Things that must have happened at the dance in Vol.2

Because once you remember that all the student teams introduced in Vol.3 were there at the time it gets interesting.

  • The dance wasn’t actually at night; the combined shade that Scarlet David and Emerald Sustrai were throwing at Sun’s dancing was just blotting out the sun (I refuse to accept that Merc & Em didn’t integrate themselves into the Haven students).
  • Neon Katt wore heelies.
  • The Team JNPR dance number somehow turned into a competitive dance off between Jaune and Nora.
  • Penny was introduced to the concept of “The Bass Face”.
  • Mercury spiked the punch (His explanation to Cinder was “Drunk people talk, you want intel this’ll get it” honestly it was for shits and giggles)
  • Jaune drank an amount of said Punch that would have made Qrow Branwen blush (Seriously the kid can forge Beacon transcripts, you think he’s never snuck into a club before?)
  • Penny drank even more of said spiked punch and became the star of Atlas overnight.
  • Arslan became team Mum for pretty much all of the teams.
  • Yang and Arslan chilling for most of the night.
  • Flynt Coal arriving fashionably late and making an entrance that was 112% Extra
  • Ciel Soliel decided that she was “Off the clock” and decided to have fun.
  • She was found making out with Reese Chloris in a corner.
  • May Zedong nervously asking her crush to dance.
  • Neo getting I.D’d at the door (Says on the guestlist that there’s only one fifteen year old attending and she’s accounted for).
  • Someone making the mistake of sending pictures of the party to Team CFVY who were still on thier mission and Coco breaking her scroll and letting lose a fifteen minute long stream of curses
RWBY characters rated by how much they probably swear
  • Ruby Rose: thinks it's really bad to say hell 1/10
  • Weiss Schnee: wants to be a "lady" but also likes calling her brother Shitley 2/10
  • Blake Belladonna: her favorite word is fuck but she doesn't ever swear around adults 8/10
  • Yang Xiao Long: swears at her dad 9/10
  • Jaune Arc: said shit a couple of times 2/10
  • Nora Valkyrie: only swears during combat 4/10
  • Pyrrah Nikos: never learned the art of swearing 0/10
  • Lie Ren: doesn't swear a lot, but when he does, he goes hard 7/10
  • Penny Polendina: has mistakenly repeated swear words when she didn't know what they meant 1/10
  • Taiyang Xiao Long: tried to stop swearing when he had kids but couldn't do it 6/10
  • Qrow Branwen: every other goddamn motherfucking word bitch 14/10