The beginning of the script to Something Rotten!: The Rotten Sequel
  • William Shakespeare: *sitting at a bar, drinking a beer, surrounded by copies of his own plays, and talking to a man in a dark cloak with a hood concealing his face*
  • William Shakespeare: Nick Bottom? I haven't heard that name in years.
  • Nick Bottom: *rips cloak off* WELL, LUCKY YOU, BECAUSE YOU'RE ALL I EVER HEAR ABOUT
  • William Shakespeare: *incoherent shrieking*