I was looking up the alleged properties of rutilated quartz (because someone I know is into that New Age stuff to a non-harmful extent and I want to make her some jewelry) and I found this… and I just…
Rutilated Quartz absorbs mercury poisoning from nerves, muscles, blood and the intestinal tract.
There’s so much more if you look at the rest of the site, too.
Oh sweet plaguemother NO
It’s one thing to go ‘this stone helps you attract love’ and a completely different one to go ‘this stone will actually save you from heavy metal poisoning. I fucking can’t anymore with this specific corner of the spiritual side of things.
Rutilated Quartz treats respiratory tract and bronchitis, stimulates and balances the thyroid. It stimulates cell regeneration and repairs torn tissue.
Oh my…. the Wyrmwound is not deep enough for what I want to do to the writer.
Clear Quartz draws off negative energy of all kinds, neutralising background radiation, including electromagnetic smog or petrochemical emanations.
I’m not sure if the entire Wandering Contagion is big enough for what I want to do to the writer. IF YOU SIT IN A ROOM WITH A RUNNING MOTOR GET OUT OR GET THE SPACE VERY WELL VENTILATED. Do not put some crystal there.
It destroys malignant tumours and aids in tissue regeneration. Cleanses the blood. Relieves physical, emotional and psychological pain or stress. Amethyst eases headaches and releases tension. It reduces bruising, swellings, injuries, and treats hearing disorders. Amethyst heals diseases of the lungs and respiratory tract, skin conditions, cellular disorders and diseases of the digestive tract.
It continues getting worse.
It can be used to heal the kidneys, pancreas, liver, lymph nodes, spleen and issues associated with leukemia.
HOW MUCH WORSE CAN YOU GET.
Ideal for anaemia, Bloodstone purifies and fortifies the blood. It detoxifies the liver, intestines, kidneys, spleen and bladder. Bloodstone regulates and supports blood flow and aids in the circulation. It reduces pus formation, neutralises toxins and stimulates the lymphatic system, healing inflammations and infections. Bloodstone is also helpful in healing blood related cancers such as leukaemia.
A lot fucking worse.
Sweet Plaguemother, I almost feel as if people who go ‘put this stone on you to solve your leukemia’ fucking deserve what’s coming for them, but in the name of all things good and right and my own fucking consciousness, I cannot posisbly condone such blatant misinformation especially since the same site also boasts to sell ‘healing gifts’, ‘healing jewelry’ and ‘healing services’.
I checked the prices and… the ‘angel attunement’ is 15 pounds which doesn’t seem so bad (aside from the general shillery) until you see the ‘atuned to reiki level 2′ bit… and then you go and seek out those ‘attunments’ and see that level 1 is 100 pound for distance and 150 in person, and level 2 is 170/250 pounds.
So basically to get plaguekissed ‘archangel attunement’ you’d have to shell out, at the least, 295 pounds.
That is beyond being negligent misinformation, this is swindling desperate people out of their fucking money for your own damn gain and the gall the site keeper has to actually pretend to care about the health of their clients is the fucking cherry on top. How fucking dare they. How fucking dare you pretend to care about ill people when at the same time you suck the next best thing to 300 pounds out of them.