OH GODDDDDDDDDDD

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“Mass Effect” more like “I-play-this-game-just-to-bang-cute-aliens simulator”

LMFAO im watching this american renovation show and theyre in like a “pre 1900′s house” made from brick and theyre renovating it and they wanna put a window in so they literally just start CUTTING THE BRICK and making a literal hole in the brick wall to make way for a window and then the brick starts collapsing and theres a like 10 minute segment (separated by an ad break) where theyre being shocked and offended that the literal brick is collapsing because they removed like 20 bricks and theyre like :O :O :O why is the brick collapsing even tho theres nothing underneath it :O :O :O and its like 100 years old :O :O :O and its like oh my goddddddddddd and then theyre like hmm so we put in a steel lintel to fix the disaster and its like????????????????????????????der??? ?????????!!!!!!!    ???

like? i dont mean to HATE but!!!! im not a builder but like!!!!!!!

idk this probably means nothing to a lot of you bc ur prob like omg ben i dont care but like i just need to rant!!!!!!! 

i feel like im that post where its like pointing out the door components and stuff and its like “this is the last time on gonna say this!!!!!”

anonymous asked:

SANTI YOU EDGY ASS FUCKING TEENAGER WHEN WILL YOU REALIZE WHAT'S RIGHT FOR YOU OH MYYYYYY GODDDDDDDDDDD

me: santi how long are you gonna keep brooding for it’s getting old

santi:

(“he’s so bad with brooding he’s ready to move to a new country just to brood” - @essiesims)

  • Me: Luke, you're really pretty, like an angel™, but my god you're pissing me off. Get your ass back in Michael's bed, where you can't cause trouble.
  • Luke: ...?
  • Me: And I'm deleting Arzaylea's number from your phone, along with all the LA mates who got you into Coke or whatever makes you look so stoned when you leave The Nice Guy
  • Luke: ...?!
  • Me: Just thought you should know :)