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100 THINGS ABOUT SEHUN STANS
  1. BULGE 
  2. ALWAYS TALKING ABOUT THAT BULGE HE DOESN’T TRY HIDING
  3. STOP KILLING EVERYONE ON MY DASH OH SEHUN
  4. “i’ll make you scream oh sehun oh sehun”
  5. hOW MANY TIMES HAVE YOU SEEN THAT IN YOUR 3AM SMUT ??
  6. they will actually scream oh sehun and i feel bad for their s/o
  7. FUCKING PERVERTED AF
  8. you have no idea what they’ve seen
  9. how are their eyes not bleeding yet i have no idea
  10. THAT BULGE IS JUST CONSTANTLY GETTING EDITED IN MY DASH
  11. i swear his bulge is just as famous as he is lmao
  12. THEIR OVARIES ARE CONSTANTLY DYING
  13. STOP KILLING INNOCENT OVARIES OH GOD
  14. also they write really good smut
  15. really good smut
  16. not that i’ve read any of it but i mean
  17. ALSO THEY LIKE TRACK HIS HAIR 
  18. most fans are like oh ksoo changed his hair colour comeback time
  19. but sehun fans will be like
  20. OH SEHUN CHANGED HIS HAIR BY 1 CM COMEBACK TIME
  21. will also fight sm with their eyelashes
  22. GIVE SEHUN MORE LINES UOSAIHFGERIUOHRNRRQE
  23. slightly more satisfied this comeback but
  24. ALSO THEY LIKE EDITING SEHUN’S FACE TO EVERYTHING
  25. pretty chill at times but also
  26. at the same time they’re screaming
  27. looking at fanwars like “lol bow to me bitches”
  28. hate antis with a passion
  29. probably multistanned
  30. shook all the time
  31. 01:00 mood: shook
  32. 02:00 mood: shook
  33. 03:00 mood: shook
  34. ALWAYS SHOOK
  35. probably inspired 26/7 by sehun’s newest ig post
  36. OH LOOK AT THOSE PANTS LETS GET ONE
  37. but then realize they need to save money for important things
  38. like repackage
  39. fucking jealous af of vivi
  40. LIKE SEHUN GIVES YOU ALL HIS AFFECTION WHY ARE YOU I-
  41. like watching sehun piss everyone off
  42. like watching sehun harass everyone 
  43. like watching sehun
  44. CRACK VIDEOS YES PLEASE
  45. COMPILATIONS YES PLEASE
  46. OH SEHUN OH FUCKING YES PLEASE
  47. would stare at his face for hours
  48. isn’t that what they do on tumblr anyways
  49. dash is full of oH SEHUN OH SEHUN -PORIJHUR0F9PGVRF
  50. call him sebrat but pissed off when their friends call him a brat
  51. like could you at least get it right he’s a higher class brat
  52. bUBBLE TEA IS THEIR SHIT
  53. STARBUCKS AIN’T GOT SHIT ON ME
  54. FOR I HAVE A VARIETY OF DIFFERENT BUBBLE TEAS
  55. but honestly they really like bubble tea
  56. and if they haven’t tried it yet they better do so soon
  57. love themselves a good sehun rap compilation
  58. SEHUN RAPPING
  59. SEHUN TALKING
  60. SEHUN BREATHING
  61. SEHUN WALKING
  62. SEHUN
  63. they just really like sehun
  64. they probably also stan jongin ?? 
  65. fuck they just stan exo okay
  66. THERE WAS A TWITTER FANWAR ?? WHO DIDN’T INVITE ME
  67. like starting shit in a shitstorm bc they like the word shit
  68. chocolate
  69. dash is either flooded with smut or sehun updates or both
  70. SUPPORT SEHUN’S CAREER
  71. waiting for sehun to become an underwear model
  72. we’ll wait and wait and wait
  73. SHOW US THAT BULGE PLEASE
  74. always thirsty
  75. always wet
  76. just always waiting for that sehun dick
  77. I KNOW U WANT IT 
  78. honestly if they deny any of the above & following just know
  79. lying isn’t cool bro
  80. honestly they’re a bit reserved irl
  81. like they’re not introverted
  82. they’re just allergic to stupid people
  83. and they don’t want to get an allergic reaction
  84. probably have been told they’re rude and were like
  85. “thx for reminding me ttyl”
  86. THEIR SARCASM LEVEL IS NO JOKE
  87. also they can be soft if they want to
  88. but most of they time they just want something from u
  89. THEY’RE MASTERS OF FINDING THINGS
  90. like they’ll be like finding buried pre-debut pics and bOOM
  91. SHERLOCK SEHUN STANS OH GOD
  92. but they’re also good at editing
  93. so much so that it looks real
  94. wouldn’t it be funny if a sehun stan edited and another sehun stan posted
  95. probably ranks as one of the most perverted exo stans
  96. bc every exo stan is fucking perverted and it’s beautiful
  97. have a secret list of their favourite smuts
  98. as you can see they really like smut
  99. smut = water to a sehun stan
  100. OH SEHUN OH SEHUN OH SEHUN OH SEHUN OH SEHUN

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anonymous asked:

can we talk about how timmy said a new word and how proud of him i am? also, heidi being the science fair judge and best science student is amazing, given i didn't want to know this in THAT context. my poor girl !!

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My Boyfriend's Story

hippyhappylife submitted:

I want to share a scary story my boyfriend told me that has always creeped me out. It happened to him when he was very young. 

He had broken his leg pretty badly and would sleep with his grandma so she could take care of him easier. It was very late in the night and he and his grandma were asleep when he was woken up by the sound of his uncle calling his name. 

When he woke up he saw his ‘uncle’ at the end of the bed. He said that his ‘uncle’ looked really off, he was smiling, but his smile was a bit to wide and he was just standing there. His uncle was trying to get him to come outside with him. He said his uncle said that there were people out there waiting for him.  

My boyfriend kept refusing, he said it was late and he couldn’t go outside because his leg hurt too much. His uncle gave up and instead of walking out he started to sink into the floor. When his arm was the only thing left my boyfriend could see it waved bye to him and turned into this claw like thing. 

His grandma never woke up for any of this and this story always freaks him out when he retells it. I can see fear in his eyes, it still bothers him. One night when we were driving he just blurted out, “What is I said yes to him and followed him outside?“ 

It really freaks me out to think about that. What if he went outside? O-o

Fuck Yeah Nightmares Mod Fey: I’m sure his 'uncle’ just wanted him to go to the demon party, no big deal! But seriously YIKES. 9/10 for scares and thank you for sharing!