I was going to make something really nice for your birthday, @markiplier, and I spent hours working- working on a drawing of your face, and then one of Chica, and then I tried one in an Animal Crossing style for some reason, and then at one point I think I had a Darkiplier phase- but everything just looked horrible.
Then I panicked and drew a pigeon.
I hope you like the pigeon anyway. His name is Henry.
So, obviously, Hufflepuff!Benvolio spends a shit ton of time in Gryffindor Tower since that’s where Romeo and Mercutio are.
And, of course, Gryffindor!Rosaline is totally sick of it.
So when she becomes prefect, she bans anyone from sharing the password with Benvolio.
Benvolio, also prefect, retaliates in the best way he knows how: he bans Rosaline from the Hufflepuff dorms (and therefore, from seeing a certain cousin of hers, and maybe perhaps a girlfriend - and no, he did not get the idea from the Slytherin prefects Escalus and Isabella what are you talking about) and Ravenclaw ones - where Livia is.
Rosaline retaliates by embarrassing him in potions class and earning more points for her house than him.
Benvolio retaliates by betting her that Hufflepuff will beat Gryffindor in Quidditch (they do) and using that spending money to buy the Gryffindor password off some random 1st year.
Rosaline retaliates by luring him into the Room of Requirement and locking him in overnight
- and, well, you get the point. (there’s a lot of howlers sent back and forth)
Until finally, in their 7th year, they’re both named Head Boy and Head Girl and keep running into each other and they’re in all the same classes damn it - and all their friends are sick of this so they all (well, Stella and Isabella really) basically force them on a blind date
which ends with Benvolio jumping into the Great Lake
and Rosaline jumping in after him
(neither of them with clothes)
(they’re both late to Charms the next morning looking PARTICULARLY DISHEVELED)
Link’s the sleepy head so I had to go with his pov again :P I hope you enjoy!
Lake Floria was exceptionally beautiful today. The way the sunlight reflected off the water’s surface, making it appear to be liquid diamond. It gave me the impression I might very well be dreaming. Maybe it’s the season, Lady Faron told me about that. I think she said summer was the best around here. The water was certainly perfect for swimming. However, the most exceptionally beautiful and perfect thing I could see, had to be Zelda.
Not a few hours ago I taught her how to swim, and she was already better than me! I don’t think I’d ever stop being impressed by her. My goddess incarnate. My very best friend. The woman I loved…
I went through hell and back for her. Fought the epitome of evil. Nearly died along the way many times. And I would do it all again. A thousand times over, if it would protect that smile on her face.
She rose from a dive. Her hair swirled around her in the water like liquid gold. Her lips barely parted to take in much needed air. There couldn’t possibly be a more heavenly sight. My beautiful, kind, fun loving, goddess.
I took the opportunity to dive under while she wasn’t looking at me. The water was crystal clear, of course making it perfect for finding Zelda. I swam below her, watching to see if she’d noticed. I could stay under for much longer than her with my gift from the goddess- her actually. She looked around, calling my name, and I struck. I twirled up just like the Zora’s taught me and launched above the water, effectively catching her by surprise and splashing her.
“Link! You almost gave me a heart attack!” She laughed, splashing me back. I laughed and held up my arms to defend against the attack.
“You’ve given me plenty over the years, figured it was time for a little pay back!” I retorted in mirth, back handing the water. She laughed as droplets collided with her face once more.
A war began. We were splashing, chasing, laughing. I wasn’t sure I’d had this much fun in my entire life. The surface was really an amazing place. I couldn’t wait to spend the rest of my life here, with Zelda. We waded together in the water to catch our breath. “Hey Zel?” I asked, “do you think everyone in skyloft will come down here with us eventually?” Thoughtfully, she looked to the sky.
“I hope so,” she turned to me, a mischievous smile playing her lips. “Although… I wouldn’t mind if we had the surface all to ourselves for a little while…” she swam towards me, eyes sparkling. What was she planning? Her hands ran up my bare chest. I shuddered under her touch. ‘Oh’ I thought ‘that’s what she’s planning’
“Zelda..?” She cupped my cheeks, looking into my eyes, and I was sure I would melt and become one with the lake. Her lips found mine, our eyes closed and our heads tilted in unison. My hands found her hips and I pulled her closer, until our bodies were flush against each other.
Then I woke up.
Of course it had to have been a dream, The only thing that remained so perfect in both slumber and reality was my dear Zelda. She lied in my arms, completely awake, playing with my hair as she did most mornings. “Feel like visiting lake Floria?”
( Redone Profile | Ask-Jinnie-Hyung | Actor Jin AU )
Be prepared. Admin oppa/hyung/dongsaeng/kuya/senpai/etc… (what even is this, I didn’t need to add al that in my description of myself) is going to be posting a lot in July ;P
《 Kim Seokjin 》
-Date of birth: December 4, 1992
-Occupation: Actor, Part time care taker (both for children and his friends)
-Works: [Male Lead] Crimson to Pink (Drama), [Male Lead] This is Where We Started (Drama), [Recurring Side Character] Reply (Drama), [Partner of Main Male Lead] Seoul Stray Dogs (Film), [Minor Cameo] You’re In Danger (Drama), [Secondary Lead] A Thousand Days (Film), [Male Lead] Butterfly On Your Shoulder (Short Film), etc
-Friends: Lee Junghwan, Lee Jaehwan, Kim Namjoon, Min Yoongi, Jung Hoseok, Park Jimin, Kim Taehyung, Jeon Jungkook, Kim Jisoo, Zhang Yixing
-Acquaintances: Park Jinyoung, Mark Tuan, Cha Sun-woo, Lee Ho-Dong
-Side Info- •Lives in a decently sized, modern house with Min Yoongi and Kim Taehyung. •Work Hours: Monday-Saturday, 7 am-11 pm *Break Time: 10-25 minutes, anytime around 12-3 pm *Most of the time, work is extended, so sometimes Sunday won’t be off, or sometimes he’ll be working a full 24 hours for 2 to 3 days a week. •Wakes Up 4-5 am to get ready •Has his own room, occasionally going to Yoongi’s room (reasons being: He goes to him for comfort mostly, or it’s the closest room to the front door and he just wants to get to sleep quickly.) •Always tries contact his other friends as much as he can outside of work.