Last night I saw a huge-ass spider on my sheets right as I was falling alseep and I spent the rest of the night panicking over thoughts of a big black spider crawling on my face as I slept. All I want to see today, and all my mind can handle, is:

*photos of grown men kissing dogs or puppies.

*The Monty Python “Confuse A Cat” sketch

*reading that doesn’t go beyond Youtube comments in terms of sophistication

*Any Luke Haines lyrics apart from “What Happens When We Die”, or excerpts from Bad Vibes.

*.gifs of Nick Cave dancing, or .gifs from the video for “Bloom” by Einsturzende Neubauten.

*30 Rock quotes.

*photos featuring more than three Corgis.

There are probably more, but that’s all I’ve got for now.