Nerdache Cakes

HELP A GIRL REALIZE HER DREAM!

LOOK AT THIS HOT BABE AND THIS AWESOME CAKE MADE BY THE HOT BABE. (Yes, that’s a cake. A CAKE.)

THIS HECKA HOT LADY IS HELLA TALENTED LIKE YOU AIN’T EVER EVEN SEEN WITH THE CAKESTUFFS. SHE’S A BADASS BITCH WITH A DREAM TO OPEN HER OWN BAKERY. AN INDEPENDENT LADY WHO WILL DO BIG THINGS, BUT SHE NEED LOTS OF HELP. SHE NEEDS THE MONIES TO MAKE THIS HAPPEN.

Please donate to this SUPER talented chicka and help her realize her dream! She’s far too talented to leave in the dust!

JUST LOOK AT ALL THIS STUFF SHE’S MADE!

GRAVITY FALLS CAKES!

HARRY POTTER COOKIES, GUYS

LOOK AT THIS LOKI HEADPIECE CUPCAKE IT’S SCULPTED BY A CAKE GODDESS

she even made a cupcake for homestuck garbage, she’s so great omfg

SO what can you do to help this hot mama open up her VERY OWN bakery? DONATE TO HER KICKSTARTER! She’s very far from her goal and time is very short. It would be totally tragic and horrible to see it fail, because she’s SO incredibly talented. So please signal boost, donate if you can, and send her some LOVE!

Reblog if you can’t do anything else! Let’s get her talent in the limelight!

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Donut Stack! cartoonnetwork​‘s new show We Bare Bears is filled with epic treats, and nothing says BEARS like stackable, dippable, shareable donuts.

Make your own using our DonutStack recipe!

What you’ll need:

  • 1 egg, lightly beaten
  •  3/4 cup plus 1 tablespoon all-purpose flour
  • ½ teaspoon salt 
  • ¼ cup whole milk, hot
  • 1 teaspoon baking powder
  • 1/3 cup white sugar
  • ¾ cup cocoa powder
  • 2 tablespoons unsalted butter
  • 1 teaspoon vanilla extract

What to do:

  1. Preheat the oven to 350°F. (You’ll need an adult for this part!) Lightly grease a doughnut pan.We used Wilton’s Baked donut pan.
  2.  Sift flour, cocoa powder and baking powder together into a large bowl or mixer.
  3. Whisk in the sugar and salt. Add the butter- make sure it’s cold! Break into even pieces and evenly distribute throughout.
  4. Add the milk, vanilla, and egg and stir until just combined. Careful not to overmix your batter, this could make for a tough donut. Use a piping bag or a spoon to fill each doughnut cup about three-quarters full, making sure the center post is clear.
  5. Bake until doughnuts spring back when touched, 6 to 10 minutes. Let cool slightly before removing from pan.

Melt your candy melts. We used Brown (or plain milk chocolate is fine.) for Grizz, white for Ice Bear, and white and black for Panda. Tip: Melt your candy melts in the microwave in 30 second intervals, and don’t overmix. More detailed candy melt instructions can be seen here!

Make sure your donuts are not hot- then dip into your desired candy melt colors using one swift motion. Dot eyes with black candy melts, and noses. Add ears with m&ms covered in candy melt colors. You can also use a brown m&m cut in half for noses. Let candy melts dry for atleast 20 minutes or until firm to the touch.

Stack and eat!

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teenwolf Returns with Season 5 TOMORROW!

We sunk our teeth into this Scott McCall cake carved from our character death by chocolate cake with RKT and covered in fondant details. It’s also based off of the incredible Scott art of daunt! As if this cake could get even sweeter.

Don’t miss the 2 part premiere of Teen Wolf season 5 tomorrow, at 10/9c on mtv!

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Welcome to Gravity Falls! This week was Gravity Falls Week on my Instagram, with an entire week of me making this journal cake and fondant Pine twins! The cake itself is golden butter cake, and Dipper & Mabel (and Bill!) were sculpted from sugar.

This cake is totally delicious AND Hirsch Approved.

Want even more nerd cake? Back the Nerdache Cakes’ Geeky Bakery on Kickstarter! Just 12 days left to raise $70K and help me make the bakery of Tumblr’s dreams. Just $1 can help!

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Kiss Kiss, fall in Love! 

An Ouran High School Host Club Cake from last week! It’s topped with sculpted fondant figures of the gang, and covered in sugar flowers. It’s insides? Match it’s outsides! Lemon cake with whipped cream and strawberries. MmmMm. The sculpted ‘frosting’ peaks have to be one of the cutest touches on this cake! 

I make fandom cakes for a living, now I want to open a Geek Bakery. Support the Nerdache Cake’s Bakery Kickstarter and get some pretty sweet rewards too!

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Nerdache Cakes bakes and creates PuppyCat!

This isn’t the first time Nerdache Cakes has baked Bee’s pal PuppyCat

Check out more cakes on their YouTube channel!

-Cade

At the beginning of the semester I had to write a paper on either a sales or merchandising tactic and how it relates to bakeries. Being the antisocial loser that I am I chose to write about social media and its effect on advertisement, because tumblr. I got to write about nerdache cakes and the cool stuff they do.

I got my paper back today, and it turns out that I got a 100% for doing extra research and knowing how to write essays the teachers like.

Look what came in the mail today!

ARE THESE NOT JUST THE CUTEST COOKIES EVER?!

DEAN HAS THE SAMULET

SAM HAS SIDEBURNS

CAS HAS BLACK WINGS

EVERYTHING IS PERFECT AND I LOVE THEM

I even had to break out the Impala

I don’t know how i’m going to eat these.

Thank you Kit for sending me these! And thank you Nerdache Cakes for making awesome things!