- Looks like a cinnamon roll and is actually a cinnamon roll: Buck Compton, Harry Welsh, George Luz, Don Malarkey, Eugene Roe, David Webster, Shifty Powers
- Looks like a cinnamon roll but could actually kill you: Dick Winters, Lewis Nixon (sinnamon roll tbh), Bull Randleman
- Looks like they could kill you but is actually a cinnamon roll: Carwood Lipton, Frank Perconte, Babe Heffron
- Looks like they could kill you and could actually kill you: Ronald Spiers, Bill Guarnere, Joe Toye, John Martin, Joe Liebgott
- Useless bagel: Norman Dike
easy company & their biggest turn off in people? you know like: using "literally" when they mean "figuratively", too touchy feely/no respect for personal space, interrupting someone else talking..