that actually gives a damn about their complexities and telling a good story for people that care enough to listen. It’s a beautiful movie that I don’t think I’ll ever stop loving. People are free to dislike it, but people that say it’s a bad movie can come fight me.

Something that really irritates me is that people are suddenly now embracing Brandon Routh’s depiction of Superman in an effort to put down Cavill’s, despite the years of abuse directed at him. Routh could have been a fantastic Clark, I agree - I’ve been saying that for years. He just got a terrible script. But saying it now, after so much time berating Routh, just goes to show that Superman movies will never win. It’s not Snyder that doesn’t understand or love Superman, it’s the people that criticize every version of him.

Routh and Cavill’s versions of the character are fundamentaly the same person. The only difference is in how they’re perceived and how that impacts them. Cavill’s Superman isn’t dark - he’s still the pure, idealistic hero that tries his very best. He just belongs to a much more serious movie, and that’s okay.

Gah, I just love this movie so much.

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“you traded your ship for me ?”

2015 meme list

JANUARY
-bath bombs
-for just $8000 a month, i will stop
-george glass in our sküle
-meninism
-reverse rick roll
-glitch update

FEBRUARY
-backup shark dancers
-measles
-mmm watcha sayyy
-the signs as _______
-music copyright violation
-uptown funk/ take me to church
-inappropriate audition songs
-SJWS HAVE _____
-white and gold dress

MARCH
-dick cheney made money off the iraq war
-bush did 9/11
-waluigi
-hoe dont do it…oh my god
-looks at smudged writing on hand
-natalia kills/ willy moon
-these are their stories

APRIL
-#thisgeneration
-sausage rap
-hi welcome to chilis
-snake or snail

MAY
-where you live/ur first language/what you call ________
-cheeky nandos
-fizzy lifting drinks
-(state) gothic

JUNE
-sonic for real justice
-anti coleslaw
-shia lebeouf motivational
-john green hatred
-yarn man
-motherfucking jesse eisenburg jesus christ fuck dude facebook

JULY
-minions
-JOHN CENA
-WHAT ARE THOOOOSE
-zoobe
-that rihanna gif
-on a date, shoving breadsticks into purse
-always a slut for doritos
-gun
-meek mill/drake beef
-snake flag

AUGUST
-…that sounds fake but okay
-young man
-infomercials
-spongebob social justice overanalysis
-quit telling everyone im dead
-we get it u smoke weed
-_____ and chill
-finding person in a crowd
-dismaland
-deez nuts for president
-psychic reads ur mind

SEPTEMBER
-nicki minaj spills tea
-screaming geese toys
-why you lyin
-pokemon go
-before and after smartphones
-dan nikki your Bobbie s

OCTOBER
-halloween
-urinal
-the discourse
-psat
-poot lovato
-loss.jpg
-undertale
-hotline bling
-zolas trap trip
-hamilton

NOVEMBER
-removal of reply feature
-plane dog and wisdom dog
-kinkshaming
-im the ________
-hit that muddafuckin like
-HOEvember
-hello from the other side

DECEMBER
-neko atsume
-star wars
-tumblr user steals human bones??
-2015 in a nutshell
-dj khaled
-miss universe

“Not an option. No. Halfborn Gunderson, I hate you so much.”

“I hate you too, Mallory Keen.”


What do you mean this didn’t happen in that scene. I’m sure you’re mistaken. You must have read wrong. They totally kissed cause they hate each other SO MUCH.

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What wouldn’t I give for a playboy who couldn’t keep it in his pants and who runs through women; but what I have is a son who shows no interest in them. Oh, you thought I didn’t know? I’ve been keeping pictures of our family out of the free press for years… what you do at night with your boys after your show of skirt-chasing is a disgrace. If you were my second son, I wouldn’t care, but for a king it’s not possible… We give up what we want when we want power; believe me. Now, you want to show me you have the heart to be king, show me you can control it. Wrestle it to the ground. numb it with ice. But you cannot be what God made you, not if you mean to take my place… Celebrate, Jack, it’s what you’re good at.

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And God said, “Let there be one exception to the stereotype. The Deutsche Bahn.”

I once watched a video on what foreigners think of Germany, and a great many people said they expect our transit system to be awesome.
Oh my.
While punctuality seems to be one of the stereotypes that apply to many Germans (hardly all though!), for some reason our transit system is an exception. High prices, bad service, and an almost ridiculous amount of incompetence, have made the Deutsche Bahn fairly unpopular. It’s probably not the worst system, but boy is it infuriating sometimes!

                                    jurassic world
                                             sentence starters

  • ‘ You just went and made a new dinosaur? ‘
  • ‘ What happened to the sibling? ‘
  • ‘ They’re dinosaurs. Wow enough. ‘
  • ‘ It’s not about control. ‘
  • ‘ These animals are thinking, “I gotta eat,” “I gotta hunt,” “I gotta…” You’ve got to be able to relate to one of those things. ‘
  • ‘ We have an asset out of containment! ‘
  • ‘ I am never leaving you again! ‘
  • ‘ Hey, don’t give me that shit. ‘
  • ‘ I can’t wait to tell my mom about this! ‘
  • ‘ The key to a happy life is to accept you are never in control. ‘
  • ‘ Something is wrong. ‘
  • ‘ Someone has to stay behind. ‘
  • ‘ Uh, I have a boyfriend(/girlfriend/partner). ‘
  • ‘ Run! ‘
  • ‘ That was awesome! ‘
  • ‘ We need more teeth. ‘
  • ‘ Lying is alright if someone’s scared! ‘
  • ‘ Remember: if something chases you, run. ‘
  • ‘ A whole new frontier has opened up. ‘
  • ‘ They’re never going to trust me again. ‘
  • ‘ If we do this, we do this my way. ‘