Ninety-Nine

being on this website since 2011 feels like being that dog in that one movie where he reincarnates. like i feel like i’ve lived five hundred separate and distinct lives and also died four hundred and ninety nine times and also like i’ve watched history unfold from the beginning of man

List of Pornstars

As its BedReallyIsIt’s second birthday🎉 I thought I’d give you guys something helpful to find the videos you’re looking for.

Below is a list of MOST of the pornstars you’ll be able to search for and find in this blog. Ignore the letters, but the numbers are the ratings I give them based on their videos. The star * means premium so some of the best pornstars have stars. Just type their name into the search bar and you’ll see all their videos. Enjoy!

(This list will be edited over time)

Aaliyah Love - 7,G
Aaliyah Hadid - 7
Abby Lee Brazil - 6
Abella Anderson - 7,U,B
Abella Danger *
Abigail Mac - 8,B
Adriana Chechik - 7,B
Aidra Fox - 6,B
Aj Applegate - 7,B
Alaina Kristar 6, U, B
Alaina Love - 6,B
Alana Evans - 6, S
Alanah Rae *
Aletta Ocean - 6,B
Alexa Grace - 7,B,G
Alexa Pierce - 6,G
Alexa Tomas - 7,B
Alexia Rae - 6
Alexis Breeze *, G
Alexis Ford - 8, B
Alexis Rodriguez 7,B
Alexis Texas - * S
Alice March - 6,B
Alison Tyler- 7
Allie Haze - 8, B,G
Amanda Lane - 7, G
Amia Miley - 8
Amy Reid - 7
Anastasia Lux - 6,G
Angela White - 8,B
Angelica Heart - 9,B
Anikka Albrite - * S
Anissa Kate - 7
Anna Bell Peaks - 8,B
Antonia Sainz - 7,B
Anya Ivy - 9,B
Apolonia Lapiedra - 8,B
Ariana Marie - 7
Asa Akira - 8,B
Ash Hollywood - 7, G
Ashley Adams - 7,B
Ashley Fires - 7
Ashlyn Molloy - 8
Aubrey Gold - 8
August Ames - 9
August Taylor - 8,B
Aurora Jolie - 8
Austin Taylor - * S
Ava Adams - 8,B
Avril Sun - 6,B
Bailey Bae - 8
Bailey Brooke - 8
Bella Bellz - 6
Blondie Boom - 6, B
Blondie Fesser - 6, S
Brandi Love - 8, B
Breanne Benson - 8
Brianna Love - 8,B
Bugatti Bubblez - 8,B,G
Cadence Lux - 6
Cali Carter - 8
Candice Dare 7, B
Carla Cox - 6, B
Carmen Callaway - 7
Cassandra Nix - 8
Chanel Preston - 8, B
Chanell Heart - 8
Chantel Fox - 8,B,G
Cherie Deville - 9, G
Christy Mack *
Ciara Bugatti - 8,B
Cindy Starfall - 7, B, S
Claire Robbins - 6
Columbia - 7,G
Corina Blake - 8,G
Dakota James - 9, B, G
Dakota Skye - 7, B, P
Dani Daniels - 9, B, G
Dani Dolce - 8
Dayna Vendetta - 7, B
Dessirae Rose - 6, B
Destiny Dixon - 9,B
Diamond Foxxx - 8
Diamond Kitty 7,B, U
Dillion Harper - 7, B
Donna Red - 7,B,G
Elsa Dream - 8,B,G
Emma Heart - 7,G
Emma Starr - 5
Erica Fontes - 9,B
Eva Lovia *
Farrah Flower - 7
Felicity Feline - 7
Flower Tucci - *
Foxy Di - 7,G
Franceska Jaimes - 7,G
Gia Paige - 7
Gianna Nicole - 8, G
Gigi Rivera - 7, P
Gina Valentina - 7
Goldie Ortiz - 7
Halle Von - 8 (new)
Harley Dean - 8
Harley Jade - 7
Holly Halston - 8
Holly Michaels - 8,B
Isabella Obregón - 6, P
Isabella Taylor - 8,G
Izzy Bell - 7, G
Jada Stevens * S
Jade Nile - 7
Jamie Jackson - 7
Jamie Valentine 6, P
Janice Griffith - 8, G
Jayden James - 7, B
Jayla Foxx - 8,G
Jaylene Rio - 7
Jasmine Summers - 8, G
Jazmin Kashmere - 7
Jenni Lee - 9, B
Jennifer White - 7, B
Jessa Rhodes - 6
Jessica Hull - 7, B
Jessie Rodgers - 7,G
Jillian Janson - 8,G
Juelz Ventura - 7, B, G
Julianna Vega *
Jynx Maze - * S
Kagney Linn Karter - 8, G
Kami Andrews - 7, G
Kapri Styles - 8, G
Kapriznaya - 7 (new)
Karen White - 7
Karla Kush - 8,B,P
Karlee Grey - 7,G
Karmen Karma - 6 , G
Kate England - 7,B, G
Katerina Kay - 7, G
Katie St.Ives - 8, B
Katrina Jade *
Keisha Grey - 7, B
Kelly Diamond - 7, G
Kelly Divine - *
Kelsi Monroe *
Kendra Lust - 8,B
Kiara Mia - 7 B,P
Kiera Winters - (Pending)
Kiki Minaj - 9, B,G
Kimber Lee - 8,P
Kimmy Granger - 7, G
Kimmy Olsen 5, P
Kira Adams - 7, G
Kitty Caprice - 9
Kitty Kat - 8
Krissy Lynn - 8,B
Kristina Rose 9,B,G
Kylie Page - 8
Layla London - 7
Layla Price - 8,B
Leah Gotti - 7,B
Lela Star -7, G
Lezley Zen - 8,B
Lily Love - 7
Lily Rader - 7
Lisa Ann - 8
Liza Del Sierra - 9,B
Liza Rowe *
Lizzie Bell - 8
Lola Bulgari - 9
Lola Taylor 6
London Keyes - 8
Lucy Tyler - 6, Sy
Luna Star - 8,G,B
Luscious Lopez - 7
Maci May - 7, G
Maddy O'Reilly - 8
Madison Chandler *
Madison Ivy - 7
Madison Parker - 8
Mahogany Bliss - 7
Makayla Cox - 6
Makenna Blue - 8
Mandy Muse - 8, G
Manuel Ferrara - 8,B
Marie Luv - 7,B,G,U
Marley Brinx - 7
Marsha May - 7,B
Mattie Borders - 7
Maya Bijou - 8,B,G
Mea Melone - 7,G
Megan Rain - 8,B,G
Melanie Memphis - 8,G
Melina Mason - 7
Mellanie Monroe - 6,B
Mercedes Carrera - 6,G
Mia Khalifa - 8,B,G
Mia Malkova - *
Mia Pearl - 8
Michelle Martinez - 9,B
Mika Tan - 8,B,G
Miko Lee - 8,B,G
Mischa Brooks - 8,B
Miss Cherokee (Pending)
Missy Martinez - 7, G
Monica Santhiago - 8,B,G
Monique Alexander - 8
Ms Natural - 7,B
Nadia Styles - 7,G
Naomi Woods - 7
Natalia Starr - 8
Natalie Monroe - 8,B
Naughty Sinnamon - 8,B,G
Nicole Aniston - 8,B,G
Nikki Benz - 7
Nikki Nine - 8
Ninety Nine - 8,G
Nyomi Banxxx - 8,B
Patty Michova - 6, G, B
Paula Shy - 5,B
Payton West - 8
Pinky - 8,B
Piper Perri - 7,G
Rachel Roxxx - 5
Rachel Starr - 9,B,G
Rahyndee James - 8
Rebecca Linares - 7,B
Rebecca Moore - 8,B
Remy Lacroix - *, B, G
Rikki Six - 7,G
Riley Reid - 8,B
Roc and Shay - 9
Romi Rain - 8,G,B
Roxy Heat - 8
Roxy Reynolds - 9
Ryan Conner - 8,G
Ryan Ryder - 7
Ryan Smiles - 7,G
Sadie Blair - 7,G
Sandra Luberc - 7
Samantha Saint - 7,B,G
Sammie Spades - 7,G
Sara Jay - 8, G
Sarah Banks - 8,B,G
Sasha Grey - 7
Satin Bloom - 6, G
Savannah Fox - 5, G
Scarlett Wild - 6
Shae Summers - 6 B
Sheena Shaw - 7,B, P
Shrima Malati - 7
Shyla Stylez - 7,G
Sinnamon Love - 9,B,G
Skin Diamond - 8,B
Sophia Castello - 9
Sophia Leone - 5, B, P
Sophia Steele - 7,B
Sophie Dee - 8,G
Staci Silverstone - 7
Stacy Jay - 9,G
Stevie Shae - 8
Summer Brielle - 8
Sunny Lane - 6,B
Sydney Cole - 8
Taylor Whyte - 5
Teanna Trump - *
Tiffany Mynx - 9,G
Tiffany Watson - 6, B, G
Tory Lane - 8
Trixie Tao - 7, B, G
Uma Jolie - 7,B
Valentina Nappi - 7,B,G
Valerie Kay - 7
Valerie Luxe - 6.5,B,U
Veronica Avluv - 7, G
Veronica Rodriguez - 7,B
Vicki Chase - 9,B
Victoria Cakes - 8,G
Victoria Summers - 6.5, B, P
Virgo Peridot - 6, B, G
Whitney Westgate - 7, B
Willow Hayes - 8, G, B
Zaya Cassidy - 8,B,G

Six Years and Seven Days

This is pretending that Bellamy could hear Clarke talking all those years, she just can’t hear him responding, and that the ship at the end is them coming back to Earth. 

So…pain. 


Day Three

“Bellamy…are you up there? Are you alive? Is anyone alive?”

Static.

“I only woke up yesterday. At least, I think it was yesterday. I barely made it into the bunker in time, but I made it. And the computer says it’s been three days since the radiation hit, and I was so hungry I thought I might die. Please tell me you didn’t die.”

Silence.

“Bellamy, my mom was right. In a way. My face is disgusting, covered in boils. You’d be laughing at me…probably. Because she was right but so were you. I’m not dead Bellamy. I hope you aren’t either.”

His fingers slammed on the respond button, pushing it down to the point of it feeling like it would crack from the pressure.

“I’m not dead, Clarke. I’m not dead.”

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Day Ninety-Nine

-In a battle of etiquette-based oneupmanship, I found myself engaged in an ever-reciprocating chain of goodbyes and waves. My opponent: a four year-old with a penchant for trucks. The sparring waged on until, after the thirty-seventh goodbye, the tired mother hushed her son, leaving me as the reigning champion.

-A six year-old tore the bag of a Minecraft toy and insisted to his mother that she had to buy it now, that it was her duty to purchase the damaged goods. Whether a sincere act of guilt or simply a masterful career-making con, it was ultimately in vain, as the mother hid the evidence and led her children on a grand escape.

-A man attempted to leave his empty Starbucks cup at a vacant register to get away with not throwing it away himself. Unfortunately for him, this had actually been my register, and I had stepped away momentarily. My return was perfectly timed as I successfully spooked the life out of him and he swiftly snatched it up and made a run for it. Justice prevails once more.

-I caught a woman in her forties Instagramming her Starbucks experience. Not with a picture of her drink, but rather, the entire Starbucks. I am deeply and truly proud of this woman for living her life to the fullest.

-I listened, enraptured, as two girls debated whether or not they share a mother. I only wish I could have heard the conclusion.

-Today, we at my store are facing the unspeakable: a near-complete bag shortage. We have been raiding adjacent lanes for whatever bags they had to spare, but these resources will soon dry up. We are left with few options. Our next raid will have to be a nearby location. We must survive. Whatever the cost.

-“Don’t talk to me, I have to go to Walmart,” A mother snapped at her children. I understand. I, too, can lose my temper when facing such a harrowing realization.

-In the midst of a casual conversation, a guest dropped that she “is going to eat the heiny out of a horse.” I do not know her, and I may be overstepping my bounds here, but please LEAVE THE HORSE ALONE.

-A couple came through my lane and purchased only a large bottle of lube. This in itself did not faze me, however, the payment did. As he handed me his cash, I noticed that the middle two fingers on his dominant hand had been broken and were in a cast. Clearly, this is a man who has learned his lesson the hard way.

Jewel In The Crown (M)

florist!kihyun, 15.1k, he knows what beautiful is but he’s also a bit jealous and has shitty friends

warning: smut (kihyun is a virgin, his first time, oral for both, slightly dom!kihyun i guess??)

“You look really nice by the way…Ignore that. You look beautiful. You’re the most beautiful girl I’ve ever known.”

Originally posted by wonhontology

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anonymous asked:

I wish tumblr could do the whole "Separate the bad parts of someone's legacy or work from the good parts." Yes, Kinsey did creepy stuff, X poet or writer was homophobic, and unicorns are racist, that doesn't mean we should just totally ignore them.

you basically have to write off the ninety nine point something percent of all humans who ever lived that did not grow up with your very specific set of values

that seems limiting

Fever*

Pairing: Steve Rogers x Reader
Featuring: Vision, Tony, Bucky, Thor, Clint and Natasha, Wanda, Rhodey (all three mentioned).
Rating: Explicit - 18+ only
Summary: Reader surprises Steve, throwing a 40’s themed party to celebrate his 99th birthday at the compound with the other Avengers’ complicity.
Word Count: 3.8k
Genre: NSFW/SMUT
Warnings: mild swearing, some fluff, mentions of alcohol/hangover, lingerie fetish [?], slight Dom!Steve, light dirty talking, oral sex (male receiving), uniform kink - (clothed sex), exhibitionism/outdoor sex, neck holding and semi-protected sex. - This fic assumes Reader is on the pill. [No glove, no love!]
Author’s Note: Happy birthday to the first successful - and our all time favorite - super soldier who turns 99 this year! xxx The title is a reference to Fever covered by Peggy Lee, which inspired me a lot when I wrote this. Enjoy.

   New Avengers Facility

Placing a hand on your hip, you stared at the ballroom decorations inspired from the forties. With the help of every Avenger, you’d spent the past couple days, working on the hall of the Avengers compound as your grandparents had also gladly gotten involved in your surprise for Steve’s birthday.

They’d told you everything they could remember about their time in that era and gave you the best indications on what you had to do to bring that famous portion of the twentieth century back into our modern times.

They remembered a lot and their help made everything look perfect. You were beyond grateful. From the improvised ballroom and the private quarters, everything was subtly decked out, and it looked like as though it was straight out of a movie set. The guests arrived in appropriate forties attire.

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The Ninety-Nine (99) Names of Allah:

Prophet MuHammad said in the Hadith narrated by al-Bukhariyy, what means: “Certainly, Allah has ninety-nine Names (99), one hundred minus one. Whoever memorizes them and understands their meanings will enter Paradise.“ The Names of Allah are uncountable. However, the Prophet mentioned ninety-nine Names in one Hadith, which have a specific merit. They are:

  1. Allah الله: The One Who has the Godhood, which is the power to create the entities.
  2. Ar-Rahman الرحمن: The One Who has an abundance of mercy for the believers and the blasphemers in this world and exclusively for the believers in the Hereafter.
  3. Ar-Rahim الرحيم: The One Who has an abundance of mercy for the believers.
  4. Al-Malik الملك: The One with absolute Dominion, and the One Whose Dominion is clear of imperfection.
  5. Al-Quddus القدوس: The One Who is pure from any imperfection and clear of children and adversaries.
  6. As-Salam السلام: The One Who is clear of every imperfection.
  7. Al-Mu’min المؤمن: The One Who witnessed for Himself that no one is God but Him; and Who witnessed for His believers that they are truthful in their belief that no one is God but Him.
  8. Al-Muhaymin المهيمن: The One Who witnesses the saying and deeds of His creatures.
  9. Al-^Aziz العزيز: The One who defeats and is not defeated.
  10. Al-Jabbar الجبار: The One for Whom nothing happens in His dominion except what He willed.
  11. Al-Mutakabbir المتكبر: The One Who is clear of the attributes of the creatures and of resembling them.
  12. Al-Khaliq الخالق: The One Who brings everything from non-existence to existence.
  13. Al-Bari’ البارئ: The Creator Who has the Power to turn the entities from one state to another.
  14. Al-Musawwir المصور: The One Who forms His creatures in different pictures.
  15. Al-Ghaffar الغفار: The One Who forgives the sins of His slaves time and time again.
  16. Al-Qahhar القهار: The Subduer Who has the perfect Power and is not powerless over anything.
  17. Al-Wahhab الوهاب: The One Who is Generous in giving plenty without any return.
  18. Ar-Razzaq الرزاق: The One Who makes the Sustenance reach His slaves. Sustenance is everything that benefits, whether Halal or Haram.
  19. Al-Fattah الفتاح: The One Who opens for His slaves the closed worldly and religious matters.
  20. Al-^Alim العليم: The Knowledgeable; the One from Whose Knowledge nothing is hidden.
  21. Al-Qabid القابض,
  22. Al-Basit الباسط: The One Who constricts the sustenance by His Wisdom and expands and widens it with His Generosity and Mercy.
  23. Al-Khafid الخافض,
  24. Ar-Rafi^ الرافع: The One Who demotes whomever He willed by His Destruction and elevates whomever He willed by His Endowment.
  25. Al-Mu^izz المعز,
  26. Al-Mudhill المذل: The One Who gives esteem to whomever He willed; hence there is no one to degrade him. The One Who degrades whomever He willed; hence there is no one to give him esteem.
  27. As-Sami^ السميع: The One Who Hears all hearable things by His Eternal Hearing without an ear, instrument, or organ.
  28. Al-Basir البصير: The One Who Sees all seeable things by His eternal Sight without a pupil or any other instrument.
  29. Al-Hakam الحكم: The One Who is the Ruler, and His Judgement is His Saying.
  30. Al-^Adl العدل: The One Who is entitled to do what He does.
  31. Al-Latif اللطيف: The One Who is kind to His slaves and gives them endowments.
  32. Al-Khabir الخبير: The One Who knows the truth of things.
  33. Al-Halim الحليم: The One Who delays the punishment for those who deserve it and then He may forgive them.
  34. Al-^Adhim العظيم: The One Who deserves the Attributes of Exaltation, Glory, Extolement, and Purity from all imperfection.
  35. Al-Ghafur الغفور: The One Who forgives in abundance.
  36. Ash-Shakur الشكور: The One Who gives ample reward for little obedience.
  37. Al-^Aliyy العلي: The One Who is clear of the attributes of the creatures.
  38. Al-Kabir الكبير: The One Who is greater in status than everything.
  39. Al-Hafidh الحفيظ: The One Who protects whatever and whomever He willed (to protect).
  40. Al-Muqit المقيت: The One Who has the Power.
  41. Al-Hasib الحسيب: The One Who gives the satisfaction.
  42. Al-Jalil الجليل: The One Who is attributed with greatness of Power and Glory of status.
  43. Al-Karim الكريم: The One Who is clear of abjectness.
  44. Ar-Raqib الرقيب: The One from Whom nothing is absent. Hence its meaning is related to the Attribute of Knowledge.
  45. Al-Mujib المجيب: The One Who answers those in need when they ask Him and rescues the yearners if they call upon Him.
  46. Al-Wasi^ الواسع: The Knowledgeable.
  47. Al-Hakim الحكيم: The One Who is correct in His doings.
  48. Al-Wadud الودود: The One Who loves His believing slaves and His believing slaves love Him. His love to His slaves is His Will to be merciful to them and to praise them: Hence its meaning is related to the Attributes of the Will and Kalam. Kalam is the Attribute with which Allah orders and forbids and with which He spoke to Muhammad and Musa. It is not a sound, nor a language, nor a letter.
  49. Al-Majid المجيد: The One Who is Attributed with perfect Power, High Status, and Generosity.
  50. Al-Ba^ith الباعث: The One Who resurrects His slaves after death for reward and/or punishment.
  51. Ash-Shahid الشهيد: The One from Whom nothing is absent.
  52. Al-Haqq الحق: The One Who truly exists, i.e., the One Whose Existence is confirmed.
  53. Al-Wakil الوكيل: The One Who gives the satisfaction and is relied upon.
  54. Al-Qawiyy القوى: The One with the complete Power.
  55. Al-Matin المتين: The One with extreme Power which is uninterrupted, and Who does not get tired.
  56. Al-Waliyy الولي: The Supporter.
  57. Al-Hamid الحميد: The Praised One Who deserves to be praised.
  58. Al-MuHsi المحصى: The One Who knows the count of things.
  59. Al-Mubdi’ المبدئ: The One Who started the human being, that is, He created them.
  60. Al-Mu^id المعيد: The One Who brings back the creatures after death.
  61. Al-Muhyi المحيي: The One Who brought out a living human from seminal fluid that does not have a soul. He quickens the dead by returning the souls to the decayed bodies on the Resurrection Day and He makes the hearts alive with the light of knowledge.
  62. Al-Mumit المميت: The One Who renders the living dead.
  63. Al-Hayy الحي: The One Who is attributed with a Life that is unlike our life and is not that of a combination of soul, flesh, and blood.
  64. Al-Qayyum القيوم: The One Whose Existence does not end.
  65. Al-Wajid الواجد: The Rich Who is never poor. Wajd means Richness.
  66. Al-Majid الماجد: The One Who is Majid (see #49).
  67. Al-Wahid الواحد: The One Who is without a partner.
  68. As-Samad الصمد: The Master Who is relied upon in matters and is resorted to in one’s needs.
  69. Al-Qadir القادر: The One Who is attributed with Power.
  70. Al-Muqtadir المقتدر: The One with the perfect Power from Whom nothing is withheld.
  71. Al-Muqaddim المقدم,
  72. Al-Mu’akhkhir المؤخر: The One Who puts things in their right places. He advances whatever He wills and delays whatever He wills.
  73. Al-‘Awwal الأول: The One whose Existence is without a beginning.
  74. Al-‘Akhir الآخر: The One whose Existence is without an end.
  75. Adh-Dhahir الظاهر,
  76. Al-Batin الباطن: The One above Whom nothing exists and underneath Whom nothing exists; hence He exists without a place. His Existence is obvious by proofs. He is clear of the delusions of bodily attributes.
  77. Al-Wali الوالي: The One Who owns things and manages them.
  78. Al-Muta^ali المتعال: The One Who is clear of the attributes of the creation.
  79. Al-Barr البر: The One Who is kind to His creatures, Who covered them with His sustenance and specified whomever He willed among them with His support, protection, and special mercy.
  80. At-Tawwab التواب: The One Who grants repentance to whomever He willed among His creatures.
  81. Al-Muntaqim المنتقم: The One Who victoriously prevails over His enemies and punishes them for their sins. It may also mean the One Who destroys them.
  82. Al-^Afuww العفو: The One with vast forgiveness.
  83. Ar-Ra’uf الرؤوف: The One with extreme Mercy. The Mercy of Allah is His Will to endow mercy, etc. upon whomever He willed.
  84. Malikul-Mulk مالك الملك: The One Who has the dominion and gives dominion to whomever He willed.
  85. Dhul-Jalal Wal-‘Ikram ذو الجلال و الإكرام: The One Who deserves to be Exalted and not denied.
  86. Al-Muqsit المقسط: The One Who is Just in His Judgment.
  87. Al-Jami^ الجامع: The One Who gathers the creatures on a day there is no doubt about, that is, the Day of Judgment.
  88. Al-Ghaniyy الغني: The One Who does not need the creation.
  89. Al-Mughni المغني: The One Who satisfies the necessities of the creatures.
  90. Al-Mani^ المانع: The Supporter Who protects and gives victory to His pious believers.
  91. Ad-Darr الضار,
  92. An-Nafi^ النافع: The One Who makes harm reach to whomever He willed and benefit to whomever He willed.
  93. An-Nur النور: The One Who guides.
  94. Al-Hadi الهادي: The One with Whose Guidance His believers were guided, and with Whose Guidance the living beings have been guided to what is beneficial for them and protected from what is harmful to them.
  95. Al-Badi^ البديع: The One Who created the creation and formed it without any preceding example.
  96. Al-Baqi الباقي: The One for Whom non-existence is impossible.
  97. Al-Warith الوارث: The One Whose Existence does not come to an end.
  98. Ar-Rashid الرشيد: The One Who guides.
  99. As-Sabur الصبور: The One Who does not quickly punish the sinners.

And Allah knows best.

és tudja!
  • gyerekeim: anya te meddig tudsz elszámolni angolul?
  • én: bármeddig. addig, mint magyarul.
  • nagy: hogy van az, hogy 11?
  • én: eleven.
  • gyerekeim: ....
  • nagy: és hogy 130?
  • én: one hundred and thirty.
  • gyerekeim: ...........
  • kicsi: és hogy tízmillió?
  • én: ten million.
  • gyerekeim: de ezt hogy??????!!!!!!
  • én: hát hogy taníthatnék úgy, hogy csak ezerig tudom a számokat?
  • gyerekeim: ......... húúú. és a 9999999?
  • én: nine million nine hundred and ninety-nine thousand nine hundred and ninety-nine.
  • gyerekeim: ATYAISTEN!!!!! EZT IS TUDJA!!!!!!

anonymous asked:

do you have any fic recs?

EBuckle up. This is only took me three weeks to formulate an answer for okay because I read SO MANY FICS (like not kidding sometimes upwards of ten or twelve a day) and this ask is MAKING ME PICK????

I’ll put them in neat little ship categories too, so I don’t look like a completely uncultured reader.

**** = My faves. 

 I’ll designate my fics too, because why not shamelessly promote myself while I’m here. 

Victor/Yuuri (Victuuri):

  1. Take My Hand, Take My Whole Life Too [T, 1.6k] by  shingeki_no_llama  | Victor Nikiforov thinks he knows just who has their thoughts scrawled so carelessly on the back of his hand. He can only pray he is right.———Soulmate AU where the thoughts of your soulmate inscribe themselves on your skin in a temporary ever-changing tattoo
  2. Viktor!!! on Ice {E. 2.3k} by  timelordofrassilon Yuuri sent a prayer of thanks to the gods for whoever invented ice cubes. He stood in the onsen, body hot and steaming from the water at his waist, while Viktor’s cold tongue slid up the curve of his neck.
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    Fluffy, in-character onsen sex that is also 100% raunchy ice skater porn. They confess their fantasies. There are ice cubes. Yuuri talks about his body pillow.

  3. ****Unwritten {T, 34k} by  kaizuka |  Soulmates AU where whatever you write on your own skin appears on your soulmate, but when there is a language barrier, meeting becomes just a little more difficult than it should be.
  4. hold me hard and mellow {M, 3k} by  YuuriVityaNyan (NarryEm) | Training with Viktor is … hard.  In more ways than one.It doesn’t take long for Yuuri to realise that if Viktor is going to coach him, there are few things that he has to work out first.  One of which is his not so little crush on the Russian skater.  And, of course, he has to figure out how the heck he is going to skate to ‘eros’ for the skate-off.
  5. ****************Until My Feet Bleed and My Heart Aches  {E, 197k} by Reiya   | ‘…Of all the rivalries in the world of sports over the years, perhaps none has become so legendary as that of Russian figure skater Viktor Nikiforov and his rival, Japanese Yuuri Katsuki…’A single event changes the course of Yuuri’s life, throwing him into a bitter rivalry with Viktor Nikiforov that spans across his entire skating career. But as the years go on, rivalry and hatred begin to develop into something very different and Yuuri doesn’t seem to be able to stay away, no matter how hard he tries.Hatred and love are two sides of the same coin and even though everything changes, some things are still meant to be.
  6. all the world’s a stage {E, 112k} by braveten | Everyone has a guilty pleasure.For Yuuri, it just happens to be romance movies starring famous heartthrob Victor Nikiforov.(And, honestly, on the spectrum of guilty pleasures, he figures that his is on the far, far more innocent side.)
  7. ****Even if I Tried {T, 6k} by  deathbycoldopen | He took his place next to Viktor in the kiss and cry, floating like ash over the wreckage of the fire. He took the water bottle Viktor offered with a murmured thank you, and stared out at the ice. Distantly, he couldn’t quite believe that the surface was still frozen.“Did it really feel that good?”His eyes flickered over to Viktor, then back to the ice. There was a different kind of heat invading his cheeks now, all too familiar and unwelcome. “Um,” he said quietly. “Mostly I just wanted people to feel good watching it.”Lie. He’d only thought of one person. The man who’d regularly had underwear thrown onto the ice along with the flowers, the man who’d had four scandalous and highly publicized affairs with models and other skaters before the age of twenty, the man that Yuuri couldn’t hope to keep but desperately wanted to.

My Victuuri Fics:

  1. Like The Ache Of Life {T, 1k} | Victor lives a life of aching limbs, high spins, and blades against ice.
    He’s trapped.——–
    Or that one fic that’s not as angsty as the description makes it sound, and where two boys fall in love.


Otabek/Yuri (Otayuri):

  1. Sonata in A Major {T, 8k} by Lumieres | Yuri is like a meteorite, caught in his atmosphere. If he doesn’t take care of him, he’ll completely burn up, and there won’t be anything left for him to salvage.(Or: Three times, Yuri and Otabek kiss, only to never speak about it again.)
  2. **** Teach Me Just What Fast Is {E, 3k} by Zee |  “You don’t like it when other people tell you what to do,” Otabek said, “but you accept it from me. Why is that?”Yuri likes it when Otabek bosses him around, and Otabek calls him on it.
  3. How Long You Walked For (til you got lost tonight) {T, 3k} by  LiviKate | “Stop apologizing,” Yuri snapped at him. “You told me you loved me, and now you’re just thanking me and apologizing. It’s weird.”Or, in which Otabek falls in love and doesn’t notice when Yuri does, too.
  4. *****fingers crossed my obsession with you is tameable {E, 5k} by  seaworn | “I think I didn’t quite grasp it. Show me again?” Yuri asked breathlessly.Otabek bit his lower lip, eyes lighting up in joy.“Alright.”**Yuri and Otabek meet on New Year’s Eve.
  5. **********  From Almaty, With Love {E, 71k} by BoxWineConfessions ( @boxwineconfession ) | It’s quiet here. Even if the car alarm on the neighbor’s goddamn BMW has been going off for the past twenty minutes. Quiet, even though the alarm’s got the neighbor’s dog howling like crazy, and the neighbor works second shift and isn’t there to comfort the dumb dog.It’s quiet…They haven’t spoken to each other since that morning, when Yuri went off to go see his tutor, and Otabek went off to do whatever the hell it was he did in the mornings before he hit the rink.“You’re used to the noise?”“Yeah, but…I think I like the quiet too.”Or: Yuri spends the summer with Otabek in Almaty. (this one is my fave I WOULD DIE FOR IT and im not at all biased. Just check out the author’s profile and read all the fics there okay? Okay.) 
  6. ****Endurance and Peach Tea {G, 11k} by  chapstickaddict | Yuri hummed. His body didn’t uncurl, but instead of pressing his face into the fold of his legs, he rested it on his crossed forearms. Tilting his face towards Otabek, he looked for the bronze metal. The colorful ribbon snuck into the folds of his jacket, hiding his prize from view. Yuri reached out, and Otabek let him pull the ribbon to bring the metal into the light.It was beautiful. Heavy and ornate, with the front masterfully detailed. The perfect symbol of success. Yuri flipped it over, admiring Otabek’s name carved along the back.Wait.“Did they spell your name wrong?” he demanded, straightening. Otabek made a noise beside him.
  7. ****Yours, Mine, Ours {T, 5k} by aphhun   | Otabek blinked himself back into the conversation and turned towards Viktor. Without thinking, against what he tried his hardest to keep from happening, he inquired-“Your Yuuri’s, or my Yuri’s?”-In which Otabek has always been careful not to use Viktor’s “My Yuuri/Your Yuri” reference system but indulges in the habit on Live television, and Yuri has a damn heart attack.
  8. Permanently {T, 14k} by  HugsandButterflyKisses |  What’s with you asshole
    Otabek sat stunned before looking at it again. That couldn’t be right. His soulmate wasn’t going to say that the first time they met.
    Otabek looked once again.
    What’s with you asshole was neatly printed on his left thigh.
    or
    The soulmate au where the first words your soulmate says to you are tattooed on your skin. Otabek can’t wait to get his but the mark is not what he expected. Neither is his soulmate.

  9. ************Shutter-Release {M, 7k} by  kaijoskopycat |  Otabek Altin has been a fashion photographer for longer than he cares to think about and he’s never been as moved by a model as he is when he meets Yuri Plisetsky, one of the most unconventional personalities for a top model out there. (all i can say is HOT DAMN)

My Otayuri Fics: 

  1. Raincheck {T, 1k}“You’ll be better before I leave.” Otabek hums; tracing the patterns of his upcoming routine on Yuri’s thighs.Yuri meets his eyes. “And if I’m not?”“Then I’ll just take a raincheck.”
    ——–
    Or that fic where Yuri is sick and Otabek is simply the best.
  2. A Journey To Love {Not Yet Rated, WIP, Currently 6k+, 2/10 chapters} |  For Otabek and Yuri, love is a journey.

    Or, ninety-nine scenes of them falling in love and one where they finally say it.
    (WIP)
  3. An Errant Spark {E, WIP, 14k+ Currently} |  The future, convoluted and ever-changing as it is, doesn’t come to Yuri easily. ——- Or that Hero/Fair AU will all kinds of other things thrown in. (WIP)
  4. With Us Went The Sun {T, 1.5k} | It’s one forty-five in the morning and the sky is bright. Not with stars or the lights of buildings rising through the night, but bright like day. Lit with shades of pale yellow like some old forgotten painting; phosphorescent as it burns, and blinding.Otabek forces his stinging eyes away, and looks to Yuri. (Warning: ANGST)
  5. Someday, In This Morning Light {G, .6k} |  This life is filled with simple beauty, and Otabek relishes silent moments such as this one, where he can do no more than observe and collect memories. (Drabble)
  6. Hear Me Roar {Explicit, 13k+} |  Yuri can’t remember when it started; has no idea when the first instance of Otabek’s control over him was displayed. But somewhere over their three years of friendship, Yuri realized that not only does he listen to Otabek, he enjoys  it. (A Six Part Series)

Phichit/Seung-Gil (SeungChuChu):

  1. Bite Me {T, 3k} by  EttaMills |  Phichit Chulanont looks so innocent. Who knew, underneath, was a sharp-tooth predator who is very protective of his friends?
    Feature Seung Gil’s first date and him not knowing how to act around this ball of sunshine and Yuuri and Phichit being adorably supportive of each other.

  2. take a picture (it’ll last longer) {T, 4k} by  aozu | Phichit takes a lot of photos.And by a lot, Seung-gil means a fuck ton.


That’s all for now folks. :)

anonymous asked:

I NEED a BLURB ABOUT HOLDING HARRY BC HE is sad about his performance and you comfort him pleaseeee

Here you go, have some fluff :)


Saturday Night

He was nervous.

He didn’t want me or anyone else to know he was, but I could tell. And who wouldn’t be? It was his first performance in over a year, and his first ever as a solo artist. I would have been nothing but a ball of nerves if it were me. He’d paced back and forth in the green room, spreading his fingers out as far as they would go, bringing them back into a fist over and over again, repeating the cycle each time he’d make it to the other end of the room and turn around on his heels.

I’d sat quietly on the sofa, nibbling on the display of fruit and crackers that sat in the middle of the coffee table. I was nervous too, but I said nothing unless it was to reply to a question, giving him the most space I possibly could. I’d asked him earlier if he would rather I took a seat in the audience, but he assured me he wanted me backstage, waiting for his return. Though he never expressed why exactly, I took it to mean he wanted me to be there for him, for him to see my face and perhaps share an embrace after he’d walked off stage, and I took comfort in that.

I’d watched his first performance on the monitor in the green room, sitting on the edge of my seat, my hands tucked underneath my thighs as I bit my bottom lip. By the end of the song, I’d felt my eyes well up, quickly wiping them away with the back of my hand before he saw. I could tell as soon as he walked in that he was less than pleased with himself. He’d missed a couple of notes, his voice raspier than usual from all the practicing, and once he’d even had to drop a word at the end of the phrase due to lack of air. I knew he had to be mentally scolding himself. But I’d thought it was flawless. He’d done it. He was Harry Styles, rockstar.

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