Never-Ending-List-of-Favorite-Men

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list of random spirits encountered:

- a spirit haunting a lamppost on 3rd street. it asks for the umbrella of anyone passing by in exchange for a temporary alteration in reality

- a spirit haunting people with burdens on their mind. manifests as a pair of wings on their shoulders

May the last inch of tea in your mug still be warm.
—  Because I know you forgot about it while you were reading.
I hope that one day when I’m lying on my death bed, I’ll look back at the times I spent with you as a teenager and I’ll smile because you made me who I am. You are a part of who I am. The drunk nights in the woods and the reckless days exploring. I will look back and be happy that even when I wanted to die, there were moments I was so high off adrenaline and happiness that nothing else mattered. You have given me so many stories to tell and I will never get tired of writing new ones with you. So when the time comes, when it’s time for me to take my final breath, I will be thankful that I grew up with you.
—  Yes sel, this is for you <3
No Promises (m)

“God,” Jungkook spits out, “We told you we worked at a club before, why are you so surprised?”

You roll your eyes at his statement. “You never told me it was a strip club. What were you guys thinking?”

Synopsis: You never thought that your two closest friends would work at a club one day, especially as strippers. Now all they want to do is give you a private show.

[cr.]

Pairing: Jungkook x Reader x Yoongi // stripper!jungkook & stripper!yoongi

Genre: Smut

Word Count: 7.5k

Includes: sub reader, switch jungkook, dom yoongi, daddy kink, dirty talk, strip tease, oral & face riding, exhibitionism/voyeurism, masturbation, blowjob/throat swab, multiple orgasms, orgasm control, frottage

A/N: for @itsrainingmin and her thirsty ass… happy birthday hoe. the sin for this is toned down a few notches, huhu. thank u @addictedtonamjoon & @seoulscapes for dealing w this dilemma and keeping me on track LMFAO

tossed in some mxm action for u as well booboo ,’:^)


“You guys are… what?” You take a moment of silence to yourself so you can process the newfound information, mind dazing with lucid imagery of your two friends being…

“Strippers,” Yoongi clarifies nonchalantly. “Why are you so surprised?”

Keep reading

HUFFLEPUFF:

“When you walk through a storm
Keep your chin up high
And don’t be afraid of the dark.
At the end of a storm is a golden sky
And the sweet, silver song of a lark.
Walk on through the wind,
Walk on through the rain,
Tho’ your dreams be tossed and blown.
Walk on, walk on with hope in your heart
And you’ll never walk alone.”

–Oscar Hammerstein II (Nettie Fowler: Carousel: You’ll Never Walk Alone)

-Kinetic Abilities Prompt List D Edition

Datakinesis - Control Data

  • Anything that gets recorded can be manipulated to fit. that’s how you learned that fudging the numbers for endangered species to be higher makes more exist.
  • Even data you make up makes things exist. 10 dragons that live in the park near your house? Yeah that just is how it is now.
  • I just keep erasing all information on me after every heist I pull. It’s so much easier when no one’s watching for you.

Dendrokinesis - Control Wood

  • The forest is my protector and if you somehow manage to get past the trees, you’ll have to face my house.
  • I made all of my furniture into pets. It’s kind of cute, seeing a coffee table try to gently bring me something.
  • For some reason I can only control fruiting angiosperms? So I just made an orchard that harvests itself. 

Depictukinesis - Control Art

  • What really is art? What scope does it have? And what can be manipulated on it? Well, the price menus at fast food shops are technically made with graphics…
  • Welcome to my cartoon world where you can’t even begin to understand the physics.
  • I’ve learned that the local Superhero clan is getting pictures done for their government issued identifications. It just so happens I can steal powers through pictures.

Dermakinesis - Control and Generate Extra Skin

  • By moving the individual cells in my skin I can make this tattoo dance. It’s hilarious.
  • I’ve got a part time job with the local medical college letting them see my muscles move when I make my skin invisible.
  • People get so terrified when I slough off my skin. Sometimes it just gets too gross and I want to start fresh.

Dimensiokinesis - Control Dimensions

  • I’m just so overjoyed you are so easily persuaded. I even brought in a version of yourself that sided with me instead.
  • The greatest heist ever pulled: A teen accientally sending all of fort knox into a storage dimension with no knowledge until much later in life.
  • I really like this power. I can talk to monsters from beyond our dimension. They’re alright most of the time.

Dracokinesis - Control Draconic Energy

  • Yeah I can be a dragon, but it sticks for a day. It kind of sucks unless I have someone bringing me food.
  • Summoning dragons is the ultimate power move.
  • Okay so, I found out I can make dragons? But it takes a lot of energy to make a big one and I’m tired all the time. So, I made a puppy sized one.
POR v CHI Summary

Chicago:

  • Plays better
  • Creates more opportunities
  • Plays all over the field
  • Makes plays and passes left and right
  • Has a PK that’s not called
  • Is on full attacking mode
  • Still defends and gets the ball back
  • JJ-Huerta-Press connection working

Portland:

  • Does nothing
  • We’re in PDX though

Result: Portland wins.