Author John Green Arrested For Masturbating In Public Movie Theather
New York Times Best Seller, John Green was recently arrested this past weekend when he went to the film adaptation of his novel, The Fault In Our Stars. Employees at the local theater said that Green had been at the theater for the past 16 hours, watching multiple viewings of The Fault In Our Stars.
When employees when inside a theater to clean up after the last viewing, they found Green naked, covered in soda and popcorn. Employees tried to remove Green from the theater but Green kept running around the theater, masturbating and demanding they play the film again.
When police arrived, they were finally able to capture Green. Upon leaving the theater, Green could be heard yelling “When was the last time the girl kissed the boy in a teen romance?”
A few years ago, award-winning animal photographer Seth Casteel became an overnight sensation when his photos of dogs underwater went viral. What followed was a book deal that resulted in the New York Times best-seller Underwater Dogs.
Casteel’s new book, out Sept. 16, is possibly the only thing cuter thanUnderwater Dogs:Underwater Puppies.
Casteel on the logistics of photographing puppies underwater
I’m wearing a dog costume so that the dogs can feel like I’m one of the pack. … Just kidding. … I usually just wear a wet suit just in case. You know, if you spend 12 hours in a pool with a bunch of dogs, inevitably you’re going to get scratched up a little bit. So I do wear a wet suit. But I just hold my breath — that’s about it. I’m underwater sometimes just a few seconds, sometimes 30 seconds, 60 seconds. But I have my wet suit on. I bring the toys. I bring the fun. And we just have a blast.
Sometimes, you read a book and it fills you with this weird evangelical zeal, and you become convinced that the shattered world will never be put back together unless and until all living humans read the book. And then there are books…which you can’t tell people about, books so special and rare and yours that advertising your affection feels like a betrayal.