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Happy 29th Birthday to @amazingphil !! 


Hope you have an amazing birthday, with lots of cakes and lots of presents :)
and most of all THANK YOU for taking us along with you on your wonderful journey! as a gift enjoy the cake! and make a wish! ヽ(・∀・)ノ

Theatre Kid AUs

-that stage kiss WAS NOT SCRIPTED WTF
- I’m the stage manager and you’re the cocky lead who won’t SHUT UP backstage PEOPLE CAN HEAR YOU
-for closing night bets you slipped me tongue during our stage kiss what the fuck do I do
-we’re not playing the romantic leads but everyone ships our characters and they keep making us take pictures together in costume (I kind of love it)
-we’re in the chorus together and you never know what the notes are so you have to stand impossibly close to me to listen and it just makes me mess up and I SWEAR TO GOD ARE YOU DOING THAT ON PURPOSE
-everyone in the show has to wear makeup I swear I will wrestle you into this chair if I have to
-oh my god you’re doing my makeup and you’re so close and I can’t breathe
-I may have learned your romantic lead’s part and then attempted to take them out the night of the show
-we made out in the light booth
-this is the first time I’ve seen you in costume and holy fuck how do you look so good in that

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nightmare;(noun) - a bad dream that brings out strong feelings of fear, terror, distress, or anxiety


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OH MY GOD ok so dearsheroozle was sick and requested a Sweaty Engineering!Asami and Flustered!Korra drawing and I as usual made this way harder and more complicated than it needed to be and didn’t plan it out very well at all and had to just sort of make it work and anyway here it is 

SHEREE I HOPE YOU LIKE IT BYE

Things Draco has definitely said at some point
  • “Harry, if you don’t stop molesting me with your eyes I’m going to throw you out of a second story window”
  • “If one more person mentions my hair I swear to god I’m going to commit first degree murder in front of like a hundred witnesses”
  • “That shirt is atrocious and I am ashamed to even know of its existence”
  • “What the fuck made you think that was okay on any level?”
  • “I hate you all”
  • “No, you plebeian, I do not want one of your germ-infested free samples they’ve probably been on that tray for years anyway”
  • “Oh god it touched me I’m going to have to cut off that foot now”
  • “I’m not a cat and the next person to compare me to one will find out what it feels like to have my entire foot up their ass”
  • “Coffee is god’s second most important gift to mankind, with the first being me, of course. Harry, stop laughing”
  • “I can’t tell if that’s a picture of a barf stain or your dog”
  • “Why would you ever”
  • “This conversation has officially bored me to tears, so I’m going to go do something more entertaining, like watch grass grow. Draco out.”

if there are “what pronouns do we use if” interrogations… oh my god my little heart can’t take this. perry is trying to be accepting of them. she’s going out of her way to make sure they’re never made uncomfortable. she’s. accepting. them.

my laferry reservations have always been surrounding the whole “normal” thing, and i just. MY HEART.

Stiles gets up from his place on the couch and puts all the albums away. He walks back to where Derek is still sketching and taps his fingers on the counter to get his attention. When Derek looks up at him with those ridiculous light green eyes, Stiles blurts, “I want you to do me.”

Derek looks stricken for a moment before letting his eyebrows climb up almost to his hairline. He doesn’t say anything, and it takes about three seconds for Stiles to realize what he said.

“Oh my God. No. That’s not what I meant,” he sputters, feeling his cheeks redden. It really wasn’t what he meant, expect that he totally did. “I meant I want you to tattoo me. Not do me. I went through your stuff and I’m seriously impressed, and it’d be an honor to have your art somewhere on my body. Yeah. Right.”

How Stiles met Derek and promptly made an idiot out of himself. From Thank You For My Sex Life (first instalment of the Stilinski Custom Cakes series) by wearing_tearing (dylansneck). 

I know that I exaggerated Stiles’ reaction quite a bit but I had lots of fun drawing his embarrassed realisation so there.

What pisses me off is that no matter how much money Batman v Superman makes, or how many people love it and defend it, or how much they do, all that people are going to care about is the people saying it’s terrible. If it makes a billion dollars, apparently it won’t matter, because it should have made two.

I’ve heard people saying everything from “no real comic fan could like this!” to “the only people defending this movie are fuckboy Zack Snyder fans!” I’m so mad, oh my god.

I’m a lifelong comic fan. I’m a girl and a feminist and very much not white. I am perfectly capable of critiquing movies. I love this movie so much. There were like two things I didn’t like about it when I walked out of the theatre, but after thinking about them more, that’s changed. A lot. I fucking adore this movie and I don’t give a shit who knows it. This is without question my favourite live action comic movie ever made.

We got great female characters. We got a brilliant Lois Lane. We got a Diana Prince that’s an exhausted, but still compassionate warrior. We got a Martha Kent that loves her son more than anything, and is completely okay with reminding him that he is not obligated to do anything, and he has as much right as anyone to choose his own path. We got a Martha Wayne that despite having no lines was important and loved and after all these versions of that scene, one that was finally at the centre of her death. We got a June Finch that was a Senator and in a position of power, that distrusted Superman but still recognized that he had done a lot of good, someone wary of and opposed to the protagonist that  still portrayed as a good person and not a villain that would side with Lex Luthor.

We got a Clark battling his doubts and his fears that managed to overcome all of that to do what was right. He’s so unbelievably human - yes, he has powers and abilities that people understandably fear, but he’s also just the guy that grew up on a Kansas farm that loves his mom and his girlfriend and playing with dogs.

We got the retelling of Bruce’s parents’ deaths in a way that actually mattered and contributed something to the story. We got a version of Bruce that I can look at and adore, because it’s one that grasps all the best and most interesting parts of the character - his love for his family, his trauma, his desire to protect children and civilians, his stubbornness, his fundamental decency coupled with his penchant for making terrible decisions.

This movie was so unapologetic about what it was. People claim that DC makes movies without embracing their genre, and I call bullshit. This movie was like a love letter to fans and to comics and to superheroes. It embraced the spirit of source material and everything that it as a movie is, while at the same time refusing to be limited to a narrow definition of what it means to be a comic movie and by the characterization from seventy years ago.

This was a movie by a director that loves comics, that loves both Superman and Batman, that actually gives a damn about their complexities and telling a good story for people that care enough to listen. It’s a beautiful movie that I don’t think I’ll ever stop loving. People are free to dislike it, but people that say it’s a bad movie can come fight me.

Something that really irritates me is that people are suddenly now embracing Brandon Routh’s depiction of Superman in an effort to put down Cavill’s, despite the years of abuse directed at him. Routh could have been a fantastic Clark, I agree - I’ve been saying that for years. He just got a terrible script. But saying it now, after so much time berating Routh, just goes to show that Superman movies will never win. It’s not Snyder that doesn’t understand or love Superman, it’s the people that criticize every version of him.

Routh and Cavill’s versions of the character are fundamentaly the same person. The only difference is in how they’re perceived and how that impacts them. Cavill’s Superman isn’t dark - he’s still the pure, idealistic hero that tries his very best. He just belongs to a much more serious movie, and that’s okay.

Gah, I just love this movie so much.

Zodiac + Crushes

Aries: Oh my god, how can one person be so hot??? I would rock their world.

Taurus: *sweats nervously* Okay I need some liquid courage *chugs whole bottle*

Gemini: I’m just going to go talk to that gorgeous creature over there

Cancer: Can they just read my mind, so I don’t have to keep staring at them???

Leo: Hot damn, guess there is a god cause he made an angel. *stares at them like anime character in love*

Virgo: *sighs* Why must I feel attraction to others??? It takes a toll on my mental stability.

Libra: OMG!!! THEY LOOKED AT ME!!!

Scorpio: That’s marriage material right there.

Sagittarius: *bashes eyelashes* I’m gonna go see what their favorite band is and see if their worth my time

Capricorn: Oh god they looked at me *sweats, blushes 10 shades red*

Aquarius: La la oh look guess that means I’ll get major emotions over someone Time to get wired hell yeah

Pisces: UGH JUST LOVE ME PLEASE?!?!

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“you’re going to love the school, piper!”
“yeah, but if you’re not in slytherin we’re gonna have to disown you.”
“…w-wait, what?”
“drew, no.”

this was originally gonna be part of a huge comic but i don’t have the time/patience to draw the sorting hat that many times :/ so here’s silena and drew, welcoming their lil’ sister piper to slytherin! 

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“you traded your ship for me ?”

“Not an option. No. Halfborn Gunderson, I hate you so much.”

“I hate you too, Mallory Keen.”


What do you mean this didn’t happen in that scene. I’m sure you’re mistaken. You must have read wrong. They totally kissed cause they hate each other SO MUCH.

2015 meme list

JANUARY
-bath bombs
-for just $8000 a month, i will stop
-george glass in our sküle
-meninism
-reverse rick roll
-glitch update

FEBRUARY
-backup shark dancers
-measles
-mmm watcha sayyy
-the signs as _______
-music copyright violation
-uptown funk/ take me to church
-inappropriate audition songs
-SJWS HAVE _____
-white and gold dress

MARCH
-dick cheney made money off the iraq war
-bush did 9/11
-waluigi
-hoe dont do it…oh my god
-looks at smudged writing on hand
-natalia kills/ willy moon
-these are their stories

APRIL
-#thisgeneration
-sausage rap
-hi welcome to chilis
-snake or snail

MAY
-where you live/ur first language/what you call ________
-cheeky nandos
-fizzy lifting drinks
-(state) gothic

JUNE
-sonic for real justice
-anti coleslaw
-shia lebeouf motivational
-john green hatred
-yarn man
-motherfucking jesse eisenburg jesus christ fuck dude facebook

JULY
-minions
-JOHN CENA
-WHAT ARE THOOOOSE
-zoobe
-that rihanna gif
-on a date, shoving breadsticks into purse
-always a slut for doritos
-gun
-meek mill/drake beef
-snake flag

AUGUST
-…that sounds fake but okay
-young man
-infomercials
-spongebob social justice overanalysis
-quit telling everyone im dead
-we get it u smoke weed
-_____ and chill
-finding person in a crowd
-dismaland
-deez nuts for president
-psychic reads ur mind

SEPTEMBER
-nicki minaj spills tea
-screaming geese toys
-why you lyin
-pokemon go
-before and after smartphones
-dan nikki your Bobbie s

OCTOBER
-halloween
-urinal
-the discourse
-psat
-poot lovato
-loss.jpg
-undertale
-hotline bling
-zolas trap trip
-hamilton

NOVEMBER
-removal of reply feature
-plane dog and wisdom dog
-kinkshaming
-im the ________
-hit that muddafuckin like
-HOEvember
-hello from the other side

DECEMBER
-neko atsume
-star wars
-tumblr user steals human bones??
-2015 in a nutshell
-dj khaled
-miss universe

Dating Tate Would Include...

(Post Death)

  • Meeting in the murder house. That should be the basis of this whole thing. Be careful.
  • He would literally be like a pet waiting for you to get home every day.
  • “You’re home! I waited for you. What did you do today? Are you hungry? I made you some food…”
  • Lots of cuddling
  • Tate is the little spoon. Practically always
  • Music listening.
  • “Here, listen to this. None of that new shit.” “Oh my god, you are an old man, Tate.”
  • Him literally just sitting around watching you as you go about your day, doing work, chores. etc.
  • He is an actual cat?? (including the evil personality)
  • Very insecure so you’d have to constantly reassure him he’s amazing
  • Dirty talk all the time
  • Sex everywhere
  • Halloween becomes the only holiday you care about. Going to movies, places, traveling to places that you can go and come home in one day.
  • He’s kinda overbearing.
  • Super protective, even the mailman is kinda freaked out to talk to you tbh
  • “Tate, leave him alone.” “What?” [cue shit eating grin]
  • Sarcastic jokes, teasing constantly just to get a reaction out of you
  • So much sex
  • Dealing with Tate’s split personality
  • Being afraid of who he is, but standing up to him. This makes him snap out of it but he feels guilty every time.
  • Lots of apologizing.
  • Makeup sex.
  • Making love.
  • Keeping each other sane while living with the other ghosts
  • Tate introducing you to Nora
  • Nora thinking of you as the daughter she never had
  • Tate calming you down if the other ghosts make you start to question yourself and your morality
  • Hiding from everyone else together, listening to each other’s heartbeats
  • Knowing you’re complete with each other
  • Sorry, but….. Tate doesn’t age…. He tries to kill you so that you’ll be together forever. Make with that what you will.