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🎇 Accio Item Finding Spell 🎇

a harry potter inspired spell for summoning lost items from their hiding places

🎇  gather: bay leaf, green string, cardamon, yellow candle, a wand

🎇  wrap the wand with the bay leaf and green string 

🎇  burn cardamon on yellow candle

🎇  gesture with the wand around the flame

🎇  chant “accio!” and blow out the flame

🎇   use the candle’s energy to guide you to the missing item, or wait for it to turn up. 

thenanaroo  asked:

so i feel like val is the bolt most likely to have a good skincare routine. and one night he's doing a mask and brayden barges in because val told him where the spare key was (for emergencies! which being horny is not good lord brayden) and val makes him do a mask too because they're fun and brayden could use one. brayden can't get over how soft his skin is and next time he has jo and slater over he makes them do masks and all of a sudden the team's having a bonding session at a spa.

Okay, for starters, Val dressed down in his most comfortable sweats and a mud mask when Brayden shows up to bone is hilarious. “Give me that key, I’m moving it’s hiding place.”

Brayden making Jo and Slater do masks during their next bro night - “I’m not even joking my face has never felt softer.” Slater freaking out when his face starts tingling - “IS THIS SUPPOSED TO HAPPEN BRAYDEN”. “Yes you big baby.” 

Slater cornering Brayden the next practice - “Is there a mask for your whole body? Cause like, I need that.” And Brayden looks smug when he says “Coby loved it didn’t he.” He did.

So they find a spa (with Val’s help) and throw down for a seaweed wrap and hot stones and whatever. The Works. “Why do we not do this all the time?” Slater asks, up to his neck in mud and greenery and loving it

Val rolls his eyes. He has a monthly standing reservation at the spa, speak for yourself.

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If I could tear you from the ceiling,
And guarantee a source divine,
Rid you of possessions fleeting,
Remain your funny valentine.

Don’t go and leave me,
And please don’t drive me blind,

If I could tear you from the ceiling,
I know the best have tried,
I’d fill your every breath with meaning,
And find a place we both could hide.

Don’t go and leave me,
And please don’t drive me blind,

I know we’re broken,

If I could tear you from the ceiling,
I’d freeze us both in time,
Find a brand new way of seeing..
Your eyes forever glued to mine.

Don’t go and leave me,
And please don’t drive me blind,

I know I broke it.

GUESS WHAT LOVLIES

GUESS WHO’S BACK
BACK AGAIN
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TELL YOUR FRIENDS

okay but seriously now, HI GUYS! (talking to the followers and my fellow mods, bless them all ;-; )

GEE, IT SURE HAS BEEN A WHILE, HASN’T IT?

I’M NOT ACTUALLY DEAD OH BOY

I was gone for a loooong time for some pretty personal reasons, so a big, big, BIG thank you to the other mods for keeping this blog alive!!!

Long story short, I was in a bad place emotionally, my laptop bit the dust, I sort of went into hiding for a while, but I clawed my way out! And MAN! Look how far this blog has come!

I mean, ONE THOUSAND FOLLOWERS? When I made this blog I would have never in my wildest dreams believed that was possible. Thank you all so much.

I /am/ back, and I /will/ be more active during non school hours!

Thank you all! -Mod Metta

Sense and Sensibility (1995) – Sentence Starters

Please, feel free to change any pronouns or other parts to make a sentence(s) fit better.

  • “You must help them.”
  • “You must promise to do this.”
  • “Help them? What do you mean, ‘help them?’”
  • “There is no knowing what they expect. The question is, what can you afford?”
  • “She has taken to hiding in the oddest places.”
  • “She must run positively wild!”
  • “She is a little shy of strangers at the moment.”
  • “I am also shy of strangers.”
  • “They are all exceedingly spoilt, I find.”
  • “She spends all her time up trees and under furniture.”
  • “I have never liked the smell of books.”
  • “I believe I have found what you are looking for.”
  • “We haven’t seen you all day.”
  • “All I want – all I have ever wanted – is the quiet of a private life.”
  • “And what do you wish for?”
  • “I wish to be moderately happy – as everybody does.”
  • “I think – I believe – that they have formed an attachment.”
  • “Why so grave? Do you disapprove her choice?”
  • “Can the soul really be satisfied with such polite affections?”
  • “To die for love? What could be more glorious?”
  • “The more I know of the world, the more I am convinced that I shall never see a man whom I can truly love.”
  • “Do you love him?”
  • “I do not attempt to deny that I think very highly of him.”
  • “Was the journey tolerable, you poor souls?”
  • “Where did you disappear to?”
  • “Excellent match, for he is rich and she is handsome.”
  • “It is not going to rain.”
  • “You always say that and then it always does.”
  • “But your heart must tell you…”
  • “In such a situation, it is perhaps better to use one’s head.”
  • “And since you cannot venture out to nature, nature must be brought to you!”
  • “But I have always preferred wild flowers!”
  • “I am excessively fond of a cottage.”
  • “What do you know of my heart?”
  • “Your friendship has been the most important of my life.”
  • “That I cannot tell you. It is a secret.”
  • “But I convinced myself you felt only friendship for me, and it was my heart alone that I was risking.”

like honestly I’m just shocked the BBC hasn’t released a statement or forced mofftiss to say something. this doesn’t mean they’d apologize, but at least direct people to a place to complain and attempt to hide the hate… i’m so confused about this mess.

Hide and Seek

Okay but what if Superman convinced the Justice League to play Hide and Seek as “strategic training” (really Jon was away with Damian and Clark just missed playing it with him.) He even explains it in like a proper way and everyone is thinking “why is he making us play a children’s game” except for Batman

“Superman that’s just hide and seek explained in a complex way with big words you’re not fooling anyone”

“No it is not Batman. It is a well thought out process of training. You don’t have you come up with all our training exercises. You’re just mad cause you didn’t think of it first. Anyways as I was saying this will be very beneficial to the team and the use of Superpowers is not allowed"

After a lot of persuading and convincing that Clark was not a grown man in a big blue suit wanting to play hide and seek (they still weren’t convinced) they all go and hide and Everything goes well and mostly everyone is found within a span of an hour. Even J'onn. But after an additional hour one person is unaccounted for.

Batman.

The whole Justice league go crazy trying to search for him in the Watchtower but he’s like nowhere to be found. Everyone freaking out and look everywhere. After like 4 hours of searching the Watchtower, Clark gives and calls Alfred telling him Bruce is missing and Alfred’s like????? Batman came back 3 hours ago and just went out for patrol like 30 minutes ago. So Clark is pissed and flies over to Batman and is like

“Do you realize how worried we’ve been I know you like working alone which is not true, by the way but you can’t disappear lien that we thought someone took you” and Batman’s like

“Okay first: The Watchtower is impossible to break through I should know I built it and tested it. (He used Catwoman to test it but don’t tell the others) And Second: I hid for 2 hours before I got bored and stiff from staying in one spot so I went back to the cave. Your searching skills suck I was literally hiding in plain sight. I thought you would find me first so I could get back to Gotham faster”

“Your version of plain sight is not the same ideal of plain sight that everyone else has. Not everyone is the World’s Greatest Detective, Batman”

“Clark, I was literally hiding under the table in the cafeteria. Like I said your searching skills suck.”

I am the weapon

I was playing a monk (who has now died) in my current campaign. We were about to talk to the queen of this city.

Guard Captain: “Forfiet your weapons before you have an audience with the queen”
*Other players obey*
Wizard (OOC): “I want to kiester my hand axe”
Monk (me): I want to start cutting off my hands

While I was not allowed to cut off my hands, the wizard DID pass a check to hide his hand axe up his bottom

so I will stand by your side and we will face whatever is coming for you together