The benches in hockey dressing rooms are built so that your feet rest on the floor with your skates on which means that there are pictures of Large Professional Athletes with sock feet dangling off of the bench and I think that is a beautiful thing.
Metropolitan Division Hurricanes - the inability to get over Eric Staal (please punch somebody) Blue Jackets - Penguins Devils - Rangers Islanders - Rangers Rangers - Devils Flyers - Penguins Penguins - Flyers Capitals - Penguins note: everyone will fight the Penguins
Atlantic Division Bruins - Canadiens Sabres - Maple Leafs Red Wings - Avalanche (will fight the Lightning, Blackhawks, Leafs) Panthers - Lightning Canadiens - Bruins Senators - Maple Leafs Lightning - Panthers (will fight the Pens) Maple Leafs - Canadiens
Central Division Blackhawks - Blues (will fight the Red Wings) Avalanche - Red Wings (will fight the Blackhawks) Stars - no one can decide on a rival so they’re invalid Wild - Blackhawks (will fight the Jets) Predators - Blackhawks (beef with the Blues) (will fight Sidney Crosby) Blues - Blackhawks (beef with the Predators) (will fight Sidney Crosby) Jets - Wild note: everyone will fight the Blackhawks
Pacific Division Ducks - Kings Coyotes - Golden Knights (will fight the Kings) Flames - Oilers Oilers - Flames Kings - Ducks Sharks - Kings Canucks - Flames (will fight the Bruins) Golden Knights - Coyotes
After painstaking research, I’ve put together a comprehensive list to the best of my knowledge. Let me know if I’m completely off-base on anything.