Things that are better than the NHL’s decisions

* Stubbing your toe

* Burning yourself with a curling iron

* Biting into a pizza roll and burning your tongue

* Introducing yourself on the first day of school

* Not being able to breathe through your nose

* Cold French fries

* Hitting your funny bone

* Getting a papercut

* Drinking orange juice after brushing your teeth

* A mosquito bite in between your toes

* Smudging your nail polish

* Kerry Fraser as a referee

* Michel Therrien as a coach

* Faceoff penalty rule

* Stepping in water while wearing socks

If only the NHL was as concerned about player safety as they were about the type of pants goalies wear. 👀👀