Agdhajdhdjdj a venom au where Andrew is human and Neil is a run away symbiote
haderuiyreiughdfkfng I love this, but also, let me offer the reverse.
Kevin: *blabbers about Exy endlessly*
Venom-Andrew: STAB HIM IN THE THIGH.
Neil: What?! No! He’s giving us points on our form!
Neil: We need to run. We need to run and hide and be unnoticed.
Venom-Andrew: BUY A MASERATI.
Neil: Jesus Christ, Andrew, have you heard a single word of what I said?!
Riko: The Ravens will take over the world.
Venom-Andrew: DOES HE COUNT AS A BAD PERSON?
Neil: Yes. Very bad. Eat him up.
The Foxes: *pile up in Neil’s dorm room*
Venom-Andrew: IMPRESSIVE. NOW, LET’S BITE OFF ALL THEIR HEADS AND PILE THEM UP IN THE CORNER.
Neil: Why would we do that?!
Venom-Andrew: THEY’RE ANNOYING.
Neil: We talked about that. We don’t eat people because they’re annoying.
Neil: Be nice and I’ll get you all the ice-cream and tater tots you want.
Venom-Andrew: TATER TOTS! TATER TOTS! TATER TOTS!
Neil: We’re in the middle of season, Kevin’s gonna rip my throat out if I fuck up the diet plan!
Venom-Andrew: KEVIN’S BRAIN, KEVIN’S PANCREAS, KEVIN’S LUN-
Neil: Okay, I’ll get you tater tots! Happy?!
Venom-Andrew: BEYOND THE TELLING.
Andrew-Venom: HALF-PINT?! APOLOGIZE! APOLOGIZE NOW!