Eren: Hey captain, why does Commander Nile always look constipated?

Levi: Hell if I know. Why?

Eren: Because. *whispers* He`s full of bullshit.

Levi: *laughs beautifully*


Nile: This is why the Military Police is here to help you, we-

Eren: *whispers* Guess he took a laxative, `cause all the bullshit`s spewing out of him.

Levi: *Laughs and startles everyone at the meeting*

Nile: Ahem is there something to discuss? Cadet?

Eren: Nope. Just talking shit.

Levi: *falls out of his chair laughing*


According to the Q and A with Isayama (, Levi would most likely laugh by seeing “super convenient cleaning goods”.

Levi doesn’t laugh much because it makes him look like a serial killer.

Poor Nile.

I hope they do a spin off manga about Erwin’s life.

What happened to his mother. What his bond with his father was like, how he was in class. How he reacted to his fathers death and where he lived until he was old enough to join the military.

His trainee time. The first time he met Nile and Mike, how they became friends. Seeing him excelling in all subjects. The three of them visiting the bar Marie worked at. The awkward love triangle between him, Marie and Nile. Mike making fun of them.

When he and Mike joined the SC and Nile the MP, the possible arguments they had about this.

Seeing Erwin rising in the ranks. How he killed titans and how he came up with new strategies. How he and Keith Shadis worked together.

The first time he met Hanji. How their bond developed. How he cultivated Mike and Hanji’s talents and built up a bond of trust.

We’ve seen how he met Levi. But afterwards, when Levi decided to stay in the SC. How their relationship developed. How Levi went from not liking Erwin, to completely trusting him.

His relationship with Nile changing, how they went from best friends to what they are now.

Erwin becoming Commander. Him further developing strategies, getting funding for the SC. Him giving Hanji, Mike and others the space and resources to develop their special talents. Him dealing with the stress of the job.

And most of all, a look inside his mind. How does he come up with these brilliant tactics? Him struggling with the guilt of seeing his comrades die. Him reacting to Mike’s death. His day to day interactions with his collegues.

Erwin, Mike, Hanji, Levi and the other vets having fun on their rare moments off.

I just want to see all of this. But it’ll probably never happen.