North: What’s the gayest shit you’ve ever done?

Simon: I shared my heart with Markus.

Markus: I drew male nudes once.

Connor: I put Hank in the shower.. to sober him up.

Rk900: Gavin.

7

gavin reed likes a boy. which boy ? who knows ? 

 connor doesn’t want to be that boy. (connor also types like a bottom.) 

 hank doesn’t want it to be his boys. 

 north always has something to say. 

 jeffrey fowler is a great commentator. 

 and markus is the personification of “turn on ur location bro i just wanna talk”. 

(part 5/? of android shenanigans)

Markus: hello! Welcome to Jericho! Here we support each other and look after each other!

North: SIMON! JOSH! IF YOU DON’T GET YOUR ASSES BACK HERE, I WILL MAKE SURE YOU WILL RUN OUT OF THIRIUM BY NOON!

Simon: IM SORRY I CANT HEAR YOU OVER THE FACT MARKUS LOVES ME MORE!!

Markus: yup. We all love each other here.

*alternatively*

Connor: Welcome to the Detroit Police Department! Here we look after each other and care for each other as if we were a family.

Gavin: SHUT UP YOU FUCKING TIN CAN! YOU CAN’T TELL ME WHAT TO EAT AND WHEN TO EAT!

RK900: DETECTIVE REED, YOU ARE BECOMING EXTREMELY DIFFICULT TO EVEN PUT UP WITH! I AM FUCKING TIRED OF YOUR SHIT AND WILL NOT HESISTATE TO PLUNGE YOU SIX FEET UNDERGROUND!

Hank: yup. We definitely are a family here.

Connor: *trying to find Hank in a crowd*

Connor: *whispers* Connor sucks

Hank, dashing through the crowd: WHAT DID YOU SAY ABOUT MY SON?

Markus, running with his bazooka: WHO SAID THAT?!

Kara: *appears in a second* I left Alice at home just for this

North: *crashes through a wall with a car* Somebody’s gonna die.

RK900:* jums from a helicopter with a sniper rifle* I’M GONNA KILL THAT PERSON WHO SAID THAT TO MY BROTHER

Josh, running with a gun: I have been pacifist in my whole life but this time      I WON’T

Simon: *jumps from a building near Connor* I’m always ready to die for Connor

Amanda, inside Connor’s head: How can someone insult CyberLife’s most advanced prototype!

Sumo: *barking and running towards Connor*

Gavin, ready to fight: I fuckin hate androids but I will protect this tincan.

Elijah Kamski: *lands near Connor with his own plane* I will protect Connor at all costs.

Connor: What the heck?

North: Markus, I would die for you

Simon: No, Markus, I would die for you first.

Connor: *yelling across the room* NO ONE HERE IS DYING